King Death II Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 (edited) [center][img]http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x130/ScoobyDooby-Doo/admiral.jpg[/img] [/center] [color="#FF0000"]*King Death II[/color] looks out the window of his Class-A Battlecruiser and gazing down on the planet known as Bob *Flasback to December 30, 2009* [quote] 1st Lt Jackson: ADMIRAL SIR! We have to abandon the base! The saboteurs have taken over and have assasinated the other goverment members! Admiral King Death II: *slams desk* I did not work this hard for 6 months just to have my work destroyed infront of my eyes! *Explosion outside door* 1st Lt Jackson: WE HAVE TO LEAVE NOW, SIR! Admiral King Death II: Fine, but I swear one day I shall come back to this wretched planet and get revenge for the UED! [/quote] [color="#FF0000"]*King Death II[/color] walks over to the Intercom and switches it on to broadcast a message to the people of Planet Bob People and nations of Planet Bob! You might remember the day when the first UED Expeditionary Fleet landed on your planet in peace in hopes of colonization for its peoples while living in harmony with you, the natives. You might also remember the day when that same Expeditionary force was brutally destroyed in a violent coup. We again have returned to your planet but this time with our full military might to bring those who have violated the name of the UED to justice. We do not mean any harm to the peaceful natives of this planet but if we find those saboteurs, we will make sure they do not see the light of day again. We also come bringing grave news from the far reaches of the universe. A plague known as the Zerg have spread across the Universe and are threatening to destroy each planet. We hope we can work with you, the natives to annihilate the Zerg menace and to free the Universe from their disease. The Zerg are not to be trusted and their master, the Overmind is the worst of them all. The brave soldiers of the Directorate shall defend this planet with their last breath if the Zerg invade as this is our new home and we hope you shall help us in that defense too. We have opened an outpost for foreign guests and emissaries at our forum: [url="http://www.cn-ued.co.cc"]www.cn-ued.co.cc[/url] so please come by and open relations with us. Our forces are ruled by a strict laws as detailed in our charter. If any of our soldiers are found out to be abusing these laws please report them to us immediately for punishment. Our charter is detailed below: [spoiler] [quote][size=24pt]Charter[/size] [size=24pt]The United Earth Directorate Charter[/size] [size=14pt]INTRODUCTION[/size] The United Earth Directorate (U.E.D. or The Directorate) is an alliance of many nations who vow to help one another through top notch advice on national engineering and military or economic support. In order for the alliance to achieve this goal it must work together as a group so that it can prevail and overcome all obstacles. In turn if the alliance prospers, every member within will prosper. The following document holds the rules and regulations for our alliance. Obeying these laws guarantees that your membership is both successful and rewarding. Any violation of the following laws will result in a penalty that The Ministry considers a just repercussion. [size=14pt]COMMON SENSE[/size] When reading this constitution and all lawful charters, common sense should be applied when interpreting the wording and application of Directorate Law (Internal Policy). Furthermore, where the existing documents do not cover explicit circumstances, common sense should be used to in order to resolve a scenario so long as it does not contradict the laws and regulations proscribed by the body legislative or contravene an executive order. United Earth Directorate Government [size=14pt]THE LEADERSHIP[/size] Admiral– Admiral is the supreme ruler of the alliance. He makes all major decisions for the alliance and uses his Directors for advice. Admiral may use his power for whatever is necessary to have the alliance prevail. He is also the founding father and mastermind of the U.E.D. Vice Admiral– Vice Admiral is The Admiral’s appointed executive officer and second in command of The Directorate. In the instance in which Admiral is absent, Vice Admiral has the right to wield the same power as Admiral with the exception of appointing himself as the new Admiral. [size=14pt]THE MINISTRY[/size] The Director of Defense – The Director of Defense is responsible for the organization of the alliance’s armed forces. This includes the management of Army Groups and Assault Squads as well as the responsibility of appointing responsible leaders for the aforementioned organizations. This Director is also obligated to prepare a state of readiness and respond to any military threats towards the alliance. In conjunction to The Admiral, this Director is an official spokesperson for the alliance in regards to all military related matters. The Director of Internal Affairs – The Director of Internal Affairs is responsible for forum management and moderation. He ensures that members of The Directorate uphold the Charter along with the upkeep of all internal resources. This Director is to be in charge of any internal or foreign deals. The Director is also in charge of making sure that the members are well informed about matters within the alliance. He is also charged with the upkeep and execution of the D.O.R.S which entails testing and keeping track of member upgrades. His executive officer is the alliance’s Messenger. The Director of Foreign Affairs – The Director of Foreign Affairs is responsible for the management of the Alliance's relationship with external parties, including the organization of embassies, consulates, and Diplomats. This Director is also required to coordinate and oversee the operation of appointed diplomats as well as treaty development with external parties. In conjunction with Admiral and The Director of Propaganda, this Director is an official spokesperson for the alliance in regards to foreign affairs. The Director of Recruitment – The Director of Recruitment is charged with recruiting new soldiers for the Directorate. He is to also work with the Director of Propaganda to advance UED’s reach and to get new soldiers. Director of Finance – The Director of Finance is charged with running the economic aspect of the alliance. He is to set up tech deals, trades and ration out aid to the members as well as keep a full staff to help him with these jobs. Everything economic falls under his job as to advance the UED. The Director of Propaganda – The Director of Propaganda promotes The Directorate to the CN community. He is responsible for all alliance announcements and newsletters in conjunction with The Director of Foreign Affairs, The Director of Internal Affairs, and The Director of Internal Affairs. If necessary, he may appoint Journalists (staff writers) or Photographers (people skilled in Photoshop) for the U.E.D. when necessary. The Director of Finance - The Director of Finance will head up the economic system of the alliance. He will be in control of the tech deals, trades and aid distribution for the alliance as well as anything else economic related. He may hire workers as he sees fit to help run all economic aspects of the alliance. [size=14pt]THE DIRECTORATE’S ORGANIZATIONAL RANKING SYSTEM[/size] [size=12pt]RANKS[/size] The Directorate’s Organizational Ranking System (D.O.R.S.) is The Directorate’s official ladder for its roster. Members who chose to participate in the alliance will be rewarded with promotions and thus granted more leniencies, leadership, recognition, and possibly a position as a Director in the future. This system consists of 10 ranks at three different levels: Commissars (C), Regulars (R), and Recruits (E). Each rank has its assigned number of promotion points (listed on the right side of the rank in brackets) that a member must attain before he’s eligible to apply for a promotion with The Director of Internal Affairs. Promotions will only be given to members of the U.E.D. who ask for a promotion after they collect enough promotion points. C-3 Director (5000 Pts) C-2 Confidant (2500 Pts) C-1 Agent (1000 Pts) R-5 Specialist (500 Pts) R-4 Orderly (250 Pts) R-3 Comrade (100 Pts) R-2 Affiliate (25 Pts) R-1 Ensign (10 Pts) E-2 Apprentice (5 Pts) E-1 Enlistee (0 Pts) Please note that to qualify to become a Director in the U.E.D. you require the rank of a Commissar (C), and to qualify for any Financial Aid from the U.E.D. you require the rank of a Regular (R). [size=12pt]PROMOTION POINTS[/size] Before members are eligible to collect promotion points at the rank of Apprentice (E-2), they are labeled Enlistee’s (E-1) and have to complete 5 tests in order to become an Apprentice (E-2). The 5 tests consist of The Communications Test, The Charter Test, The National Development Test, The Technology Trade Test, and The Aptitude Test. Each test is worth 1 promotion point and consists of 5-20 multiple choice questions, 50 in total. After an Enlistee (E-1) successfully completes his tests, he can request to be promoted to an Apprentice (E-2). Please note that members are not allowed to stay at the rank of Enlistee for a period of more than one week after being recruited. Members at the Apprentice level can earn their promotion points in the following ways: Recruitment – If you recruit a new member you will receive 2 promotion points. When he’s promoted to an Apprentice (completes his tests), you will receive 3 more points. Furthermore, if you recruit 7 members in a period of 1 week you will receive 10 promotion points for that week. Also, an additional point will be awarded for every member over the 7 that you recruited that week. For example: Apprentice (E-2) Green has 5 promotion points and recruits 11 new members in one week. Of those 11, 6 of them become Apprentices. His points are awarded in the following manner: 6 x 5 = 30 points for the members who became Apprentices. 5 x 2 = 10 points for the members who registered but didn’t do their tests. Plus 14 points for recruiting 11 members in one week. Add it up and Green earns 54 promotion points. He now has 59 promotion points. He can then ask for a promotion to the rank of an Affiliate (R-2). Attendance – Members will be rewarded for being present. You will receive 5 points for attending an alliance meeting. You will receive 3 points for answering a weekly roll call. You will receive 1 point for bumping the recruitment thread on the CN forums. You will receive 1 point for every 5 posts you have on our forums. Responsibility – If you take on a job within the alliance you will receive a set number of promotion points every week for the duration of your services. The number of points will vary depending on the job you choose to take on. IRC Activity - You get points by frequenting our IRC channel and being active in it. For every 24 hours spent on IRC, you earn 1 point. This is a full 24 hours of being logged onto IRC and can accumulate over a period of a week or just one day. Idling counts as being on IRC but talking and being actually active is encouraged. [size=12pt]Application Procedure[/size] Anyone wishing to apply into the U.E.D. must change their A.A. to "United Earth Directorate" and complete the following procedure by creating a new thread here. Please read the rest of this topic before you begin your application. 1. Register for an account in this forum using the same name you used on cyber nations. 2. The name of your thread here should be "YOUR NAME's Application". 3. In your thread please fill out the following information: Nation's Ruler - Must be the same as your forum name. Nation's Link - A direct link to your nation. Nation's Strength - The strength of your nation. Any Current Wars - Yes or No if you are in any wars. Past Alliances - Write N/A if you never were in an alliance. Recruiters Name - Who recruited you?. Why do you want to join the UED? - Answer the question. For ease of use you can copy the following format and fill it out: Nation's Ruler: Nation's Link: Nation's Strength: Any current wars: Past Alliances: Recruiters Name: Why do you want to join the UED? 4. After you apply a member of our government will ask you several questions before the process is complete. [size=14pt]Laws of the United Earth Directorate[/size] [size=12pt]INTERNAL LAW[/size] Joining this alliance for the purpose of passing along confidential information such as discussion of treaties and private IRC discussions is considered grounds to be removed from the alliance and destroyed. No member of the Directorate shall declare war on another member. Doing so will result in appropriate punishments up to and including exile and ZI. No member of the Directorate shall attack another alliance with five or more nations. Should this happen you will be expected to peace out at once and be prepared to supply reparations or otherwise. Refusal is grounds for dismissal from the alliance or to be left at the mercy of the opposing alliance. Members of the Directorate will adhere to the policies set out in the DOR, and shall only be upgraded in rank upon request. [size=12pt]FOREIGN POLICY[/size] The Directorate, for the purpose of pursuing relationships, will only recognize alliances as a group of twenty or more nations grouped together under the same alliance affiliation. The Directorate will endeavor to treat all other alliances with respect and goodwill, irrespective of any history or underlying issues that may exist between The Directorate and any other party. The Directorate will grant all requests for an embassy on our forums and will permit a representative from any other alliance to act as a diplomat. The Directorate will attempt to solve all external issues with diplomacy first and foremost. The Directorate also acknowledges that such an act is not always possible or welcomed. The Directorate holds treatied alliances in very high regard and any member of The Directorate found to be in breach of an active treaty will be subject to internal punishment. No external action will ever be endorsed by The Directorate. The Directorate will not attack any other alliance without a formal declaration of war. In the absence of such, should any member of The Directorate attack another alliance, The Directorate will seek to remedy the situation peacefully with the offer of financial compensation. The Directorate will not tolerate any form of spying on its members by another alliance. An act of spying will be considered an act of war, and thus dealt with accordingly. The Directorate reserves the right to respond to its allies by a military action should our allies declare war on another alliance or should another alliance attack our allies. Similarly, any act of spying against The Directorate’s allies will be considered a de facto state of war against The Directorate and will be met with a response deemed appropriate for the circumstances. [size=12pt]PEACE TIME POLICY[/size] The Directorate permits tech raiding under strict and heavily regulated guidelines. As a member of The Directorate, you may request to "tech raid" other nations. All requests must be made in the appropriate section of the forum and following the guidelines provided by the post. Under no circumstances will a nation of The Directorate ever declare war without the proper authorization of the leadership. All tech raids must be approved! Should you be attacked by another nation, you will report your war to the command as soon as possible, and you will not retaliate or declare peace without the proper authorization. Any nation attacking a member of The Directorate that isn`t affiliated with an alliance is entitled to choose between pursuing peace and enlisting in The Directorate or certain death. The Directorate reserves the right to use as much or as little force as it deems necessary. If any nation that is a member of another alliance attacks a member of The Directorate, they may not launch any kind of retaliatory action after ours, but must first wait until their alliance follows up on the incident with diplomacy in order to achieve peace or any compensation. Failure to give this courtesy will mean that the member in question will start a war. [size=12pt]WAR TIME POLICY[/size] The Directorate permits all members to attack any nation that has been assigned to be destroyed, however The Directorate doesn’t permit attacking any of the aforementioned assigned nations when it`s in a state of war. Should an unaffiliated nation attack a member during a time of war, then that nation will be branded rouge and placed on The Directorate’s Z.I. list. Should a nation in alliance that the U.E.D. is not at war with attack a member of The Directorate during a time of war with another alliance, then that nation will also be placed on The Directorate’s Z.I. list. If a member of the U.E.D. is at war prior to The Directorate`s Declaration of War on another alliance, and regardless of whom the member may be fighting, peace must be reached as soon as possible. Any member of the U.E.D. found to be disobeying orders from his superior or deserting during a time of war will be subject to expulsion from the alliance and placed on The Directorate’s Z.I. list. Furthermore, any alliance which accepts a member of The Directorate who chose to desert during a time of war will reject that member from their alliance A.S.A.P. Accepting or protecting that member from repercussions will be considered an act of war. [/quote][/spoiler] I reiterate that we only wish peace with the natives but justice for the criminals of the old UED Expeditionary Fleet. With that, the United Earth Directorate is open for business! [color="#FF0000"]*King Death II[/color] turns off the intercomm and sits down in his chair [color="#FF0000"]*King Death II[/color] calls in the government for a chat as the video fades out Also our government is: Admiral - King Death II Vice Admiral - SoX Director of Foreign Affairs - MalakaiSwift Director of Defense - Yemikaroh Director of Internal Affairs - Crazyman Director of Economics - HoDxPrimeTime Director of Recruitment - HoDxAznThunder Director of Propoganda - Scoob We are also on the Orange team if anyone is wondering. Edited February 17, 2011 by King Death II Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alonzo Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 (edited) My life for Aiur! .... Wait, wrong team. Glory to the UED!!! Edit: Whoo, I beat FC. Take that, FC. Also, protectorate below. Shoulda been here but I got first and FC didnt Edit 2: Making me reedit my post *grumbles* Also, since KD didnt mention it, IRC is #UED Edited February 16, 2011 by Alonzo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finnish Commie Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 [center][img]http://images.wikia.com/cybernations/images/a/a2/Intflag7.png[/img] Due to the long lasting friendship between the International and founding members of the United Earth Directorate INT signs the following protectorate treaty with the UED. [quote][u][b]The International presents: Zerg Rush done right[/b][/u] A Protectorate pact between the International (protector), henceforth INT, and the United Earth Directorate (protectorate), henceforth UED. [b]Article I[/b] The reason for this protectorate is the longstanding friendship between the INT and the founders of UED. [b]Article II[/b] This pact will not interfere with the internal or foreign sovereignty of the protectorate, UED. [b]Article III[/b] In case of an attack against the UED, INT will use all the military, economical and political means available to it to help its protectorate in the best way possible. [b]Article IV[/b] If the protector finds themself engaged in war, they may ask the protectorate for financial/military aid. The protectorate is encouraged but not required to offer such aid. [b]Article V[/b] The protectorate pledges to be an outstanding group among the others of Cyberverse and will not make a fool out of itself or of its protector. [b]Article VI[/b] This protectorate may be canceled by either of the parties involved and has a 72 hour cancellation period during which the protectorate will stand valid. [u]Signed[/u] [b]For the International[/b] The Congress of the International [b]For the United Earth Directorate[/b] Admiral - King Death II Vice Admiral - SoX Director of Foreign Affairs - Malakai Director of Defense - Yemikaroh Director of Internal Affairs - Crazyman93 Director of Economics - HoDxPrimeTime Director of Recruitment - HoDxAznThunder Director of Propoganda - Scoob [/center] [/quote] [right]-Finnish Commie, General Commissar[/right] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazyman93 Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 I'm Crazyman93 and I approve this message Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Bromeini Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Absoltely awesome o/ KD o/ UED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurnipCruncher Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Wow, one minute of existence before you were couped out by INT. TGE Mk2? Congrats guys, have a lot of fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GulagArchipelago Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 (edited) Disregard SOS, acquire UED. Good luck nonetheless. Edit: Obligatory spawn moar overlords! Edited February 16, 2011 by GulagArchipelago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Why do I keep getting these flashbacks from a year or so ago? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldConqueror Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Oh dear god. How you managed to rope other people into this, or why anyone would protect this trainwreck, I truly can't fathom. Does no-one remember the laughing stock that was UED 1.0, or the laughing stock that is KDII? If only this were April 1st. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Reccesion Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 I remember when I $%&@ed !@#$ up last time around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazyman93 Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 My history lesson says that it was only because NPO couldn't stand not being the biggest Alliance on Red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strelock Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 [quote name='Crazyman93' timestamp='1297894039' post='2635985'] My history lesson says that it was only because NPO couldn't stand not being the biggest Alliance on Red. [/quote] Lol what pretty sure NPO was bigger than UED. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 [quote name='strelock' timestamp='1297895017' post='2635999'] Lol what pretty sure NPO was bigger than UED. [/quote] I also believe that Monolith was larger than the United Earth Directorate as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Death II Posted February 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 At our peak we were around 700k NS with like 120 members. We were the 2nd largest red team alliance for quite some time and a large annoyance to NPO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalasin Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 [quote name='WorldConqueror' timestamp='1297893679' post='2635973'] Oh dear god. How you managed to rope other people into this, or why anyone would protect this trainwreck, I truly can't fathom. Does no-one remember the laughing stock that was UED 1.0, or the laughing stock that is KDII? If only this were April 1st. [/quote] "Oh dear god" was pretty much my reaction as well. And then I realised INT was protecting them and I was sad because I like INT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Well. All ive got to say is inb4 coup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haflinger Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 [quote name='King Death II' timestamp='1297895804' post='2636012'] At our peak we were around 700k NS with like 120 members. We were the 2nd largest red team alliance for quite some time and a large annoyance to NPO [/quote] Yes, a laughingstock with five members is much less annoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banksy Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Oh god, this already looks like a complete trainwreck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 [quote name='wickedj' timestamp='1297895852' post='2636016'] Well. All ive got to say is inb4 coup [/quote] This sounds like a sound idea, Team Rocket shall prepare the paperwork. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Che Lenin Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 I thought KOwens06 burnt this down the first time, this should be good to watch for a chuckle anyways..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster83 Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 You've been kicked out of #ued by Crazyman93[UED|DoIA] (Crazyman93[UED|DoIA]) #ued Cannot join channel (+b) For telling you that you were not the biggest alliance on red? Heh. Good luck with this Int. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Death II Posted February 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 I think there is only 1 thing left to say: [img]http://whatsuptom.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/haters-gonna-hate.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldConqueror Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 [quote name='King Death II' timestamp='1297896728' post='2636038'] I think there is only 1 thing left to say: [img]http://whatsuptom.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/haters-gonna-hate.gif[/img] [/quote] Just keep proving us right bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colonel Heinrich Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 [quote name='TurnipCruncher' timestamp='1297892422' post='2635949'] Wow, one minute of existence before you were couped out by INT. TGE Mk2? Congrats guys, have a lot of fun. [/quote] Couped by INT? wow your as slow as your name suggests. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrash Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Nice protector there, at least you (KD) and them have something in common, so it should be a fruitful relationship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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