Dear Non Grata and various warmongers...
Thank you so much for making me one of the only democratically elected leaders to only be president while significant wars are going on around Planet Bob. I sincerely appreciate the opportunity to refine my war leader skills many times over, and I am glad you didn't have the patience to wait until after my term was over in Planet Bob. After all, its not like Karma, Bipolar, and PB-NpO were enough to satiate my thirst for war.
I hereby offer my services as a war predictor. Any time you want a war, just let me known and I'll run for president again.
Sincerely,
sippyjuice, President of GDA during every major idiotic war since 2009.
/sarcasm x 1,000,000,000
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