Ayreonaut Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 It's beginning to look a lot like Farkmas JULY! WHEREAS, we recognize that Farkmas has become a corrupt, greed-driven, neutered corporate version of itself, and WHEREAS, we are outraged by the notion of "Farkmas in July," and WHEREAS, cold weather should never prevent the consumption of beer and grilling of meat (topped with bacon), and WHEREAS, we recognize that women in bikinis should be available for viewing pleasure year-round, and WHEREAS, the Hawaiian shirt-shorts-flip-flop combo is the most comfortable outfit known to us, and WHEREAS, I'm getting tired of typing the word "Whereas," and WHEREAS, a massive erection was held in the hopes of thrusting the rigid, old, wrinkly Farkers from office, only to have some of them come back. Now therefore be it resolved by the undersigned that the new TotalFark Council shall be: Emperor Norton I (Speaker of Council) Pope Rodger Ironone Kahiel Mr Cynical Be it further resolved, by the undersigned that we respectfully demand the creation of "July during Farkmas" for the good of Boobies, Bacon, and Beer for all. Your post below signifies your support of this worthy petition: Ayreonaut. Walken of Farkistan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluoroalien Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Cthulhu Claus says congratulations to all, and have a non-euclidian Farkmas That is not dead, which can eternal Fark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmperorNortonI Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 (edited) Hooray for fat guys! Edited December 1, 2009 by Emperor Norton I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
First Post Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 ♪♫ Its beginning to look a lot like Farkmas Everywhere you go Take a look in the corner bar, There's Farkers from near and far With beer and fun much in store! Its beginning to look a lot like Farkmas Bacon in every pan But the prettiest sight to see Is that delicious BLT And when you're done you'll ask for more! Its beginning to look a lot like Farkmas but the mod's wouldn't let me sing this verse Suffice it to say The word begins with 'B' If you can't guess you're too young to know! Its beginning to look a lot like Farkmas I think this board is inane Dullards and fools who all think they're cool you can all kiss my tuckus Yes it is beginning to look a lot like Farkmas My song is nearly at an end We've laughed and we cried The dude - he shall abide Goodnight and fark off! ♫♪ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spleen63 Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 (edited) No July in Farkmas causes this: Whereas I had to edit this for damn speeling. Edited December 1, 2009 by spleen63 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RavingMainyYak Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 I support this! ENI and his "assistants" I believe. Congrats to the new Yak-free Council!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmckenna Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 (edited) ahh a little winter caribou grilling Edited December 1, 2009 by bmckenna Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PopeRodger Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Santa being awesome with his demon Krampus! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmckenna Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Oh and here's a carol: face down in a gutter, the curb for a bed the little drunk Farker laid down his fogged head the passing pedestrians thought they'd smelled a skunk the little drunk Farker passed out stone cold drunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EViL0nE Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 I agree with the above statements WHEREAS, they are win. Go Fark council! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
First Post Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Do snow pigs make snow bacon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Persephone3 Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 It's the most wonderful time of the year! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RavingMainyYak Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 (edited) The new members of Council pose for their official portrait... Edited December 1, 2009 by RavingMainyYak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollo Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 I highly support this announcement, product and/or service. Whatever it may be.. oh and.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmperorNortonI Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 After crashing his sleigh, Santa wandered the island forlornly, vowing never again to drink that much eggnog on Farkmas and mourning the loss of his reindeer zebras. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyphon88 Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Thats some official portrait! Bikinis in winter, only in Farkistan! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiss Goodbye Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Oh God, what will happen next?! Congratulations to our friends at Fark. Also, combo breaker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Persephone3 Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 WHEREAS I DECLARE A SNOWBALL FIGHT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironone Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Congrats! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RavingMainyYak Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Perfect for celebrating any time, anywhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayreonaut Posted December 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Good Subby Randomly looked out, on the Feast of Farkmas,Farkers playing on his lawn, cheeky little rascals; Tasty did the bacon smell, and good looked the boobies, Empty bottles roundabout, of this fun the proof is. Whereas I wholeheartedly welcome a change in the oppression, and thus the new members of the TF Council. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spleen63 Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 [you]'ve been naughty, you're getting turkey bacon in your stocking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpacingOutMan Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Epic. Congrats guys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micheal Malone Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Congrats for more successful elections May Fark continue to shine on in their awesomeness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson895 Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Congrats to our friends in Fark. May their rule see bacon for all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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