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THE ICE PICK ACCORDS A Peace Agreement 5/19/2020 New Polar Order (NpO), the Knights of the Round Table (KoRT), The Templar Knights (TTK), the Christian Coalition of Countries (CCC), and Fark (hereafter "Parties") agree to peace as follows: 1. The Parties shall not declare any new wars against any nation within the Parties, or their protectorates, effective 5/19/2020 at 7:00 AM CNT (CyberNationsTime). 2. Nations at war may offer/accept peace, or continue existing wars to expiration. 3. The Parties will take steps to enforce this peace for 30 days. 4. Nation(s)
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+ Signed for Fark One Eighty Two Submitter TF Council BozDaBoz -Speaker Arcane beachrat DRI Yak For what it's worth, Our Blessed Saint of Booze, Smontag, also gave his thumbs up.
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10 years ago today, a fledgling alliance got a big boost from a green-lit post on Fark.com. It led to a massive influx of membership, and a time of strife. The alliance was thrust into opposition from nearly every side, and had to learn the hard way how to become a decent alliance.In the spirit of taking advantage of the inexperienced, below is an exchange between a hopeful Aqua Team Senate candidate and members of Farkistan. We thank Pres of Muncie for being a good sport. As Supreme Leader® of Farkistan, I offer his alliance, Blackjack and Hookers, a Farkistan Aggression Pact (FAP)! -
For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen. After a few more seconds however, war was declared. Signed For MHA jesbro - triumvir KingBilly1 - triumvir jalap - triumvir Signed for Fark docmeister - Submitter NSFW - Squirrel 182 - Speaker of the Council NSFW Bionic Redhead Decide R Inchief BozDaBoz -
We thought about posting something with loads of customized graphics, witty sayings, and penis euphemisms, but no one even wants to read through one of these nowadays: Therefore, Fark acknowledges that treaties have been activated. May Our Blessed Saint of Booze, Smontag, have mercy on your pixels.
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For NG Schrodinger, Caustic, YYM For Farkistan 905 - Submitter 182 - Squirrel Yak - Speaker of Council TF Council - Our Blessed Saint of Booze, Our Blessed Saint of Booze, Our Blessed Saint of Booze, Smontag Decide R Inchief, BozDaBoz, 182 01101111 01100100 01101111 01100001 01110000
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Article I – Sovereignty The parties shall respect the sovereignty of each other, and neither party shall engage in any conduct which may impinge on the sovereignty of the other. Article II: Non-Aggression No member nation of either alliance will declare war on any member nation of the other, provide aid (be it military, money, technology, or knowledge) to enemies of the other, or commit acts of espionage against the other Article III – Intelligence Each party must share with the other party intelligence or information that relates to or affects the safety or security of the othe
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If there's one things Farkers know, it's how to make high-quality, intoxicating beverages. Traditional Farkistani mixes are often complicated, requiring many bottles of liquor and beer mixed with bizarre ingredients (zebra milk). After a heated debate, it was decided that we should share the TotalFarkers Choice Recipe List, in an effort to help Bob understand us better get drunk. Drink #1 - The NSFW - Our Blessed Saint of Booze, Our Blessed Saint of Booze, Our Blessed Saint of Booze, Smontag Ingredients: 1 oz. cheap vodka, 1 oz. good vodka, 1/2 oz. rum, 1/2 oz whiskey, 1 oz. flat 7-up, 3
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The "Pissing in your Cheerios" Accords - OR - "Fark Side of That's No Moon!" I. This treaty signifies the existence of a tangible relationship between the New Sith Order and Farkistan II. If one of us gets attacked, the other will probably feel inclined to join the fight but they don't have to. III. Times are tough, things are moving slowly, and we get bored. If one of us starts a fight, we might also be inclined to join that too. IV. While we both enjoy a good scrap with anyone else, we don't want to fight each other. As long as this treaty exists, NSO and Fark will not fight agai
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On January 6, 2006, a world was created. We called it "Bob" or "CN". It grew by leaps and bounds. That was before the virus. The Penale Culus virus was a deadly disease that caused intense boredom, loss of interest in maintaining a nation, lackluster coding, and feelings of hopelessness about the future. Thousands of nations were destroyed. Thousands more were lost to inactivity. With so few left, only the most stubborn would remain to survive, to lead... I am Farkend One of the last few survivors awoke in a hung-over stupor, as he had every day since he turned 21. He gargle
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So, I know our Erection announcementa have been pretty flaccid lately, but we got a great deal on some totally legitimate medication from Canada. Without further ado, here's our new-ish gov for April, 2015 Submitter (Diet Coke of Evil) - 905 Squirrel (Caffeine-Free Diet Coke of Evil)- still Critters Speaker of the Council, Drunken Majority leader Totalfark Council (or, That bunch of crazy kids in the Beer Garden)
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There are many signs of a weakening empire. They usually involve at some point near the end, an undeclared attack on a small state. Remember when the Soviets invaded Afghanistan? Remember when Britain attacked the Falklands? Remember when FARKISTAN attacked the World Freedom Federation? Oh yeah, that last one is pretty recent... They thought they could bully us and tell us who we can or can't do tech deals with. We were willing to talk this out, but they decided to suddenly attack without a proper DoW. In the World Freedom Federation, we strive to always handle business in a noble fashion and
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So, Fark and NATO have been hanging out quite a bit lately, and with all the beer drinking, mountain dew consumption, and Cheeto munching, we bonded over our love of mid 90's trading card games. While about 6 beers deep, we in Fark realized that like all pop culture, these trading card games have a deep and troubled history of misogyny, sexism, and a clear gender bias. While some of us just didn't understand the problem with being "sexy", as a whole we decided this just can't stand. We've taken matters into our own hands, and we present you with our solution: For Fark: 905, Submitter Mr Vi -
We Get Home With a Little Help From Our Friends What would you think if I went and got nuked? Would you stand up and walk out on me? Lend me your tech and I'll sing you a song And I'll try not to start an incident. Oh I get by with a little help from my friends Mm I blow 'em sky high with a little help from my friends Mm going to fight with a little help from my friends What do I do when my warchest is low? (Don't worry you won't be alone?) How do I quad at the end of the day? (Are you sad because you're stuck in nuke anarchy?) No I get by with a little help from my friends Mm I bl
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New Sith Order hereby admits defeat at the hands of The New Polar Order. /s/ New Polar Order Emperor - Dajobo Imperial Regent - EaTeMuP Imperial Liaison - Quantum Leap Minister of Peace - Vindicator Minister of Truth - WarGod0001 Minister of Plenty - Mompson Minister of Love - sounion Deputy Minister of Peace - Lestat Deputy Minister of Truth - King Ryan IV Deputy Minister of Love - Irish Republic Deputy Minister of Plenty - Bleeker For the New Sith Order: Rayvon Emperor KirstenMichelle Dark Lord Hereno Sith Lord Adolph Mussolini Sith Lord [hr] New Sith Order hereby admits defeat
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My SDI: Blocked 2. I've been nuked twice Opponent 1 SDI: Blocked 2 of mine(first day of nuking) Opponent 2 SDI: Blocked 6 of mine(second day of nuking) Opponent 3 SDI: Blocked 7 of mine(second day of nuking) My military: Sums this war up for me. Now back to the trenches ya !@#$%^&*
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For about 12 years Farkistan has been ruled the same way: under the tyranny of those 'elected' by the 'masses.' It's time for a change, though. No longer will those who shout the loudest get their way. It's time for the minority to matter. We can't be ignored simply because there aren't as many of us. We aren't slaves. Slavery is illegal, and we will break free of our chains. We have broken free. Who are we, you ask? I don't know. We are autonomous and mononucleus. Majorities need names. Minorities need voices, and we have ours. I am that voice. I will speak up and speak out and speak
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