sippyjuice Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 GDA offers a hoard of minions, and a real live girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l2eaper Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 add a lead role in a b-grade porno to Fark's bid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HisK Owns You Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 A naked picture of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dy Cazaril Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 Ordo Paradoxia will chip in a mummified platypus for Clash's study. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kulomascovia Posted January 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 All offers have been noted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimKongIl Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 What exactly does the winning bidder get? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lysander Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 What exactly does the winning bidder get? Clashpoint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pollard Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 (edited) Echo offers the position of Minister of Internal Affairs (We don't have one atm), and a picture i drew of Clashpoint in MS Paint so that he can hang it on his wall: Edited January 5, 2010 by Darth Pollard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WolfsPride Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 A freshly killed deer and free rabies shots for all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wizard of Oz Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 Roman Empire Announcement As our Emperor once promised, the Roman Empire will attempt to poach ClashPoint. However, ClashPoint, being a high paid ho, shall not come cheap. As a result, I've decided to bid for ClashPoint's membership. Bidding ends January 7th. RE will start with an offer of $15 million and 250 tech. Thank you Alliances: Roman Empire: $15 million, 250 tech, pink sphere Army of Darkness: One Round of War with ClashPoint Ozland Cobras: A loose woman and a couple of Snakebites, a vintage bottle of Jeremiah Weed, Fark: 2 Farkistani Beers and 3 strips of bacon, a lead role in a b-grade porno Parrot Pirates: 3 kegs of Rum and a Parrot Rodentia Dominatus: 3 barrels of cheesybacon beer, 2 boxes of cookies, and a poisonberrybananachicken pie, a la mode Global Democratic Alliance: a hoard of minions, and a real live girl Mostly Harmful Alliance: A naked picture of Hisk Ordo Paradoxia: a mummified platypus What...... Wait!! Not my loose woman Ozland Cobras officially withdraws the loose woman and replaces her with a loose man and a half bottle of year old Farkistani beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kulomascovia Posted January 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 All offers have been noted and upgraded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elric Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 Ordo Paradoxia will chip in a mummified platypus for Clash's study. That, my friends, is the best offer that I have seen so far. I've always wanted a mummified platypus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadly Wolf Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 32 cents, some lint, a string, and the rest of my tuna casserole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pollard Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 32 cents, some lint, a string, and the rest of my tuna casserole. All this can be added to Echo's bid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimKongIl Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 Clashpoint Who gets the money and what about TPF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thom98 Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 I have the offer to end all offers! 1 piece of dried fruit of your choice to keep him. final offer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurunin Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 Parrot Pirates would like to add a canon with a life-size Paris Hilton doll to use as target practice.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titus Pullo Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 Add to our bid a live female platypus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l2eaper Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 add an in depth storyline to our b-grade porno, which the secrets of that story will not be released unless our bid is successful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clash Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 Alliances:Roman Empire: $15 million, 250 tech, pink sphere Army of Darkness: One Round of War with ClashPoint Ozland Cobras: A loose woman a loose man, a half bottle of year old Farkistani beer and a couple of Snakebites, a vintage bottle of Jeremiah Weed, Fark: 2 Farkistani Beers and 3 strips of bacon, a lead role in a b-grade porno Parrot Pirates: 3 kegs of Rum and a Parrot Rodentia Dominatus: 3 barrels of cheesybacon beer, 2 boxes of cookies, and a poisonberrybananachicken pie, a la mode Global Democratic Alliance: a hoard of minions, and a real live girl Mostly Harmful Alliance: A naked picture of Hisk Ordo Paradoxia: a mummified platypus Echo: the position of Minister of Internal Affairs and a masterful portrait of ClashPoint Wolfpack: A freshly killed deer and free rabies shots for all Thank you all. I feel very flattered! *tears of joyousness* Such a treasure chest of goodies contained in this list, why I don't even PS is that real live girl YOU sippy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believland Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 If it's not too late, The Roman Empire along with myself, will give you co-ownership in the Yellow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kulomascovia Posted January 7, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 All offers have been upgraded. Bidding ends Friday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clash Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 All offers have been upgraded. Bidding ends Friday After that time, my agent and I will get together and discuss exactly which of these fine, fine offers is the very best of the lot. I thank you all for your participation in the 1st Sessional TE "Clash, be my Ho?" Contest™, and God bless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l2eaper Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 another upgrade to farks bid a lifetime supply of lube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sippyjuice Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 GDA will add that Clash may become my co conspirator in my plot to take over the universe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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