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I apologize in advance for my pedantry but the use of "less" in the thread title "Now with 87% less personal attacks!" is not grammatically correct. As attacks are countable, it should be "Now with 87% fewer personal attacks!".

Alternatively, substitute "attacks" with an uncountable noun, e.g. "Now with 87% less vitriol!"

Thank you for your time. ^_^

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I apologize in advance for my pedantry but the use of "less" in the thread title "Now with 87% less personal attacks!" is not grammatically correct. As attacks are countable, it should be "Now with 87% fewer personal attacks!".

Alternatively, substitute "attacks" with an uncountable noun, e.g. "Now with 87% less vitriol!"

Thank you for your time. ^_^

Alright, I'll bite. Tell me how many personal attacks are in the original post, and we'll see how many people agree with you. Let the "counting" begin!

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Movie night in the Fantaubulous barn is great, but the cows really start to get in the way right around the time they bulled the black and white 12-inch bubble-screen TV over for fifth time. Also the irradiated chickens that kept plucking popcorn out of that hubcap I was using as a bowl... Kind of crap.

On another note, I look forward to your Cloverfield review--hint hint--in the next issues. As well as the personal attacks. And bacon.

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I would read again.. and agree with the sentiments on the "Inglorious Basterds" The citizens of our island state of Ozekiland, after just 1 hour 30 mins of viewing the movie on opening night, started a riot in our capital of YakiVegas that soon spread to every shore. As a nation of Siamese Twins, one could imagine that there may be a difference of opinions between siblings when critiquing such things. Unfortunately, there were very few dissenting opinions and thus caused the rioting to spread rapidly... We have since declared a national state of emergency and as Head of State, I, Deathcat, have decided to have a burning of all things Basterd on This most Hallowed days. This is in honor of the star Brad Pitt who's last movie that led to a riot, Burn After Reading, we will give this movie a "Burn Before Finishing" rating...

oo/ Sir Paul

\oo/ <--- rioting Siamese Nationalists (Burn Baby Burn)

Keep up the good reads SP :)

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