Princess Doomee

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Best of luck in your new venture.

[quote name='SpoiL' timestamp='1296095613' post='2603940'] Die in a fire FAN. [/quote] And to think I almost brought you donuts.

[quote name='Maelstrom Vortex' timestamp='1296082993' post='2603430'] Other than this image. I thought I heard a wolf whining.. did anyone else? Sounds like it needs put down. Just shut up and shoot.. at least you might have decent aim. (Laser assisted of course.) [/quote] How you feel really doesn't matter to me but please, for the sake of the children get your facts straight before you post. #1. Its a coyote, not a wolf. #2. Its an LED light, not a laser. I hope the Order knows enough not to have you in their Veterinary or Weapons Departments.

[quote name='Lennox' timestamp='1295668548' post='2590666'] Its a shame treaties are the norm. In my opinion nobody should have any treaties, just people they get along with. [/quote] What a novel idea. I mean really, that is brilliant.

[quote name='AirMe' timestamp='1295104521' post='2576036'] Except that isn't how it happened. A member acting on his own in a fit of stupidity spied on a FAN nation and destroyed some cash. FAN never raised the issue, FAN out and out attacked the whole alliance instead of FAN piling the offending nation while trying contact MFO to figure out if the rest of the alliance was involved. What actually happened is completely different from your version of events. [/quote] AirMe, while you will always be my favorite radio host, you are a bit off base here. While you state this: [quote]A member acting on his own in a fit of stupidity spied on a FAN nation and destroyed some cash.[/quote] as if it is a fact, it can only be an assumption UNLESS you were somehow involved in or aware of the planning. Son AirMe, which is it? An assumption on your part or a fact you can prove? [quote]FAN never raised the issue,[/quote] We certainly did raise it. You do not have access to that section of our forums for obvious reasons but rest assured, we raised it. As for our defensive attack, as a historian of this game you know only too well, that when FAN has been attacked in the past, it has never been a little slap on the wrist. Our response was fair and just in an attempt to curtail further terrorist attacks. Have a nice day.

[quote name='SyndicatedINC' timestamp='1295074007' post='2575847'] Really I thought that they held a treaty with OBR as well. What shall you ask for next, that the Sun shall not rise the next day? You need to have more realistic expectations comrade. First get your damned weapon out of the sand, for admin's sake! Second, again I notice FAN has an unhealthy obsession with certain 5.56 weapons, honestly consider the advantages of some of the many finer quality weapons out there. Your killing power will increase dramatically I promise! [/quote] First, two quick and dirty pictures hardly portray a collection. Second, please don't bring Admin into these discussions as I doubt they are a favorite topic of theirs. Third, while I understand and appreciate your concerns re: the 5.56 round, it also has many proven advantages. Fourth, yes, we love our ARs but if you think for even a nano second that we are limited to that platform, you need to see your shrink and get your meds changed. Fifth, If you are tired of seeing ARs from us know, just wait until we start posting all of our custom builds with our new Custom FAN Lowers. Have a good day.

[quote name='SirWilliam' timestamp='1295044982' post='2575422'] There were also others that were more connected (I won't put anyone on the spot here by mentioning names) that were willing to go in should it have been asked of them. [/quote] Ahhhh SirWilliam, you are only aware of the tip of the iceberg.

Up until now, this thread was missing something very important. [img]http://www.dlsports.com/cqb_images/ar15_1911_med.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.popguns.com/makotactical/images/AR15BETA.jpg[/img] Fixed it for you.

Being accepted into FAN.

[quote name='Buds The Man' timestamp='1291847356' post='2534226'] Pack it up boys this post wins the thread. Im trying to type through the tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. Congrats to all those lucky enough to be included. FAN if you want a no !@#$%*ing war game come see me we can work it out fun for all. [/quote] If you can convince Chef Joe to prepare the MREs we can talk.

[quote name='Andre27' timestamp='1291824240' post='2533938'] With the recent streak of disbandment notices i half expected this to be FAN's turn to throw in the towel. [/quote] Wow! I mean seriously, you don't know us very well do you? We don't even have a towel and if we did, we'd just clean some guns with it. Throw it in? I laugh in your general direction sir. In spite of the bickering in this thread the realities are indisputable. 10.10.10 was a good time for those involved. I believe that some new relationships may have been formed and others strengthened but the bottom line is it was fun. Other discussion in here just confirms what we have been saying for a long time. The treaty web is a pox on the game of CN. We will have more to say on this topic in the not too distant future.

[IMG]http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb245/Jack_Tarr/FAN/fan.jpg[/IMG] [size="6"][b]Federation of Armed Nations[/b][/size] We interrupt your regularly scheduled trolling with the following special announcement. [b][size="7"]The Results Are In!![/size][/b] [IMG]http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb245/Jack_Tarr/FAN/11491-star101010.jpg[/IMG] Whereas my time left on this planet is getting rather short, and whereas our good friends at FARK are too drunk to get it together, and whereas we know you have been dying to see the results, we have decided to help our brothers out while I am still alive by announcing the results of the 10.10.10 Gladiator Event on FARK's behalf. The Official Tabulated Winners Are: [b]#1 FAN #2 NpO #3 UPN[/b] We would like to congratulate all that participated. A good time was had by all. Jack Tarr FAN SotPK

[quote name='SirWilliam' timestamp='1290480610' post='2520847'] Matters as much as your proclamation I suppose. Really though, I meant it only in jest. I wouldn't get your panties in a bunch. [/quote] And you assume I wear them because?

[quote name='SirWilliam' timestamp='1290457037' post='2520476'] I'm calling shens. Still. [/quote] And that is supposed to matter to someone?

OK, you can stop voting now. FAN won. Nobody should be surprised. This is an open invitation for the trolls to come out from under their bridges.

The Results Are In. FAN Won! This should not be a surprise to any of you. We now await the trolls to emerge from under their bridges.

[quote name='thedestro' timestamp='1286766752' post='2481009'] Let's hope no one crashes your party [/quote] Better yet, let's hope they do.

And now you see the violence inherent in the system. [img]http://affordablehousinginstitute.org/blogs/us/wp-content/uploads/python_grail_being_repressed_small.jpg[/img]

[quote name='BloodFury' timestamp='1286255760' post='2475614'] Someone should attack FAN the day before so everything gets ruined. [/quote] You really should be nicer to people that believe your cause is just. Just sayin.

Archon, In extremely bold, brave and necessary move. I salute you Sir!

This can't end well! For somebody.

We may never have been the best of friends, but I still find this a sad day for the GGA membership. I hope you all can find new homes where you can still enjoy the game. Good luck to all of you.

[size="7"][b]KIND OF OFFISHAL FAN ANNOUNCEMENT[/b][/size] [img]http://fangamers.net/imagehosting/414c4478d4d74e9.jpg[/img] Brass and Rebel Virginia spelled it all out very nicely and there is no need to comment further on this topic other than [img]http://fangamers.net/imagehosting/414b7df9e3903ec.gif[/img] There is one other thing though. FAN Members, where is your obligatory gun pron? [img]http://fangamers.net/imagehosting/414c447aa794080.png[/img]

[quote]FAN because of my rebellious tendencies. After all, if you want to be the character who always rebels against the system with a "I don't give a $%&@" attitude, who better to join than the Federation of Armed Nations? However, my time there was short and unfortunately exciting. My keenness to advance seemed to annoy the old guard of the alliance, who had been sitting around leading the alliance for three years and were naturally xenophobic. However, what really sparked tensions between me and them was my tendency to speak out on the OWF, which they feared would hurt their "good PR," which they were, and still are, enjoying on Planet Bob for the first time. [/quote] Just quick two points because that's all you are worth. 1. Fan's membership is all about FAN. You which once again you have proven here are all about YOU. 2. Some people say a few words and get the job done. You have never learned to STFU and even with your volumes, you say nothing. By by.