blindswelledrat

[quote name='Heinlander' timestamp='1285164283' post='2460926'] Yes but you need the full picture: T-shirt with three wolves howling at the moon Cheeto stained fingers <---CRUCIAL Anime wall scrolls Self-Diagnosed Aspergers syndrome. Though I imagine that's hard to visually represent Come on. We're trying to elevate the discourse here. [/quote] There's hope for you yet (although I guarantee none of your fellow GOONs will get it) I might have to re-do that with the benefit of your insight. I thought I could possibly represent Aspergers by giving him a head that is slightly too big for his body. Admittedly not medically correct but I reckon it would work?

IM a bit confused as to why we are making comics, but I didn't want to feel like a stick-in-the-mud so I put my extremely limited artistic talents to use. Is this the kind of thing we are after? [IMG]http://i53.tinypic.com/np1efa.jpg[/IMG]

[quote name='Dr Beefstupid' timestamp='1284622521' post='2455654'] I guess you don't get the reference. [url="http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=91676&view=findpost&p=2448484"]Nevermind then.[/url] I find the irony astonishing that you claim I'm humourless because [i]I[/i] made a remark in jest and [i]you[/i] took it seriously. Incredible. [/quote] Naturally. I confess to feeling incredibly stupid that I haven't read, and memorised, the entire content of this forum to enable me to recognise the in-jokes therof! My missing that joke was indeed 'astonishing' irony. I am [i]amazed[/i] beyond my wildest belief that I missed it. FUrious with myself etc etc. I've obviously been spending far too much time polishing my hidden nukes in my underground city along with my stockpiles of tech and infra hidden away from the prying eyes of the rest of CN. Off to launch a few so I can better spend my time revising the forum to save me from similar huge embarrassments in teh future

Good Lord! THere's quite a sense of humour failure within the GOONs isn't there? I've never encountered such a serious, humourless bunch. Lighten up, for goodness sake. Slander? Personal? Are you for real?

I see what you're up to Beefsafari I can do that too [12:10:48 AM] <Beefsafari> To: blindswelledrat From: beefsafari Date: 9/15/2010 12:01:50 AM Message: Please leave us alone We have had enough. We are sorry. We have talked among our GOONs alliance and we universally agree that you've spanked us like the naughty babies that we are. Please stop hurting us. We will do anything. And I mean [i]anything[/i]. Im pretty hot for a gamerchick you know. And I can oscilate [i]it[/i] What do you think?

[quote name='Jakome' timestamp='1284534241' post='2454594'] Congrats on the new member. Hope to see you guys in the sanction race! Oh wait [/quote] JUst to keep you all posted. We are finding this war much easier than anticipated due to GOONs weakness and inability to muster their troops As of now I have more money than I ever dreamed possible and I literally can't move around my nation without tripping up on my stockpile of nukes. We have decided that we are going to annhialate every single one of them, one by one. A couple of them who have literally begged us to stop being unkind to them we are considering sparing, provided they continue to aid us with money to fight the rest of thier [i]society[/i]

[quote name='Raider' timestamp='1284439814' post='2453306'] Join GOONS and we could rule the n00bz together. Give in to your e-rage and strike them down with all of your might! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! [/quote] Unfortunately I think TheKirbyFake is likely to decline your offer for the following reason. Our proud alliance has 4 rules and four rules only. Set in stone. 1) Die attacking with little enthusiasm 2) Never have any dealings with the sort of person who thinks a picture of a cat with hilariously misspelled words written on it is funny 3) Never have any details with the kind of person who, as an adult, still thinks that "mwahahahahaha" is a word 4) If you ever encounter anyone who is guilty of both 2) and 3) then wash yourself thoroughly in bleach and makes sure your children are somewhere that you can keep an eye on them.

[quote name='thekirbyfake' timestamp='1284372534' post='2452148'] You seem to think we care about our NS. We stated from the very beginning that our objective was to hurt Goons. One objective. One. [/quote] THis morning my wife said to me "Oh, look at the state of your NS; it's revolting" I replied "I couldn't care less. Im not cleaning it again. I did it at CHristmas and given how much it gets used nowadays, what with the 3 kids and all that- it's not worth the effort."

[quote name='Beefspari' timestamp='1283937629' post='2446439'] You didn't say how long I'd have to join so that's an easy loophole, and NSO set a precedent for surrendering and saying sorry when you really aren't. But also you guys said you don't really care, so if that's true you could just go inactive. Also your DoE said you didn't want reps. I await RV's moral outrage. EDIT: In all seriousness, if you want to actually discuss it, one of your members was masked as a diplomat on our forums. You can negotiate peace there. [/quote] Tanglerat forgot to mention that I want a foot rub too. To avoid loopholes it must be fore a minimum of 4 minutes, by female only, preferably, but not essentially, with warm hands. WIll travel.

[quote name='Beefspari' timestamp='1283924948' post='2446327'] Some random updates from the information tonight: Biazt rebought soldiers after a nuke and thwarted two GAs. None of them can be navied anymore (Sardonic tried). Tristesse shot down 28 bombers in one defending air raid. Bloodjewel managed to dodge three nukes. UOKMB's highest nation is now the same NS as their lowest nation was two days ago. After 2 days of nukes their NSes are dropping a lot and the lower-tier GOONS are swimming around like sharks waiting for a bite. [/quote] You know this isn't real right? While you interfere with yourself in a bedsit over shooting down enemy planes on a computer screen the rest of us get on with our lives which involve fresh air, and quite often other actual people. That we talk to.

[quote name='Xavii' timestamp='1283872918' post='2445346'] I know we did, and I don't see any GOONS members crying. Sure they could have handled these guys alone, but why should they? If their allies can better cover their bigger nations not asking for help would be retarded, why force more damage on your own alliance then you need to? [/quote] Pride is the answer to that, I think. Starting wars then running for help. That shown no pride whatsoever. I think that's where you and I differ so much. YOu take enormous pride in the amount of tech you have bought yet not in the ability to fight a war you have started. Bizarre priorities.

[quote name='Xavii' timestamp='1283870813' post='2445297'] . Re: BSR, Sending out 3m for a tech deals very time consuming I know. Having a busy life myself I bought my 15580 tech in game as well. [/quote] I am so very proud of you. I am guessing that you have had a tshirt made up with this on it?

[quote name='AAAAAAAAAAGGGG' timestamp='1283870634' post='2445291'] The fact that you don't know why buying tech manually is bad speaks volume to your nation building skills I'm sure his warchest didn't suffer at all when he decided to buy all that tech! [/quote] I admit to being terribly ashamed of my online game nation building skills. Often I cry myself to sleep wishing above all else, that I was a bit more skillful at make-believe technology purchases. Oh well. Anyone want to buy any tech? Im a bit tech heavy and my warchest isn't holding up too well

[quote name='Xavii' timestamp='1283869671' post='2445277'] It will help the morale of the GOONS who read this, knowing their enemy completely lack insight on game mechanics and how to build a nation effectively. Not that GOONS need help in that area, but it will be a good laugh if anything. [/quote] I think my posts make that perfectly clear. I'm afraid your 'insider knowledge' isn't really going to offer that much to anyone except your own ego. We can't all dedicate our lives to cybernation you know?

[quote name='Stilcho' timestamp='1283867493' post='2445242'] Did you actually ask this again? You even quoted the answer. [/quote] Im not sure that you really understand things.