Princess Doomee

[quote name='Isaac MatthewII' timestamp='1339790112' post='2985102'] Stopped being original, the fact that your alliance did it in an entirely different topic is kinda sad. [/quote] Oh I made you sad? How awful of me. [quote name='Rotavele' timestamp='1339790516' post='2985106'] Good lord FAN, I think we get the same reactions whenever we make a post [/quote] Perhaps but we do it on purpose. [quote name='D34th' timestamp='1339791837' post='2985132'] You created a meme NPO! Hello Princess Doomee [/quote] Hai 2 u 2. [img]http://widescreenwallpapers.org/wallpapers/preview/p/i/pistol-3-wallpapers.jpg[/img]

Oh...well... gee whiz...I am so ashamed. [img]http://world.guns.ru/userfiles/images/sniper/sn66/tci_m89.jpg[/img]

[quote name='Julia Rose Vicious' timestamp='1339785127' post='2985055'] [/quote] Wait wut??

[quote name='Diego18' timestamp='1339782339' post='2984997'] Who you attacking? You should get attacked for posting crap [/quote] Do you need a link for my nation? [quote name='sounion' timestamp='1339783308' post='2985010'] no. seriously though! nice touch.. [/quote] Thanks for actually reading it.

[center][IMG]http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb245/Jack_Tarr/fanflaglarge.jpg[/IMG] [/center] [size="7"][b][center]FEDERATION of ARMED NATIONS[/center][/b][/size] The Federation of Armed Nations knows what it is like to be on the receiving end of a jackboot. Our many years of being curb-stomped, isolated and unloved has had no effect on our political psyche. Having gone through that gauntlet, we cannot in good faith ever support similar unwarranted action against other alliances that we like. In that regard, FAN finds itself very concerned and upset with Umbrella's total lack of reasoning for their aggression. This is a war that was totally uncalled for. Granted, the concept of a "valid CB" has been dead for a long time in CN. In fact, we like to think we helped to kill it. Granted, we do not at all understand the political motivations for Umbrella's actions. This is a completely illogical move for them. However, it is as ruthless as it is illogical. It is a course of action that highlights that we live in a chaotic world; one where strength is all that matters, and the weak can do nothing but cry from the moral high ground. The Federation of Armed Nations, despite our ancient history, does not support this kind of asshattery. However, we are an alliance that wants to stand by its honor and its commitments, regardless of the costs. We have many friends and acquaintances with a probable stake in this conflict. We view it as our sacred duty to be at their back, especially when they have been at our side when we needed it most. The Federation of Armed Nations is fully aware of which side most errr some of our friends stand on, and we will fully back them, via force of arms if needed. We will not seek any reparations. We will not go for any stupid and punitive peace terms. We will not seek to cripple anyone on the other side, even if we have a negative relationship. Our stake in this conflict is not about positioning ourselves politically, not about being an attack dog, and not about taking out an enemy. Our only desire is to have fun with our friends. We do not care about the fact that us standing by our friends will have consequences. Relationships may be strained, and invariably we understand that many people will be pissed off with our decision. I guess you could just say "F-Troop's back to normal. Oh and thanks to Brehon who's efforts made this post possible. Were it not for him this would have taken years and cost hundreds of lives. [img]http://olegvolk.net/gallery/d/38449-2/barrett_M107_4242.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.boomershoot.org/2000/Barrett.JPG[/img]

[quote name='Jake Liebenow' timestamp='1339778034' post='2984889'] Mostly this. And that Fark should be force-disbanded, but outside of that, this. [/quote] I suspect you have as good a chance of this happening as CN had of getting FAN to disband. I don't see it happening but you keep having your nice dreams.

Happy Birthday. Hard to believe it's only a year eh?

[quote name='Reyas' timestamp='1339643534' post='2982667'] You should have switched things up and declared war on FAN and FARK. [/quote] Afraid to do your own dirty work?

[quote name='Manis B' timestamp='1339551950' post='2981833'] I am shocked and appalled at the lack of honor in CN. [/quote] Shirley you jest.

So, if I understand correctly, if I can find some rogue out there and get him to fly our AA and flag, we can get one of those nifty ultimatums too?

Hello? Is there a moderator in the house?

[quote name='Gopherbashi' timestamp='1337116505' post='2967808'] What do you mean by a real life raffle? [/quote] People buy raffle tickets, numbers are drawn and the winners get prizes. All laws of the USA will apply.

FAN is having a real life raffle. My question to the Moderators is can we announce the details on the CN Forums and if Yes, where is the appropriate place?

Let me live that long.

[quote name='Brehon' timestamp='1335718782' post='2960792'] Glad you had fun Uncle Jack Noting like good fun and good humor ! o/ [/quote] Wait, does that mean you aren't going to go all Achmed on me?

I believe the term I'm looking for is "Oh Snap"?

I am disappointed that anything we do would surprise you Cheeky.

[quote name='MitchellBade' timestamp='1335646103' post='2960503'] Please go back to being irrelevant. kthxbai [/quote] Would this make you very happy and satisfied?

[quote name='Ernesto Che Guevara' timestamp='1335640706' post='2960472'] FAN needs to find a new spokesperson. As hilarious as this whole event is, Doomee's noobishness gets on my nerves, and not in a catch "lol we got you there!" way, in an annoying, frustrating way, like a gnat at a barbecue or a younger sibling. [/quote] Thank you for validating my success Ernesto! Knowing that I annoy you makes it all worth while.

Oh. Well, one can never be sure around here. Carry on.

If you have to ask you won't understand.

[quote name='Mandellav' timestamp='1335585849' post='2960305'] Although, I do hope that this "ploy" by FAN was sincere and not an attempt at starting a war that just happened to be thwarted by this mis-comunique. I agree with Rush's assessment that SUN is trustworthy, but incompetent. I do believe had this situation been real, SUN would have been well within its rights to stand up to FAN to protest what I see as a tasteless ultimatum. [/quote] There really wasn't an ultimatum. Things were left that we would meet again the following night and continue the discussion and all the options and yes there were options. If King James had simply done what he agreed to do instead of running to "big brother" as soon as I logged off, non of this would have happened and we would have suffered a great loss of lulz. I guess I should thank him. Also, it has been stated that I told him we would attack SUN if they refused to cooperate. That is TOTAL BS! I think King James has suffered enough but if he insists on me proving my statement, I will produce the logs. Stonewall, your complaint has been noted and logged. Thank you so much for your participation.

[quote name='Rush Sykes' timestamp='1335580536' post='2960277'] I was with you up until this sentence. You literally judge SUN as untrustworthy because they spilled a plan that they thought was real, and that would really effect their allies in tLR. There was nothing untrustworthy in that. And it its pretty disgusting that it would be painted as such. Did you honestly expect SUN to make military plans, or field what they perceived as a threat from you, without talking to their allies? Had they NOT tried to talk to their allies they would be untrustworthy. King James mistake (and it was collossal) is not knowing who their allies are. [/quote] Rush, no matter what I said or what I did you would find a reason to hate. Its all good. I judged nobody. I spoke my opinion and you spoke yours. Save the hate for something important and not a damned game will you!

[IMG]http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb245/Jack_Tarr/fanflaglarge.jpg[/IMG] I'm Jack Tarr, one of FAN's SotPKs. I am here to accept full responsibility for the recent Yellow fiasco. I also wish to tell you how proud I am because it all ended up much much funnier than I ever thought possible. It's truly amazing how quickly stuff like this spreads across Planet Bob. There are so many versions of what happened and why that it is mind boggling. All the versions seem to have some truth, some speculation and a lot of interperitation. I decided since this was all one of my "hair brained schemes", that it was up to me to explain it all. As you know, my posts are infrequent and usually quite brief and I apologize now for what will be quite the wall of text, for me anyway. The "Yellow Fiasco" was formulated with two objectives: 1. To get even with GPF for all their asshattery and most recently their April Fools shananigans on my account on their forums. (BTW GPF, all my text is still underlined and links to PD). 2. To attempt to find out what SUN was all about and who they really were. They have been neighbors for well over a year and none of us was really sure what they were all about even with our discussions. There was never going to really be a war. Let's face it, we are still trying to recover from our most recent beat down at the hands of TPF and NATO lol. So, the plan was to get GPF to believe we were going to kick their asses off of Yellow because they are major pains in the ass. The latter is quite true as can be substantiated by their train wrecks on other OWF threads. In addition, we were going to involve SUN as some of the stunts GPF had pulled just made it too easy to do so. Seeds were planted by FAN and many of our friends and aquaintences. I even got Brehon to announce on his radio show that FAN was going to war and it wasn't with NPO. That provided a lot of lulz as no sooner did he announce it than the PMs started coming in looking for more info. We wouldn't be so paranoid if everyone wasn't out to get us eh? Next we started working on SUN by explaining that GPF was setting them up with votes so they could watch us kick their buttts. Many lengthy discussions were carried out pushing for Yellow unity. And now we get to poor King James. Ah yes, poor King James. While his other .gov officials agreed with our plan because it was in fact quite logical, GPF did try to set them up for a fall. King James started flopping like a landed herring and finally asked me what would happen if they stayed out of it. I told him something to the effect of he was either with us or against us. I had NO idea he would then take the route he did. The joke was going to be a lot more internal. Anyway, being old and stuff I went to bed. When I logged on this am, I was alerted to the fact that King James went running to his ODP ally TLR but he went to the wrong one. He pleaded for help and told them EVERYTHING that had been said to him in confidence. I had to leave the computer for a bit as my sides hurt from laughing and I was so teary eyed I couldn't read the text anymore. Anyway, while I am really not sure if GPF even knew about any of this, it did feel good knowing I had worked hard to send a little asshattery back their way. It also worked out well to find out the truth about SUN and the fact they really can't be trusted. But the absolute best part of this entire fiasco is we are still laughing and will be for some time. And not a shot was fired. Once again, sorry for being so long winded but I felt it necessary. [IMG]http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb245/Jack_Tarr/tavor.jpg[/IMG]

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