mpol777 Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 I don't want to be here, but I really don't know what else to do. Nobody listens. Nobody listens. Or maybe too many people are listening. I don't know at this point. [i]QUIET. I'M WRITING YOUR ANNOUNCEMENT, BUT IT WON'T GET FINISHED IF YOU KEEP YAMMERING AT ME LIKE A CHIHUAHUA WITH HIS HEAD IN A PICKLE JAR. YOU CAN'T DO THAT OR I CAN'T SAY THE WHATEVER YOU WANT SAID.[/i] Look. Squirrel. Where was I. Hehehhehe oh yeah. I remember. Now I know some of you might have some questions. Well don't *$&@ing ask me. I'm just the messenger. In fact I don't even know if anything I'm about to say will make any sense. [i]I'M GETTING TO IT. IF YOU WANT ME TO DO THIS THEN YOU HAVE TO LET ME WORK. I CAN'T HAVE ALL THIS NOISE AND DO WHAT YOU WANT. I WANT TO HELP SO YOU LEAVE ME ALONE. YOU PROMISED.[/i] First things first. FAN is joining the Super Friends. Why? Because their super and they're friends. What the hell more do you people want. So we're super and friends now. Second thing is FAN is joining Complaints and Grievances. Why? Well since we're all super and friends, we started thinking about all the $#!^ that's been pissing us off, so it's only natural. This might be a lot to swallow, but you have practice... don't have a dirty mind. Yes YOU! What?!? My head hurts. So, the Initiative is back. Oh yes. You heard me sea monkeys. Initiative version 2.0... Initiative part 2.... Initiative the second round.... Initiative the blood sucking chupacabra right up the poop chute like your new cell mate. [I]AND A WORD OF ADVICE. DON'T BUY A NEW SPONGE. DON'T BUY THOSE CHEAP DOLLAR STORE SPONGES EITHER. YOU KNOW SOMEONE WIPED THEIR $@! WITH IT. THE SCRUBBY ALWAYS WEAR OFF IN LIKE FIVE WIPES. TOILET PAPER DOES BETTER. AND YOU NEED TO GREEN ONES. NO BLUE ONES. $%&@ BLUE SPONGES. IN THE EYE. THE GREEN ONES ARE WHERE IT'S AT, BUT YOU ONLY KNOW IT'S SCOTCH BRITE IF IT'S USED. REMEMBER THAT!!!!!! YOUR SPONGE IS DEAF!!![/I] That makes 1...9...72... ah hell, I don't know your number systems. That makes a lot of folks all in a giant pile surrounded by nuclear weapons and hoppin' people from Uganda. Oh yes people. Oh yes. The hoppin' people are here too. Squirrel. So now you want to know things like the treaty, or forums or IRC channel or what the structure is. Well you're $#@ed because I don't know. I don't know and I don't want to know. It's dangerous to know things. So I don't ask and they didn't tell. That's what's in the manual. It's like the Navy. [I]BEER. BREAD. BEER. BREAD. BEER. BREAD..... WHICH ONE DO I CHOOSE WHEN I WANT BOTH????!?!?!???!??!!!!![/I] Some of you may be nervous with this large collection of angry, mentally unstable, drunken folks that have an enormous amount of weaponry pointed at your pointed head ready to blow a hole in Planet Bob large enough to make Ron Jeremy do the happy dance. Don't worry. I'm sure the voices are are nonviolent. And there's no way that any of them would think about killing mass amounts of people for no reason other than a specific date. That would never happen. I Kill You! On a Stick! This Gun Pron has been brought to you by the medication I should be on, the medication I'm actually taking and the Pony Boy. There's nothing like a good piece of hickory. [img]http://www.grandbastard.reloadpress.com/upload/1989-kimber.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mpol777 Posted June 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 This is a picture and I am posting in because it is relevant to this topic. [img]http://i923.photobucket.com/albums/ad77/jp5909/Stuff/Internet%20pics/b2dd71a3.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
commander thrawn Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 I'm not sure why but I like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeternos Astramora Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 wtf is all this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehChron Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 (edited) Congratulations on joining the two new blocs! Edited June 19, 2010 by Chron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triyun Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 We're touched you're still so obsessed with us FAN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
He Who Has No Name Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 So there you go, folks. We're back. [center] [img]http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p264/sirsqueeboo/odn.jpg[/img][img]http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p264/sirsqueeboo/mk.jpg[/img][img]http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p264/sirsqueeboo/lost.jpg[/img] [img]http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p264/sirsqueeboo/gr.jpg[/img][img]http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p264/sirsqueeboo/fob.jpg[/img][img]http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p264/sirsqueeboo/athens.jpg[/img] [img]http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p264/sirsqueeboo/ROK.jpg[/img][img]http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p264/sirsqueeboo/RNR.jpg[/img][img]http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p264/sirsqueeboo/RIA.jpg[/img] [img]http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p264/sirsqueeboo/MA.jpg[/img][img]http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p264/sirsqueeboo/GOOD.jpg[/img][img]http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p264/sirsqueeboo/CSN.jpg[/img] [img]http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p264/sirsqueeboo/FARK.jpg[/img][img]http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p264/sirsqueeboo/Fande1.jpg[/img] [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ8bb_0-LYw"][size="7"]Life. Death. Rebirth. Re-Initiative.[/size][/url][/center] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Savage Man Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 (edited) Haha, this thread is gonna be great. Edited June 19, 2010 by Chief Savage Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandwich Controversy Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 [quote name='He Who Has No Name' date='19 June 2010 - 01:37 AM' timestamp='1276925827' post='2342678'] So there you go, folks. We're back. [snip] [/quote] These rule. I believe we should all start using these post-haste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirNightcrawler Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 this thread makes me happy. i need to celebrate with a sawed off 10 gauge and a .45ACP AR. [IMG]http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m254/Trainworm/guns/10g1.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m254/Trainworm/guns/Picture074.jpg[/IMG] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehChron Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 (edited) [quote name='Sandwich Controversy' date='18 June 2010 - 10:40 PM' timestamp='1276926036' post='2342682'] These rule. I believe we should all start using these post-haste. [/quote] I think Id like one too, theyre actually pretty cool looking. Edited June 19, 2010 by Chron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Paul Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 Hey teacher, I'm glad FAN and MK have burried the hatched. Here's some extra credit to bring up Philo's grade: [img]http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/1649/archon.png[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
He Who Has No Name Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 (edited) [size="4"]As our first official act as part of these esteemed groups, FAN would like to declare that the fortitude, brotherhood, and strength of these bonds will be built upon the union of both Beer and Bread, and it is [s]good[/s] [i]awesome[/i].[/size] [center][img]http://fangamers.net/imagehosting/3134c1c40ede86f4.jpg[/img] [img]http://fangamers.net/imagehosting/3134c1c40edf1487.jpg[/img] [img]http://fangamers.net/imagehosting/3134c1c40ee02e03.jpg[/img] [img]http://fangamers.net/imagehosting/3134c1c40ee08750.jpg[/img] [img]http://fangamers.net/imagehosting/3134c1c40ee0e1d2.jpg[/img] [img]http://fangamers.net/imagehosting/3134c1c416d5a8cf.jpg[/img] [img]http://fangamers.net/imagehosting/3134c1c416d6c67b.jpg[/img] [img]http://fangamers.net/imagehosting/3134c1c41dfbf6e7.jpg[/img] [img]http://fangamers.net/imagehosting/3134c1c416d668b7.jpg[/img] [img]http://fangamers.net/imagehosting/3134c1c416d60c77.jpg[/img] [img]http://fangamers.net/imagehosting/3134c1c416d7227c.jpg[/img] [img]http://fangamers.net/imagehosting/3134c1c4255ebb96.jpg[/img] [img]http://fangamers.net/imagehosting/3134c1c4256010fb.jpg[/img] [img]http://fangamers.net/imagehosting/3134c1c425608ace.jpg[/img] [size="5"]And my own handiwork... the perfect blend of Beer Bread and Gun Porn.[/size] [img]http://fangamers.net/imagehosting/3134c1c4255dc051.jpg[/img] [/center] Edited June 19, 2010 by He Who Has No Name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandwich Controversy Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 [quote name='Sir Paul' date='19 June 2010 - 01:44 AM' timestamp='1276926226' post='2342686'] Hey teacher, I'm glad FAN and MK have burried the hatched. Here's some extra credit to bring up Philo's grade: [/quote] Berzerkers 4 lyfe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triyun Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 [quote name='Sir Paul' date='19 June 2010 - 06:44 AM' timestamp='1276926226' post='2342686'] Hey teacher, I'm glad FAN and MK have burried the hatched. Here's some extra credit to bring up Philo's grade: [img]http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/1649/archon.png[/img] [/quote] In fairness to Archon, that was a more politically expedient position then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pomiel Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 This is pretty awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandwich Controversy Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 (edited) As he was a member of GOONS and then MADP partner of NPO, I'm sure it was, Triyun. Edited June 19, 2010 by Sandwich Controversy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theArrowheadian Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 This is Great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Londo Mollari Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 Welcome to C&G, FAN. And HAIL THE INITIATIVE. May our reign last a thousand years. Game over, everyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mpol777 Posted June 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 [quote name='Sir Paul' date='18 June 2010 - 10:44 PM' timestamp='1276926226' post='2342686'] Hey teacher, I'm glad FAN and MK have burried the hatched. Here's some extra credit to bring up Philo's grade: [/quote] Yes. Hatchets. There will be hatchets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryuzaki Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 Good to have a new addition to C&G. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triyun Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 [quote name='Sandwich Controversy' date='19 June 2010 - 06:49 AM' timestamp='1276926532' post='2342693'] As he was a member of GOONS and then MADP partner of NPO, I'm sure it was, Triyun. [/quote] As was his quite odd LUE announcement from the Moon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Cristof Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 Welcome to CnG FAN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirNightcrawler Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 i'll have to make mpol a snack. the drugs are strong.... [IMG]http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m254/Trainworm/breakfast1.jpg[/IMG] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jocko Homo Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 (edited) [quote name='Triyun' date='18 June 2010 - 10:37 PM' timestamp='1276925816' post='2342677'] We're touched you're still so obsessed with us FAN.[/quote] It's hard to forget your first love. Edited June 19, 2010 by Jocko Homo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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