agafaba Posted September 17, 2010 Report Share Posted September 17, 2010 (edited) [quote name='blindswelledrat' timestamp='1284568129' post='2454808'] I see what you're up to Beefsafari I can do that too [12:10:48 AM] <Beefsafari> To: blindswelledrat From: beefsafari Date: 9/15/2010 12:01:50 AM Message: Please leave us alone We have had enough. We are sorry. We have talked among our GOONs alliance and we universally agree that you've spanked us like the naughty babies that we are. Please stop hurting us. We will do anything. And I mean [i]anything[/i]. Im pretty hot for a gamerchick you know. And I can oscilate [i]it[/i] What do you think? [/quote] You heard it here, attack GOONS and get hot gamerchicks. (you know if you advertised this you might get more members) Seriously though I hope you guys get enough members to be considered a real alliance just because it might make this whole situation a bit funnier. Edited September 17, 2010 by agafaba Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Beefstupid Posted September 17, 2010 Report Share Posted September 17, 2010 [quote name='thekirbyfake' timestamp='1284716410' post='2456504'] It's fair to say the nations you've sent in to attack us in the second wave are laughable [/quote] Yeah. You guys are so inept and squished that we have to send our brand new newbies to fight you as everyone else is much larger in size. I'm glad you see the humour in that. In any case, it's probably best not to say our lowbies are laughable coming from an alliance that is known for its nations sending more than 20 unescorted bombers in an air strike. It kind of hurts me to point that out because I'm afraid some of you might actually learn from it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CEverettKoop Posted September 17, 2010 Report Share Posted September 17, 2010 As a non-government member of GOONS, allow me to formally apologize for our sub-10K NS nations not being nuclear capable. This is clearly a horrific miscalculation on our part. Perhaps later, when they've had time to properly liberate foreign tech and grow, they may also run head-first into an ill-advised war and find themselves pounded down to four-digit levels as well. Man that's a lotta hyphens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thespoon Posted September 17, 2010 Report Share Posted September 17, 2010 (edited) I for one would like to congratulate thekirbyfake, of UOKMB, for deciding to raid a member of BTA (who allegedly scammed him 4 months back, even though that nation was not part of our alliance at that time) and a member of MCXA alliance. While being destroyed by the GOONS alliance, I guess the logical thing to do is further weaken ones own military by attempting to raid other nations at will? Wise choice on the timing Given those circumstances, I would like to point out that the GOONS alliance is now officially attacking a handicapped alliance. I for one approve of this Edited September 24, 2010 by thespoon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heinlander Posted September 17, 2010 Report Share Posted September 17, 2010 [quote]To: Heinlander From: thekirbyfake Date: 9/17/2010 4:38:31 PM Subject: Peace Offer Message: A peace offer has been submitted by thekirbyfake for the following reason: Youve had enough As soon as both nations accept peace the war will end. If either nation attacks one another this peace offer will be automatically canceled. [/quote] I'll tell you when I've had enough! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haquertal Posted September 17, 2010 Report Share Posted September 17, 2010 [quote name='Heinlander' timestamp='1284762758' post='2456819'] I'll tell you when I've had enough! [/quote] Come now, everyone knows how insatiable you can be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MConorDever Posted September 18, 2010 Report Share Posted September 18, 2010 Why doesnt any one help UOKMB? They look like they need it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raider Posted September 18, 2010 Report Share Posted September 18, 2010 [quote name='MConorDever' timestamp='1284841684' post='2457425'] Why doesnt any one help UOKMB? They look like they need it [/quote] Two reasons: Most people don't like nuclear rogues and those who've been cheering them on don't want to turn this into a full blown war. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Beefstupid Posted September 18, 2010 Report Share Posted September 18, 2010 [quote name='MConorDever' timestamp='1284841684' post='2457425'] [img]http://img832.imageshack.us/img832/8338/1cnforumsigkn.png[/img] [/quote] Are you people spelling our name wrong to be ironic or something? Because I don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWilliam Posted September 18, 2010 Report Share Posted September 18, 2010 Dr Beefstupid, it's the new, edgy thing around these parts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MConorDever Posted September 18, 2010 Report Share Posted September 18, 2010 [quote name='Dr Beefstupid' timestamp='1284844217' post='2457470'] Are you people spelling our name wrong to be ironic or something? Because I don't get it. [/quote] I was bored when i made that i must actually make a better one Well KN tried to help UOKMB but they just basically told them to $%&@ off. Which was rather stupid on there part Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choson Posted September 19, 2010 Report Share Posted September 19, 2010 [quote name='MConorDever' timestamp='1284845916' post='2457490'] I was bored when i made that i must actually make a better one Well KN tried to help UOKMB but they just basically told them to $%&@ off. Which was rather stupid on there part [/quote] It was stupid on KN's part? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MConorDever Posted September 19, 2010 Report Share Posted September 19, 2010 No other way round Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thekirbyfake Posted September 19, 2010 Report Share Posted September 19, 2010 (edited) [quote name='thespoon' timestamp='1284762282' post='2456816'] I for one would like to congratulate thekirbyfake, of UOKMB, for deciding to raid a privateer of BTA (who allegedly scammed him 4 months back, even though that ship was not part of our fleet at that time). While being destroyed by the GOONS fleet, I guess the logical thing to do be further weaken ones own military by attempting to raid other nations at will? [/quote] I'm not piracy, I'm thumping I'm thumping a scammer square on the nose. It's the kind of thump that makes your eyes water. BTA be harbouring a known scammer. I have asked BTA to expel the scammer but weirdly ye seem intent on protecting him. Has au202 told ye he's weakening me military? He's had 4 failed GA and left half of his warchest littering up me streets. I think he might have done a couple of CM. They tickled. [font="arial, verdana, tahoma, sans-serif"][size="2"][quote name='MConorDever' timestamp='1284845916' post='2457490'] Well KN tried to help UOKMB but they just basically told them to $%&@ off. Which was rather stupid on thar part [/quote] Ignoring the gross affront to the English language for a second, how exactly did KN try to "help" us? They asked for some dubloons, I gave them some dubloons. They asked if we would sign a treaty, I laughed. be thar anything I've missed?[/size][/font] Edited September 19, 2010 by thekirbyfake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nippy Posted September 19, 2010 Report Share Posted September 19, 2010 I must say, the pirate filter does, indeed, make thekirbyfake's posts more entertaining. Thanks to whomever be responsible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heinlander Posted September 20, 2010 Report Share Posted September 20, 2010 (edited) [quote name='thekirbyfake' timestamp='1284930853' post='2458413']Has au202 told ye he's weakening me military? He's had 4 failed GA and left half of his warchest littering up me streets. I think he might have done a couple of CM. They tickled. [/quote]That doesn't surprise anyone. au202 tried to scam us and we kicked his teeth in too. It's his nature. He's not so much a ship as he be a phenomenon, an element of the ecosystem same as RUKUNU and Methrage. Edited September 20, 2010 by Heinlander Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thekirbyfake Posted September 20, 2010 Report Share Posted September 20, 2010 [img]http://i52.tinypic.com/1vjn9.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haquertal Posted September 20, 2010 Report Share Posted September 20, 2010 [quote name='thekirbyfake' timestamp='1284970607' post='2458799'] [img]http://i52.tinypic.com/1vjn9.jpg[/img] [/quote] Again, you're right. You're absolutely right that we ran to our allies and they didn't come asking for war slots ohwaityou'rewrong. Also, for somebody who states you don't care, you're caring an awful lot lately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heinlander Posted September 20, 2010 Report Share Posted September 20, 2010 You're my favorite, kirbyfake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MConorDever Posted September 20, 2010 Report Share Posted September 20, 2010 [quote name='thekirbyfake' timestamp='1284970607' post='2458799'] [img]http://i52.tinypic.com/1vjn9.jpg[/img] [/quote] That is an epic drawing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChairmanHal Posted September 20, 2010 Report Share Posted September 20, 2010 [quote name='MConorDever' timestamp='1284988572' post='2458880'] That is an epic drawing [/quote] It certainly seems to have struck a nerve. Mission accomplished. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MConorDever Posted September 20, 2010 Report Share Posted September 20, 2010 It reminds me of the time i was on the mercy boards of GOONS man that is an epic place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beefspari Posted September 20, 2010 Report Share Posted September 20, 2010 I'm not sure who those guys are in the picture; they aren't GOONS since they don't have beards. That's quality artwork though. The kind of stuff we enjoy over on our side. If you weren't so dead-set on "not caring," I'd say you should join GOONS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haquertal Posted September 20, 2010 Report Share Posted September 20, 2010 [quote name='ChairmanHal' timestamp='1284988744' post='2458883'] It certainly seems to have struck a nerve. Mission accomplished. [/quote] If you're talking about the post I made, I was just pointing out the same facts that have been pointed out by weeks. Otherwise, I thought the picture was quite awesome, since you don't see quality artwork like that anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CEverettKoop Posted September 20, 2010 Report Share Posted September 20, 2010 (edited) Usually the people on the Mercy Board draw their pictures kicking and screaming the entire way. This fine bloke did it on his own volition. Magnificent. He should join GONS Edited September 20, 2010 by CEverettKoop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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