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I may be three sheets... *takes another shot* ...four sheets to the wind here. But this seems kind of familiar. I would check this out but that would eat into my drinking time.

These people are all FAN spais! They've already sicked the People's Front and the Popular Front on one another to hide the truth. I'm next - they will try to silence me - was that the front door - oh god they're her+++CARRIER LOST+++

I heartily approve this beer review! Boulevard Irish Ale is tasty, tasty stuff.

I'm surprised you could get this info out Ivan - what with you have Zero infra, Zero Tech, and Zero purchased land now. Perhaps you should look into our surrender terms

Do snow pigs make snow bacon?

♪♫ Its beginning to look a lot like Farkmas Everywhere you go Take a look in the corner bar, There's Farkers from near and far With beer and fun much in store! Its beginning to look a lot like Farkmas Bacon in every pan But the prettiest sight to see Is that delicious BLT And when you're done you'll ask for more! Its beginning to look a lot like Farkmas but the mod's wouldn't let me sing this verse Suffice it to say The word begins with 'B' If you can't guess you're too young to know! Its beginning to look a lot like Farkmas I think this board is inane Dullards and fools who all think they're cool you can all kiss my tuckus Yes it is beginning to look a lot like Farkmas My song is nearly at an end We've laughed and we cried The dude - he shall abide Goodnight and fark off! ♫♪

Engage!