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Dear Non Grata and various warmongers...


sippyjuice

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Thank you so much for making me one of the only democratically elected leaders to only be president while significant wars are going on around Planet Bob. I sincerely appreciate the opportunity to refine my war leader skills many times over, and I am glad you didn't have the patience to wait until after my term was over in Planet Bob. After all, its not like Karma, Bipolar, and PB-NpO were enough to satiate my thirst for war.

I hereby offer my services as a war predictor. Any time you want a war, just let me known and I'll run for president again.

Sincerely,

sippyjuice, President of GDA during every major idiotic war since 2009.

/sarcasm x 1,000,000,000

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UPN asked me to stay out of it, so I'm honoring that. Had they asked for help, I'd be Madame Kamikaze right now. I have new shiny nukes I want to test soon.

you in my range?

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