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March 5, 2009 Ivan looked upon this world, felt himself compelled to once again face the establishment. From his efforts was born the New Sith Order, the third of his line. Seven years later his youngest stands tall beside the other Sons of Moldavi and the world in which he brought us. Seven years His Order has faced trial after trial, proving our mettle and growing stronger espousing new virtues and gaining new strength from each Emperor, and most assuredly each Acolyte, along the way. Seven years his third continues to raise the bar on persistence. As the revolutions of our world slowly wind down the New Sith Order remains steadfast and united. We stand proud of our accomplishments, sure of ourselves and appreciative of our friends. The Sith Order has extended our reach to realms beyond securing prosperity together and increasing our bonds as Brothers with each other. We would like to take this opportunity to recognize all members past and present (as many as our historians could read off the bathrooms walls of Moldavistadt - some fools may have scribbled themselves in twice under multiple monikers); to recognize the efforts and time everyone has put in to develop our home and our community into what it is today. Ivan Moldavi Accalia adrian Adolph Mussolini ahaiker Anarkin Anthony Asdrubael vect Audeamus Audran Aureolus Avram Bacon God/Barthalamule Bahrevand bart416 Beijert benqute BigBrotherKalo BloodyRose BlueGrassMotherland brentbee Briska Brother Caedus Cairna CalicoHero Camilde carnegie Centurius Cerberus chickenzilla Commander Benji Conan the Barbeque ConeBone Count da Silva (Tywin/JunkaLunka) Daestarx Damon W Panne II Dark Angelus Darth Darth Panda David Y Zhou deSouza destroyer43 Dimebag DirtyC doctor bees Doppelganger Drone Strike/Anthony DWEAX Emmanuel Ephriam Grey Esial essenia Esukaresu Exitus Firestorm Fluffykins ForeverEnt Franz Ferdinand Frederic Bastiat FurqanTheReformist Gantz General Specific Gibby Gofastleft Griff Gunnm Guybrush HappySack Harry Harper II Hechal Heft heggo hilltopper HipHopHarry Holton Hoping hostileclownfish Hydro Icepick Imperius Imouse Ironchef Isaac Wolfe jack diorono Jerek john k JoeStupid Josh the Great Justinius Miller KawiStunter killzone21 King of Sparta KML Kodrom Krunk ladykiller Lennox Lilith Harpy LintWad lolpole Longshadow LoopedMe lopro4u2c Lord Dolphin Lord Serpentine Lucien Lycurqus lysotine madmartigan Magicspoon Margrave markpalm1 mastab Merrie Melodies Methrage Mikal Krosswynd MikeyFlips mior1 Morthos Moshe Dayan MonochromeF3ar Mr Garcia Mussolandia nadabethyname Nate Dogg NCC Nightreaper Nightwolf Nigras Nigro Nigronious Ninosyahputra Nixlan oakeshott Offensive Bias Old freedonia Outlawstang Outworld Owned-You PepiB Pingpong Pollard Porojussi Princess Doomee Pyroman rabonnobar Randominterrupt Rayvon Reachwind Reanimator Rebel Virginia RedCommunist RedRaider revised01 Rotavele Ruhani Saielna Sarah Tintagyl Sargon of Akkad Sargun Schills Schmutte693 scottys112 Sedate Seerow Selidryl Sernec Shadow Slayer Sheer Shirunei Sibrand Sileath Sovardie Spartacus1082 Spicy McBeefCake SpoiL stOAKEd Suiseiseki Sulmar Szezine TADspace TacoLord TehChron Tequila Mockingbird Temptation Thane Palludore TheGreat1 TheListener The Phenomenon Tiddles tobiash Tom Litler Tony Greyfox Toxic Water TrekWiz TruHartBrakN Twink TwoWicked Tysum773 UnknownSmurf USMC123 Van Hoo II Varianz Voodoo Nova Walker Texas Ranger WANA WarriorConcept Weebland wing chun stunna Wolfg4ng Wonder Bread WorldConqueror Xerxer Xeuleux xzibit YoungHef youwish959 Zaphod Zizka Zobon I Last, but most definitely not least, we must take a moment to recognize our friends, our enablers and our stepping stones who all helped guide our path over the years. We'll attempt this in alphabetical order by treaty title. [A Disturbance in the Force] Random Insanity Alliance [Amazonian Sith] The Apparatus [Conglomerate Protectorate] The Conglomerate [Disastrous Father Accords + Disastrous Father Accords 2.0] Non Grata [Frostbite] Siberian Tiger Alliance New Polar Order The Liquor Cabinet [Guardian-NSO MDoAP] Guardian [Hereno's Fictional Penis] Tetris -> Shangri-La [Holton Finds the King Accords] The French Empire [Horses with Lightsabers] Regnum Invictorum [In Order, There is Chaos and in Chaos, There is Order] Random Insanity Alliance [Kashmir-NSO Co-Prosperity Agreement] Kashmir [LGA Protectorate] La Gran Alianze [LPH-NSO ODP] Los Pollos Hermanos [Nine Headed Sith] Hydra [NSO-NpO MDP] New Polar Order [Order 66] New Pacific Order [Ordinance of Chaos] New Pacific Order [Ordinance of Disorder] Siberian Tiger Alliance [Ordinance of Force] The Galactic Republic [Pissing in Your Cheerios] Farkistan [TBC-NSO] The Bear Cavalry [Terra-Cotta Pact] Carpe Diem Atlantic Sphere Union Imperium of Man Rome Incorporated City-States of Brengstklau [The 50 Cent Treaty] Ragnarok [The Dove Doctrine Episode II] Global Alliance and Treaty Organization [The Firey Sith] Phoenix Rising [The Iron Curtain] Hydra Fellowship of Elite Allied Repblics North Atlantic Treaty Organization [The Nerdgasm Accords] The Last Remnants [The Ordinance of Rebirth] New Pacific Order [The Sith Combine] The Combine [The Sith Republic] Independent Republic of Orange Nations [The Treaty of Mount Sinai] Exodus [Treaty at Bakura] The Phoenix Federation Be sure to swing by #NSO to visit; you may or may not find us interested in your visit there. o/ Imperator and Founder Ivan Moldavi o/ Emperor JoeStupid o/ Imperator KirstenMichelle o/ Imperator Rayvon o/ Imperator YouWish o/ Imperator LintWad o/ Imperator Heft o/ Imperator Heggo
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The First Order of Bromance Accords [spoiler]Dear Diary, I met a guy named Hux today in Lunch. He has read Nietzche he says. Everyone should read Nietzche he says. Dear Diary, Sat with Hux again at lunch today. He agrees that the destruction of Alderaan was justified. I ask him if he wants to come to Hot Topic with me later to look at some vintage Imperial Posters. Dear Diary, Mom and Dad still don’t believe that my name is Kylo. Dad laughs whenever I say it. Nobody at school calls me Kylo but Hux. Hux is alright but he likes Tarkin too much. Tarkin is nowhere near as cool as Vader. Dear Diary, I am taking Grandpa’s helmet to school today to show to Hux at lunch. I expect he will be quite impressed. It’s pretty Wizard. Dear Diary, Today Hux and I are wearing black to commemorate the defeat at the Battle of Endor. We both always wear black but today it means more. At lunch Hux read part of his manifesto to me. It covers a lot of ground. Dear Diary, Hux and I are meeting up by our lockers for an exchange of gifts. I got him a moleskine to write his speeches in. I hope he likes it. Dear Diary, Hux got me a poster of Darth Vader for my locker. I already have one just like it but bigger; however, I appreciate the thought. Dear Diary, Hux and I have made Livejournal accounts. His name is Starkiller; mine is xXxVaderxXx. Dear Diary, My dad knocked over my model Death Star and broke it, but he didn’t apologize. He said people should stop making Death Stars. I’m shaking. Dear Diary, I told Hux what my dad said about Death Stars and he’s coming over for moral support. We’re going to build a new Death Star in place of the one that broke. Hux says if we don’t it lets them win. It’s nice to have friends.[/spoiler] It’s not easy being the only two kids at school who wear black and believe that the Imperials were right. Sometimes, you just need to have one friend who really gets you. Whether it’s running from your family dinner parties with Wookies or reading up on the latest speech giving techniques, Both Hux and Kylo are glad to have someone with whom they can commiserate. In this spirit, we sign The First Bromance of Order Accords. Article I. I just don’t think girls GET why Darth Vader is so great Having a friend to talk about different shades of black and your cool ass grandfather is pretty great when NO ONE else seems to care. MI6 and NSO pledge to be respectful of one another, particularly when their heritage is so cool. Besides, if you’re nice enough Hux might let you fly around in his Star Destroyer. Article II: Hux says women are a distraction You meet this sweet Goth girl at the Hot Topic and now you want to write dark poetry for her and scribble your names in ink on each others binders. But Hux knows that all this time you’re wasting on this space wench is time you could be using to improve your slot efficiency (62%?!?! are you trying to make us look bad?). Realizing that the only way you’ll rule the high school and show those popular pricks who’s not afraid of his destiny is with a gigantic planetary laser that draws its power from the sun, Hux and Kylo agree to share their economic resources. Article III: You can’t really appreciate the Imperial March until you’ve heard it on Vinyl Friends let their other friends borrow their stuff. Whether it’s a mint copy of some original Galactic Empire vinyl from your dad’s collection, or one of Hux’s inspirational books about order and fascism (all of which are HUGE disappointments by the way, zero mentions of Darth Vader), Hux and Kylo pledge to share all of their stuff with one another. This includes petty rumors from those wannabe resistance thugs. They think they’re so cool. Article IV: Passive Aggressive Glaring Sometimes, your dad is gonna do his dad thing and force you to go to the school dance. This is egregious and only serves to show how little he knows about you. It’s not like you would dance anyways. And while you would appreciate Hux coming to spend his time with you, glaring in judgement at those wannabes on the dance floor, you respect his right to choose to stay at home and play with his galactic space armies. Similarly, if Hux wants you to help him make the peons witness the firepower of his fully armed and operational battle station, he knows that some days you just need to write passive aggressive lyrics in your journal. Alone. Article V: Current Status: In a Sarlaac Pit, but emotionally Having friends is a new experience, and is always subject to change. What happens when you wear new liquid eyeliner and Hux starts quoting Marx? Will your friendship continue? Will it change forever? After a period of four months, the treaty will expire, unless both Hux and Kylo agree to advance the relationship. Article VI: Diary, I think this is for the best Maybe the way he quotes Nietzche starts to get on your nerves. Or maybe the way he throws a fit and destroys all of your navigational and weapons stations on your star destroyer really grates you (those are expensive, okay). Whatever the case may be, both alliances agree that sometimes friendships end. If either of them want to terminate their relationship, they must provide the other with 48 hours notice and some dark lyrics that express the ways in which the relationship went wrong. Signed for MI6 Hux Chimaera, M Mergerberger, M Devilyn Caster, 001 Piejonk, 002 Gorniar, 003 Gopherbashi, 004 Kerschbs, 005 James Bond, 007 Signed for NSO Kylo Joe Stupid, Emperor Spartacus, Dark Lord Rayvon, Sith Lord Adolph Mussolini, Sith Lord The Listener, Sith Lord [spoiler] https://twitter.com/kylor3n?lang=en[/spoiler]
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The "Pissing in your Cheerios" Accords - OR - "Fark Side of That's No Moon!" I. This treaty signifies the existence of a tangible relationship between the New Sith Order and Farkistan II. If one of us gets attacked, the other will probably feel inclined to join the fight but they don't have to. III. Times are tough, things are moving slowly, and we get bored. If one of us starts a fight, we might also be inclined to join that too. IV. While we both enjoy a good scrap with anyone else, we don't want to fight each other. As long as this treaty exists, NSO and Fark will not fight against the other. V. Treaty Review Period - This treaty will come under review in 60 days time, during which both parties will evaluate its continued deliciousness and possible addition of honey or nuts. VI. Cancellation - Seriously? It's only for 60 days. Signed for the New Sith Order Sith Emperor: Joe Stupid Dark Lord of the Sith: Spartacus1082 Sith Lord: Rebel Virginia Sith Lord: USMC123 Master of Exaltation: Varianz Marauder of Exaltation: Holton Signed for Farkistan Submitter: 905 Squirrel: One_Eighty_Two TF Council Decide R Inchief (Speaker) NSFW (Smontag) Bionic Redhead Avicour 182 -
Joint Announcement from the White Sphere
Master Holton posted a topic in Alliance Announcements (IC)
After over a year of on/off talks, revision, and much dedication, I am proud to announce that the White team has come together in our own selfish interests to provide a beautifully worded economic agreement which will benefit the sphere for (hopefully) years to come! -
A Wound in the Force How could you ever hope to know the threat you faced when you have never walked in the dark places of the galaxy? Faced war and death on such a scale? If you had traveled far enough, rather than waiting for the echo to reach you, perhaps you would have seen it for what it was. There is a place in the galaxy where the dark side of the Force runs strong. It is something of the Sith, but it was fueled by war. It corrupts all that walks on its surface, drowns them in the power of the dark side— -- it corrupts all life. And it feeds on death. Episode VII: This Echo Travels in the Places Where Death Has Walked, Where Planets Have Died. Massacres Fuel Its Power, the Death of Life Fuels It. The undersigned alliances, in recognition of our friendship, common values and interests and in pursuit of our collective security, strength, and prosperity, enter into this agreement in furtherance of those goals. Furthermore, the signatories commit themselves to upholding the obligations they freely undertake by signing this treaty. Episode VIII: It Is Our Goal To Be Stronger, To Achieve Our Potential and Not Rest Upon Our Laurels. We Are The Seekers, Not The Shepherds. Both parties agree to enter into a state of non aggression with one another for the entire duration of these accords and agree to never conspire or commit acts of espionage against one another. Both parties agree to never give any form of aid or assistance to an alliance or individual that a signatory of this treaty is militarily engaged with. Episode IX: To Say That The Force Works In Mysterious Ways Is To Admit One's Ignorance, For Any Mystery Can Be Solved Through The Application of Knowledge and Unrelenting Effort. Darkness is a Friend, an Ally. Darkness Allows Us To Understand Others, To See What They Value When They Believe No One Else Is Looking. It Allows Us To Be Honest With Ourselves, To Express Those Values That We Would Disavow in the Light. The Light Blinds Us. It Is Only In The Dark That We See Clearly, and There Is a Great Dark Hidden Among These Worlds. In the interests of proactive defense, both parties agree that all information critical to the defensive and strategic interests of the other will be forwarded. Episode X: Conflict Forces One To Better Oneself. It Forces Change, Growth, Adaption, Evolution… or Death. In the interests of common development and growth, both parties agree that the development and security of the other has a direct impact on the others strategic interests, and as such a direct attack on one signatory shall be considered a direct attack upon the other and will warrant a proper response as agreed upon by the signatories, be it diplomatic assistance, foreign aid, or a defensive war. In the event that one signatory comes under attack through providing military support to another ally engaged, said signatory is not considered to be in a defensive war, and the response of the other signatory is highly encouraged but not required. The signatories shall each endeavor to avoid placing the other in a situation in which this treaty shall come into conflict with any other current or future treaty signed by that signatory. In the unfortunate event that this is not possible and outside treaty obligations force the signatories into a situation in which they would occupy opposing positions in a larger conflict, the signatories shall work hard to respect the others position and neither signatory will take up arms against the other. Episode XI: Without Strife, the Victory Has No Meaning. Without Strife, One Does Not Advance. Without Strife, There is Only Stagnation. In the event that a signatory declares an offensive war, they may request assistance from the other provided they give notice at least 24 hours in advance. Assistance is not required from the other signatory in this situation, but is highly encouraged. Episode XII: The Dark Side Clouds Everything. Impossible To See, The Future Is. Recognizing that our interests may not always converge, the parties agree to being able to cancel this pact in its entirety with 72 hours notice. During these 72 hours, it is still considered active. Episode XIII: A Wound in the Force For the New Sith Order, ~ Sith Empress: KirstenMichelle ~ Dark Lord of the Sith: Joe Stupid ~ Sith Lord: Hereno ~ Sith Lord: Adolph Mussolini For the Random Insanity Alliance, ~ Shadow, By the Grace of Cactuar, His Glorious Excellency The Most Holy, Blessed, and Venerable Eternal Triumvir of Random Insanity and the Dominions and Territories thereunto belonging, Captain Planet Emeritus, Supreme Pontiff of the Holy Realms of the Cactuar, Defender of the Faith, Guardian of the Funk, Grand Master of the Most Noble Sovereign Military Order of Cactimus Prime, Central Commander of the Nintuar Clan, Leader and Guide of the Rivolucion, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Archduke of Disorder, Overlord of Lunacy, Puppetmaster of Chaos, etc. ~ Ogaden, Spammer of Mind illusions, Droid Coder, Buzzkill Extraordinaire, Protector of Ewoks ~ im317, Triumvir, Former Elder of PotD, Enemy of Spelling, Secretly a Dog ~ Croix, Head of People ~ dester55, a HoR ~ biofantic, Head of Military Operations, Master of the Galaxy, the 5th ghostbuster, Singer of great epics, Divider of Canyons, Emperor of Emperors, Leader of the New Generation, Squire to Shadow's Shadow's Shadow's Shadow, Lighter of lights, Secret Fascist Leader of the People ~ brian, best HoFA nobody ever talked about. ~ cctmsp13, viceroy tl;dr Order Amidst Chaos Chaos Amidst Order -
As it's said, chasing success is a helluva lot more fun than getting it. The Dominion of the Grand Enclave I've always liked building things from scratch. Charter Preamble In recognition of the rights and needs of an alliance and its membership, a charter is hereby established to secure the most growth and happiness for its common welfare. Though we may not share the same seniority, experience, or past, we pledge to bind our nations, and our talents, together for the mutual benefit of each member. Article I: Government Section A: Lord Regnant The Lord Regnant is the leader of the alliance. He or she is charged with powers over all aspects of the alliance, except for limits specified in the following articles. The responsibility of the Lord Regnant is best carried out by experienced rulers who can bring stability between the different terms of other government positions. Section B: Lord Surrogate The Lord Surrogate is the secondary leader of the alliance, who exercises powers delegated to him or her from the Lord Regnant. Unless otherwise stated by the Regnant, the Lord Surrogate is the heir apparent. The powers delegated to the Lord Surrogate may vary between different reigns, and may at times assume most alliance functioning powers while the Lord Regnant becomes a figurehead. The removal or change of powers – whether added to or taken away - of the Lord Surrogate is possible by command of the Lord Regnant. Powers laid out specifically to the Lord Regnant in this charter may be given to the Lord Surrogate. Section C: The Conclave The Conclave consists of all government members that are subordinate and report directly to the Lord Regnant. Positions in the Conclave may be added or removed as needed, but not removed before a term is up. The Conclave may have subordinates in the respective areas of the alliance they run. The powers to appoint, remove and what areas of the alliance to run are delegated by the Lord Regnant. Section D: Elections The Lord Surrogate, the Conclave, and the Conclave’s subordinate positions may be decided by the votes of alliance members if such positions are marked electable by the Lord Regnant and approved by the membership. Whether a position is marked as elected or appointed should be considered part of the alliance charter, and therefore must be approved by a charter revision vote to change. Currently, until the alliance reaches a sizable and active membership, all positions are appointed. When positions are elected, the terms for Conclave positions shall be two months with a voting period of 72 hours to be held right before a term ends. Any member may run for election, and post candidacy and position threads at times of their choosing. Article II: Rights It is the right of every member nation of the alliance to be treated fairly and have representation. The harassment or hounding of any member will not be tolerated, and that includes by any government member. This harassment can range from verbal attacks to abusive government orders. The role of a government member is first and foremost to serve the alliance members. If any member nation has any issue, its ruler may take his or he grievances to any level of government until it is resolved, including and up to the Lord Regnant. When such issues are brought up, a member nation shall face no risk of reprisal for doing so. Article III: Expulsion Democratic expulsions, justly or unjustly, drive members away even if they fail, leading to the loss of good members and the crippling of an alliance. As such, the expulsion of members may only be done in extreme circumstances by the Lord Regnant. Grounds for expulsion include spying, insubordination, or reckless endangerment of the alliance. Behavior approaching to or at harassment of other members may qualify, but is subject to a case by case basis. Article IV: Revision Revisions to this charter may be done with the approval of 60% of the members in the alliance who cast a vote. A motion to revise the charter may be set forth by the Lord Regnant. Forums #doge
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After refusing to work, participarpting in rally and sleeping for 12 hours, I am here on behalf of Die Linke to wish all the denizens of Bob the day we leftists savour the most - International Workers' Day. It has been over a century since the historic workers' strike in Chicago that flagged off this legacy of celebrating the right to protest and reliving the struggles down the ages of the revolutionary proletariat against ruling-class atrocities. Also, May 1 happens to be the day when Libertarian Socialist Federation was founded by Comrade Haraldur in the year 2006. It has been Eight eventful years from that milestone! We in the elesef have seen many ups and downs, have had made a few great friends and sadly had to part ways with some. We would to thank to our allies in Die linke, MCXA, NATO, Shangri-la, our really close friends in Atlas, NSO, our ex ally and the 'other left'- The International for making our eight years a fun drive. We would also like to recognize the contribution of our historic rival- NoR in making our journey most amusing. But obviously May Day is not just 'our day'. We invite all comrades to join us in this celebration. Workers' of the world Unite!!!!
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A not so long time ago in a galaxy close, very close.... A Disturbance in the Force (An Optional Defense and Aggression Pact) Episode I: Give Yourself to the Dark Side. The undersigned alliances, in recognition of our friendship, common values and interests and in pursuit of our collective security, strength, and prosperity, enter into this agreement in furtherance of those goals. Furthermore, the signatories commit themselves to upholding the obligations they freely undertake by signing this treaty. Episode II: Bring Order Chaos to the Galaxy Both parties agree to enter into a state of non aggression with one another for the entire duration of these accords and agree to never conspire or commit acts of espionage against one another. Both parties agree to never give any form of aid or assistance to an alliance or individual that a signatory of this treaty is militarily engaged with. Episode III: Many Bothans Died to Bring Us This Information In the interests of proactive defense, both parties agree that all information critical to the defensive and strategic interests of the other will be forwarded. Episode IV: The Alliances Strike Back In the interests of common development and growth, both parties agree that the development and security of the other has a direct impact on the others strategic interests, and as such requests made for assistance (for diplomatic assistance, foreign aid, defensive war or aggressive war) will be considered with great weight. Episode V: Disney Buyout Recognizing that our interests may not always converge, the parties agree to being able to cancel this pact in its entirety with 72 hours notice. During these 72 hours, it is still considered active. Episode VI: A Disturbance in the Force For the New Sith Order, Rayvon Emperor KirstenMichelle Dark Lord Hereno Sith Lord Adolph Mussolini Sith Lord For the Random Insanity Alliance, Shadow Signature Too Long... See Spoiler [spoiler] By the Grace of Cactuar, His Glorious Excellency The Most Holy, Blessed, and Venerable Eternal Triumvir of Random Insanity and the Dominions and Territories thereunto belonging, Captain Planet Emeritus, Supreme Pontiff of the Holy Realms of the Cactuar, Defender of the Faith, Guardian of the Funk, Grand Master of the Most Noble Sovereign Military Order of Cactimus Prime, Central Commander of the Nintuar Clan, Leader and Guide of the Rivolucion, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Archduke of Disorder, Overlord of Lunacy, Puppetmaster of Chaos, etc. [/spoiler] Hyperonic Triumvir, Actually Jeff Goldblum, also known as Kenny im317 Triumvir, Former Elder of PotD, Enemy of Spelling Ogaden Head of Economics, Spammer of Mind Tricks, Droid Coder, Buzzkill Extraordinaire, Protector of Ewoks Croix Head of Internal Affairs, Sometimes itchy Biff Webster Head of Foreign Affairs, Listener to Podcasts, Justitian Illuminati Inner Circle
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Holy crap it snuck up on me this year, such a busy time for us rebuilding from the war. 5 years and still going strong, the New Sith Order is and will remain a thorn in your side for yet another 5. Happy Anniversary, my Sith. Celebrate. You've earned it. / Rayvon Sixth Emperor of the Sith Empire
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At their request, The Evilistrator Elite Nations (TEEN) is no longer under the protection of the Screaming Red Asses. Interested parties should be advised that TEEN has a new protector and should not be considered fair game. We wish them luck with their new protector and in their future endeavors. Signed,
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New Sith Order hereby admits defeat at the hands of The New Polar Order. /s/ New Polar Order Emperor - Dajobo Imperial Regent - EaTeMuP Imperial Liaison - Quantum Leap Minister of Peace - Vindicator Minister of Truth - WarGod0001 Minister of Plenty - Mompson Minister of Love - sounion Deputy Minister of Peace - Lestat Deputy Minister of Truth - King Ryan IV Deputy Minister of Love - Irish Republic Deputy Minister of Plenty - Bleeker For the New Sith Order: Rayvon Emperor KirstenMichelle Dark Lord Hereno Sith Lord Adolph Mussolini Sith Lord [hr] New Sith Order hereby admits defeat at the hands of The Order Of Paradox. /s/ Signed for The Order of the Paradox, Centurius, Grandmaster iamthey, Grand Chancellor Salajol, Grand Hospitaller For the New Sith Order: Rayvon Emperor KirstenMichelle Dark Lord Hereno Sith Lord Adolph Mussolini Sith Lord [hr] The New Sith Order and Farkistan agree to white peace. /s/ Signed for Farkistan: 905 - Submitter Mr. Vicarious - Squirrel One_Eighty_Two - Speaker of the TotalFark Council Cable77 - TotalFark Council Stargatesg1 - TotalFark Council Rampage3 - TotalFark Council Rollo Gigante - TotalFark Council For the New Sith Order: Rayvon Emperor KirstenMichelle Dark Lord Hereno Sith Lord Adolph Mussolini Sith Lord [hr] Kushmir admits defeat at the hands of The Order Of Paradox. /s/ Signed for The Order of the Paradox, Centurius, Grandmaster iamthey, Grand Chancellor Salajol, Grand Hospitaller Kashmir consents.
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In the last Global Analysis segment, we broke down the primary political philosophies of this world, but encountered some confusion from our viewers. Why are some democracies like TOP so efficient, and others stagnant and lacking in dynamic? Why are some autocratic regimes also democratic, while others are simple dictatorships? After recently speaking with both a friend in TOP, and a friend in NPO, I will provide you with the answer why, by illustrating the accountability of these governments and sharing my own experience with NSO. I will also explain why terms like "efficient democracy" and "democratic autocracy" are not always self-contradictory terms, and why Order always prevails. The Order of the Paradox: Democratic Accountability None can doubt the capability and efficiency of the Order of the Paradox. For a long time, this ability confused even myself: How can a democracy expect to succeed when by definition it does not completely remove itself from the state of nature? In reality, however, the democracy of TOP was not designed to check the power of the sovereign, but rather, to hold it accountable. A careful analysis of Paradox reveals its democratic experiment was not shaped around an irrational fear of centralized power, as so many democracies are. Indeed, within Paradoxia King Feanor has reigned for many years. Paradoxia's Order implemented a democratic institution to maintain accountability of the leadership. After all, the absolute duty of any alliance sovereign is to defend and advance the interests of the Nations. With a strict selection process and an institution designed to advance the power and glory of the Order, Paradoxia has become a beacon and example of true democracy for all democratically oriented alliances to aspire to. Instead of resisting Order, Paradoxia has embraced it, and adopted democratic accountability to ever march gloriously into the future. The New Pacific Order: Autocratic Democracy At it's peak, the New Pacific Order established the Hegemony, a monumental achievement which brought Pacifican philosophy to the global scale and established global stability that lasted years. Through Francoism, power and glory was expressed scientifically via written word. But in it's early days, Pacifica was no mere dictatorship that served the whims of the leader. Comrade Vladimir reformed the Praetorian Guard to preserve the ideological purity of the Order. [ooc]The name of the Guard was no accident: the Roman Praetorians were known to assassinate their emperors from time to time.[/ooc] The mission of the Praetorian Guard is to protect the New Pacific Order and the Pacifican way of life from those who would choose to harm the alliance, either intentionally or unintentionally. In the glory days, the Praetorian Guard served as a handpicked ideological inner party of the Order, maintaining a powerful grip over both the membership and the higher offices. Should an Emperor turn from Francoism and the Order, it was the responsibility of the Praetorian Guard to organize his overthrow. Unfortunately, the Mad Emperor Revenge, also called Moo-Cows, weakened the Praetorian Guard. When a leader of the Praetorian Guard, Al Kassad, made his stand against the Mad Emperor, he was thrown from the alliance and accused of spying for Vox Populi. Ivan Moldavi also made his stand, attempting to sieze power during the Moldavi Rebellion, but was defeated. Those who remained did so out of loyalty to the Order, but with the Mad Emperor's power left unchecked, he plunged the Order into destruction and the Hegemony finally fell. Emperor Cortath did his best to salvage the situation, but those who followed him never understood the importance of accountability and the Praetorian Guard, and to this day the Order has never fully recovered. The New Sith Order: Rule of the Strongest In 2009 Ivan Moldavi returned to establish the New Sith Order, and as Count da Silva, I was the fifth nation to join. With the failure of Pacifica, Ivan sought to establish a new Order that embodied many the ideals of the old Body Republic, with a healthy system of accountability. He established a system that allowed Sith to rise to power in meritocracy, and to allow democratic challenges that could remove a weak leader from power. Since I was the strongest ideological voice of the Sith, and with my experience in the Imperial Assault Alliance, Ivan appointed me to replicate the Praetorian Guard within the NSO. To this end, I founded the Bureau of Internal Security, a secular body with the same mission as Pacifica's Guard: to hold both the leadership and the membership accountable to the interests of the Order. This was done in the same manner: a handpicked, ideologically pure inner-party with a powerful network of Sith that acted as a secret police force. [ooc]Unfortunately, due to real life circumstances I went inactive (as did Ivan), and never returned.[/ooc] Recently, Rayvon revealed that he himself had dismantled the Security Bureau and had thrown Ivan Moldavi from the alliance years ago, resulting in a loss of accountability and absolute power held in his hands. With the Bureau gone, Rayvon proceeded on a path that has led to the NSO's situation today.
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The Nerdgasm Accords Preamble: Recognizing that both Fallout and Star Wars can be geek heaven to nerds all over the world, The Last Remnants(TLR) and New Sith Order(NSO) hereby enter into this Mutual Defense and Optional Aggression Pact. Article I: Your vault or my ship? NSO and TLR recognize the sovereignty of each others' territories. No Sith will mess the Vault-dwellers and the mutants and Wastelanders will endeavor to exist with as little offense to the dark jedi business as possible. Sexbots and fluffy neutral jedi are fair game to all. Article II: Galactic Information Kiosks and Broken Radios If either ones' communication blacks out, we both agree that it does not mean only one thing - Invasion - and share the information we find important to each order so there will not be needless worrying about the Trade Federation's droid army or the Enclave attacking. Article III: Invaders Must Die! Should anyone attempt a violent takeover of the vault or send assassins after the Emperor and/or his seventy wives(Fine, there are 69 of them), the other Nerdnest will send their own assassins, BB guns and armies of radroaches to assist in whatever capacity they are required. If a signatory party has the situation well under control and another apocalypse is unnecessary, the other may sit back and enjoy the executions. Article IV: Gang wars TLR and NSO may decide to take part in any gang wars and do so together for the sake of peacehavoc and prosperitydestruction. Article V: The Final Duel In the event of a falling out and the mass of nerdgasms having grown too great to handle so it goes supernova, TLR and NSO will calculate the time they have left and gropehug each other goodbye at least 72 hours before the Fatman sings. For the New Sith Order: Rayvon Emperor KirstenMichelle Dark Lord Hereno Sith Lord For the Last Remnants: Triumvirate Darth Kestral Admiral Rifleman Not Anakin Elorian Ministers Twi'lek dancer Stefano Palmieri - MoIA Spacejew JSoprano - MoE Rush My Lightsaber is Bigger Than Yours Sykes - MoFA Stormtrooper AbsentRaccoon - MoD Parteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhh!
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My SDI: Blocked 2. I've been nuked twice Opponent 1 SDI: Blocked 2 of mine(first day of nuking) Opponent 2 SDI: Blocked 6 of mine(second day of nuking) Opponent 3 SDI: Blocked 7 of mine(second day of nuking) My military: Sums this war up for me. Now back to the trenches ya !@#$%^&*
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Three years ago this week the Sith found themselves on the bottom side of a gang bang. As we recall and reflect on the laughs we had as our Brotherhood stood resolute against those wishing to eliminate us, we feel it appropriate to share yet another climb above the 4 mil mark. Adversity is the domain in which we thrive. No foe, no rogue, no dollar amount, no other's decision shall see our demise - nothing but The End. The strong shall survive. The strong have survived. / Rayvon ~ Emperor Dilber ~ Dark Lord KirstenMichelle ~ Sith Lord Doppelganger ~ Sith Lord
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Proudly presents... The Holocron: 6th Release Table of Contents 1. Introduction 2. Sith Lord voting results: Joe the Plumber becomes Joe the Dictator 3. Anthony is back... 4. ... and Dilber is on his way. 5. What it means to be Sith - A Treatise on our Meriotocracy 6. ATTN ODN [hr] Introduction Welcome to another edition of the Holocron. The pride of the Sith, envy of the cyberverse, arguably the best news release out there (sup PNN, Don't Panic, Schatt?). We're happy to announce that this is a special election edition of the Holocron and our 6th overall release! You will notice we are using a different graphic from our last release, all credit for this masterpiece goes to our all-powerful Emperor Rayvon. Thanks for donating your art fair Emperor! :wub: Please enjoy yourself and feel free to critique or compliment. /s/ Holton - Voice of the Order [hr] Joe Stupid embraces Joe the Plumber and transforms into Joe the Dictator This past week the New Sith Order saw rise to an unprecedented set of happenings. Lord Rabonnobar stepped down from the Darth Council in order to pursue a greater understanding of the Dark Side. In true Sith tradition, the empty seat did not pass long unnoticed. Alas, your's truly was barred from challenging for the position as I was too new to my new position of Master. However, two very capable members of the Order stepped up to fill the hole left by Lord Rabonnobar. Youwish959, Imperator Emeritus, became the first former Emperor in the history of the Sith to issue a challenge and make a return to active government. KainIIIC, former Sith Lord, also stepped up to challenge for the seat. Following shortly behind, and needing a little encouragement, Joe Stupid issued his challenge a few hours after his opponents. The chatter within the Order was explosive. Not only did we have a 3-way challenge, we had a 3-way between Joe, Kain, and Youwish. Each a legend in their own right, the competition and debate was fierce. Youwish withdrew from the challenge in order to fill the role of Master in the Council of Inquisition, another first in the history of the Sith. Leaving Kain and Joe to battle it out for the seat. Everyone in the Order agreed that either candidate's victory would equate to a victory for the Sith, however only one could be left standing at the end of the day. KainIIIC campaigned upon his past and his skill, promising tax cuts to all major Sith corporations and lowering the minimum wage laws. Joe Stupid campaigned as the common man, the "approachable" candidate. Joe the Plumber's grassroots campaigning strategy payed off for him in the end. Though the vote was close, Joe stupid won out by a mere 4 votes. The Holocron would like to thank all three candidates for their amazing debate and service to the Order. We hope you decide to run again Kain! Congratulations to our new Sith Lord, Joe Stupid. The Holocron dutifully collected comments from across the cyberverse and the people all unanimously agree on the positive nature of Joe's ascendancy: Clearly, this is the dawning of a new age for the New Sith Order! o/ Joe o/ NSO [hr] The Return of Anthony The subject of much mourning in the Order since his departure, Anthony, has finally been reincarnated. Truly the epitome of what it means to be Sith, Anthony has a long history with the Sith. Serving as Sith Lord for many years and eventually going inactive and deleting from our lives, but never from our hearts. Anthony was often the subject of conversation in the Dark Army as he influenced an entire generation of Sith but wouldn't be present to help mold our new recruits into a true Sith. Fortunately, as of March 4th, 2013, our beloved Yankees Fan has returned home to continue his glorious reign of lulz and suggesting we fight our own recruits. The mighty Anthem of Anthony will resound throughout the halls of Moldovistadt for many generations to come: Our "Anthony", who art in GOONS, Hallowed be thy Name. Thy medals come. Thy will be done, in #jrcom as it is in #Dominion. Give us this day our daily target lists. And forgive us our minor problems, As they will be destroyed soon. And lead us not into inactivity; [For thine is the kingdom, The power, and the glory, For ever and ever.] Amen. [hr] Dilber is Coming As many of you may know by now, our Dark Lord and Savior is returning to the greatest country on earth before summer ends. Pepper your angus, this will be the biggest thing to hit CN since Karma. [hr] What it means to be Sith - A Treatise on our Meritocracy When the first Dark Lord saw what had become of the Cyberverse, he wept. The bastions of strength he had known in his past lifetime were suffering from disrepair and incompetence, and the people were complacent with their lot. On March 4th, 2009 the New Sith Order was founded in opposition to everything the world at the time stood for. PZI sentencing, chasing players from the game, allowing your friends into positions of power rather than the best man for the job being chief among these. We were a haven for those seeking shelter from the outdated practices of the time and for those whom the Sith's philosophy resonated with. The Order was founded on the idea of pure meritocracy. The strongest and most competent members would be our leaders, and the rest of the members would constantly strive for improvement in order to challenge these leaders. Moldavi thought this ideal was best represented by the Sith, a religious faction from a galaxy far far away. To further aid in this strive for pure meritocracy, the New Sith Order instated the Challenge system. Our system has seen many incarnations throughout the years, but the basic tenet has remained true: Anyone of competence may challenge their direct superior for their position. The first Dark Lord recognized that he alone could not decide the outcome of the challenge as this would stain it with his own bias, corrupting the purpose he had designed the Challenge system for. Therefore, it was decided that the Sith would choose their leaders using a meritocracy based on common consensus. Once the challenges are issued, a period of endorsements occur. If the challenger accrues the requisite endorsements, the challenge will proceed to the final phase: Voting. It is here that the Sith separate themselves from the rest of the world's alliances. Our system is not a democracy, as we do not hold regularly scheduled elections. Each Sith is indoctrinated in our ways from the moment they apply to our great Order. Our consensus-based meritocracy is based purely on the skill of the two candidates. Each member takes the time to separate out their emotions and their personal bias, as much as humanly possible, to vote based on who will do the best job. This is what makes the Sith unique. We choose our government based on merit, not on personal preference or popularity. Every single one of us is committed to this ideal, and we all strive to weed out those weak enough to succumb to their emotions during a vote. We often repeat the line "The Strong Survive", but what this means is not always clear to outsiders and newcomers. The phrase "The Strong Survive" is not a dividing frame of thought, we do not throw the weaker members of our Order to the wolves to fend for themselves. Instead, the phrase is meant to inspire unity within our halls. The Strongest members will rule our Order, but the even the strongest individual is weak while standing alone. In our unity, we are Strong. A unified alliance will survive and thrive, a weak alliance will break apart and die. This is indisputable fact. o/ NSO The Strong Survive. [hr] The Callout Hey ODN, get ready. We're coming for you in 5 days time. The fallout will be massive, the casualties innumerable... See you there ;) [hr] Thanks for taking the time read through our Holocron! Any feedback, critiques, or suggestions for future Holocrons are always very much appreciated. That's it for tonight. o/
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Kashmiri Co-Prosperity Kashmir, holding to the school of thought that global politics needs much less entanglement in the way of absolute treaties, knowing full well, and understanding that global politics is a place of conflicting moral obligations and conflicting treaty obligations-- acknowledges that in this world of chaos there are those among us who would stake their right to defend and assist as they please. Understanding that public policy toward all aspects of cybernation politics changes daily, Kashmir submits that alliances are bound only by true feelings of friendship and co-prosperity. It is with this submission that Kashmir accepts co-prosperity as the only means necessary to legally aid and assist, in aggressive or defensive, diplomatic, economic, or military tasks-- if so determined by the governance of Kashmir. Kashmiri co-prosperity is defined by her government and those foreign parties who have accepted the principles of Kashmiri co-prosperity. Kashmiri co-prosperity consist conceptually as an agreement to the principles of non-aggression, optional defense and optional aggression. Each alliance privy to Kashmir’s co-prosperity sphere is an independent signatory and the relationship between various signatories shall be considered independent of one another and a separate accord altogether. Kashmiri co-prosperity does not imply friendship between signatories but does promote non aggression. -
[center] [size=4][font=Century Gothic]Unknown Entity Accords[/font][/size][/center] [font=Century Gothic]Classified Material Beyond This Point Unauthorized access will be monitored, located and dealt with This is your sole warning LEVEL 5 SECURITY CLEARANCE REQUIRED [i]As of late, concerns have risen regarding the psychological states of personnel working on ██████. What I’m talking about, of course, are the natural issues that arise when you have a situation like this. Namely, putting a bunch of highly intelligent, motivated, tenacious people together and ordering them to solve a puzzle that may or may not have a solution. And telling them that lives may depend upon their success or failure. Recently, Dr. █████, by some superhuman effort, cracked ██ minutes’ worth of cipher that had been discarded by communal agreement as a ‘dud’ and [DATA EXPUNGED] resulting in the aversion of a ██ end-of-the-world scenario. This has not been beneficial for the mental states of many personnel, as every ‘dud’ they discard may contain information regarding an equally disastrous event. Since then, there have been rapidly emerging paranoia and/or obsession-related disorders. Some personnel are beginning to insist that the most trivial details of the cipher contain important messages, others have not slept or eaten in days in their pursuits, and still others have suffered from psychotic breakdowns. Outpost Delta has since been supplied with more personnel in an attempt to spread the workload more thinly. However, the effects of having a few days of diligent work crumble into a ‘dud,’ repeatedly, have proven to be an absolute disaster for morale and, at times, mental stability. Currently, we only have enough staff to decode roughly ██% of the cipher. So far, reassigning personnel after a ██-month stay at Outpost Delta, applying Class A amnesiacs, and returning them to work on █████ at the end of a ██-month period of low-pressure jobs has worked fairly well as a short-term solution. This, however, requires a rather large number of personnel to be continually circulating in and out of Outpost Delta to maintain the minimum amount of staff required to decode the greater portion of what comes out of ███████. In addition, long-term circulation through Outpost Delta has been shown to ingrain certain paranoid and obsessive mental behaviors that Class A Amnesiacs don’t wipe clean. [DATA EXPUNGED] nature of ███████, this is exactly what it wants, if certain people are to be trusted [DATA EXPUNGED] disconcerting to said O5 member. [REDACTED] not in fact a method of safe communication between unknown entities, as originally hypothesized, but rather [DATA EXPUNGED]. I request for this matter to be discussed more in-depth sometime in the near future. -Dr. ██████[/i] Special Containment Procedures - Cactaceae Prunus Serrulata [i]No entry to the containment area is allowed without approval from Site Command. Containment area should not be connected to any outside systems besides an entry airlock. Seals and filters for the airlock must be checked daily, and replaced as needed. Incendiary devices are to be placed inside the containment area, with remote activation controls. In the event of containment failure, incendiary devices are to be immediately detonated and the site is to go into full lock-down for a period of one month to find and contain any spore leakage. The containment area is to be cleaned and repaired at least twice a year. Anything exiting the containment area must be scanned for ███████ spores. Any personnel entering into or working near the containment area must be in full haz-mat gear with self-contained atmosphere.[/i] The undersigned alliances (hereafter known as signatories), in recognition of our friendship, common values and interests and in pursuit of our collective security, strength, and prosperity, enter into this agreement in furtherance of those goals. Furthermore, the signatories commit themselves to upholding the obligations they freely undertake by signing these accords. Article j [i]████████ is to be housed in a standard liquid containment tank, immersed in a saline solution. Personnel are to avoid direct physical contact with ████████ with the exception of feeding staff. ████████ is to be given one (1) fresh bovine brain per week. All staff involved in feeding of ████████ are to wear Level-4 bio-protective equipment. In event of exposure to ████████, affected personnel are to be immediately treated as instances of ████████ and subjected to standard containment protocols.[/i] Both parties agree to enter into a state of non aggression with one another for the entire duration of these accords and agree to never conspire or commit acts of espionage against one another. Both parties agree to never give any form of aid or assistance to an alliance or individual that a signatory of these accords is militarily engaged with. article *--!- [i]██████ is to be kept in a soundproof container at all times. When in storage, ██████ must be kept in its soundproof containment cell and its "mouth" kept zipped at all times except for experiments. All personnel entering ██████'s containment area must wear hearing protection devices as a precautionary measure. ██████ cannot be taken from its containment cell without approval from a level 4 researcher, and must always be kept within its secure container when being moved. In the event of a containment breach, ██████ must be retrieved by personnel with proper hearing protection. The entire sector must be locked down and all personnel thoroughly searched until ██████ is contained.[/i] By ratifying these accords, the signatories agree that if they acquire information that stipulates a form of danger - including but not limited to external or internal threats and potential outbreaks of war - to another signatory, they shall share such information, with due haste, with the government of the signatory, in a private and discrete manner. article *--!- addendum k [i]All instances of ███████, ██, and ██ are to be kept in a plastic covered, airtight containment chamber. Entrance to the containment chamber is to be conducted through a double airlock, the chamber of which is to be equipped with a high-grade disinfectant. With the exception of testing, all personnel entering ██████'s containment chamber are to wear class three bio-hazard suits.[/i] The signatories agree that all specimens and data concerning ██████, colloquially known as ████████████████████████████, are to be kept secure within the joint research facility in Florida. article 0-642-039f [i]An island several kilometres south has been substituted as the original island for the purposes of regional documentation. Maps or works which record otherwise are to be confiscated and destroyed, or modified to remove ██████'s existence. Security stations have been established on █ nearby islands to observe passing vessels. Should any ship approach within 1.25 km of ██████, it is to be intercepted and the crew detained, pending issue of class-A amnesiacs. Should ████████, [REDACTED] flee from ██████, ███████████ is authorized to commence long-range incendiary bombardment.[/i] By ratifying these accords, the signatories agree that, should the need arise, a signatory may request the diplomatic, financial, and/or military assistance of the other signatories. Providing a good reason for the request is given, the signatory alliance is expected to fulfill the request, but not obligated to do so. Special Eradication Procedures [i]Due to ██████’s immovable nature, a structure has been built around it that outwardly appears to be a large farmhouse, henceforth called Outpost Delta. Outpost Delta is to be staffed with a minimum of ███ trained personnel. Extensive records of ██████’s ciphers are kept at Site-11. Extensive records of decoded ciphers are available in █-███, ██████. If the security of Outpost Delta is compromised, ██████ is to be destroyed, along with all on-base records of verified or unverified information accumulated, and manuscripts outlining various encryptions ██████ has used.[/i] If it is deemed necessary, a signatory may withdraw from these accords by informing the government of the other signatories in a private and discrete manner. After all signatories have been informed, there will be a 48 hour cooling-off period, whereby the articles of these accords will still apply to the withdrawing signatory. The full details of this document are classified with the highest level of security and should only be made available to the following: [spoiler] Signed for [img]http://images.wikia.com/cybernations/images/f/f0/RIAFlagNew7.png[/img] ~Shadow, By the Grace of Cactuar, His Glorious Excellency The Most Holy, Blessed, and Venerable Eternal Triumvir of Random Insanity and the Dominions and Territories thereunto belonging, Captain Planet Emeritus, Supreme Pontiff of the Holy Realms of the Cactuar, Defender of the Faith, Guardian of the Funk, Grand Master of the Most Noble Sovereign Military Order of Cactimus Prime, Central Commander of the Nintuar Clan, Leader and Guide of the Rivolucion, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Archduke of Disorder, Overlord of Lunacy, Puppetmaster of Chaos, etc. ~Shadow Slayer, Triumvir, Usurper of Shadow, True SuperFriends Puppetmaster, Xiphosis' Apprentice, Cactuar Scribe, Maroon Convert, Owner of 20 Llamas, Moth ~biofantic, Head of Recruitment, Master of the Galaxy, the 5th ghostbuster, Singer of great epics, Divider of Canyons, Emperor of Emperors, Leader of the New Generation, Squire to Shadow ~Ogaden, retired old coot ~Atonichis775, Master of Internal Affairs of the RIA, He who must not be named without word-brutha, Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx, Heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed, Destroyer of worlds, "the great dark one", Emissary of the Prophets, Former Grang Nagus, Dovahkiin ~Croix, HoIA ~im317, Head of Foreign Affairs, Cactus Emeritus, Former Elder of PotD, in need of a new sig ~cctmsp13 - viceroy [/spoiler] [spoiler]Signed for [img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101021070120/cybernations/images/0/07/NsOFlag.png[/img] Haruhi (Elrich von Richt), God-Empress of the New Sakura Order Diablofan, Chancellor & Petal Council Member Saniiro Matsudaira, Toadie Coerced into Signing and Leader of the Opposition Rudolph, Petal Council Member and Knight to Lord Blazer Horo the Wise Wolf, Petal Council Member[/spoiler] addendum .3s [i]███████ is to be held in a 3x3x4 meter shed on the grounds of Site ██. This shed is to have two guards monitoring it at all times. Access is only permitted to personnel with Level Two clearance or higher. No arboreal objects are to be held in the same area as ███████. Testing must be conducted in a standalone structure. Under no circumstance should ███████ be brought into any building other than those specifically constructed to house and test it.[/i] addendum .1p [i]█████ is to be marked on all maps as a military base, and all satellite images taken of the area are to be altered according to Procedure Watson-24. Any civilians approaching █████ are to be brought into custody and dosed with a Class-A amnesiac. After dosage, civilians are to be returned to the nearest city to ██████, █████. ███████ stings are to be treated by on-site medical personnel using alkali prescribed in Medical Chart ██████. In extreme cases, amputation of affected limbs is authorized. No research personnel are to enter ██████ without an escort of two (2) members of security. Six (6) maintenance personnel are to be on duty in ██████'s reactor room at all times. ██████'s reactor is to be checked for breaches each hour. In the event of a breach, ██████ is to be evacuated immediately. In the event of specimens of ████████ becoming active, security personnel are to respond immediately and subdue specimens in a non-fatal manner. Specimens are then to be transported Site ██, where research staff will take over the operation.[/i][/font]
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The results from my last poll Who is better are in. 1. NSO (149 votes [52%]) 2. iFOK (139 votes [49%]) It is clear to see that NSO won with a staggering 10 votes difference. From a scientific viewpoint this difference isn't big enough to conclude that NSO is better than iFOK. However, I have promised to wear a NSO signature if iFOK would lose, and I'm going off hard votes. In this case it means that NSO has won the poll. So if NSO can supply me with a signatures to wear (within the forum guidelines), I'll wear it for 1 month. Congratulations NSO If any of you have any suggestions about a new poll, you can pm me.
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