Sargun II Posted November 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2009 (edited) GFC-CFC Rivalry Month Epic Team 14 - 17 Italia (DEFENSIVE GAME OF THE WEEK) Phoenix Rangers 35 - 10 Norway Rebel Brutes 28 - 13 California Fighting Commies 10 - 3 Top Gear Dogs Sea Dogs 24 - 28 Mushroom Magnets FC Milan 17 - 16 Turtle Burpers Moroccan Warriors 12 - 19 Calgary Stampeders Vaule Hammers 9 - 21 Arctica Lemurs Dragonisian Dragons 15 - 17 Acca Daccan Rangers Pravus Ingruo Pirates 24 - 42 Minnesota Bulldogs (UPSET OF THE WEEK) Shanghai Tigers 0 - 35 Drakorian Hoplites Death Bringers 16 - 24 Polish Phantoms Lovelady Lions 13 - 17 Texas Titans Arkvoodle 35 - 28 Disparu Dratinis (OFFENSIVE GAME OF THE WEEK) Triad Knights 14 - 7 Rumbek Roebucks Army 24 - 21 Pittsburgh Randomness (GAME OF THE WEEK) Edited November 11, 2009 by Sargun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AironthFlamewing Posted November 11, 2009 Report Share Posted November 11, 2009 "Yay, We won" OOC: will you release the standings as of this end of this week? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynneth Posted November 11, 2009 Report Share Posted November 11, 2009 Epic Team 14 - 17 Italia (DEFENSIVE GAME OF THE WEEK) "Goddamnit!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loannes Posted November 11, 2009 Report Share Posted November 11, 2009 Shanghai Tigers 0 - 35 Drakorian Hoplites There was a pause before every Drakorian Hoplite fan that hadn't seen the game said "lolwut?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachurin Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 Arkvoodle 35 - 28 Disparu Dratinis (OFFENSIVE GAME OF THE WEEK) Due to this disappointing loss, the Dratinis would find that their salaries had been cut by almost 60%. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtleknifewielder Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 Sea Dogs 24 - 28 Mushroom Magnets "No good...dirty..." the rest of the coach's comments were filtered out, but he is visibly seen throwing his hat on the field and trampling it flat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biohazard Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 And so the Crotches continue to prove that they are a good team; now if only we could stay that way for the rest of the season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minilla Island Posted November 14, 2009 Report Share Posted November 14, 2009 Could we have the standings posted? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargun II Posted November 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2009 (edited) GFC-CFC Rivalry Week Epic Team 42 - 28 Norway (OFFENSIVE GAME OF THE WEEK) Phoenix Rangers 21 - 19 California Rebel Brutes 35 - 14 Top Gear Dogs Fighting Commies 17 - 24 Italia Melbourne Sea Dogs 15 - 12 Turtle Burpers (GAME OF THE WEEK*) FC Milan 20 - 24 Calgary Stampeders Moroccan Warriors 3 - 9 Arctica Lemurs Vaule Hammers 14 - 7 Mushroom Magnets Dragonisian Dragons 20 - 18 Minnesota Bulldogs Pravus Ingruo Pirates 32 - 8 Drakorian Hoplites Shanghai Tigers 2 - 0 Polish Phantoms (DEFENSIVE GAME OF THE WEEK; UPSET OF THE WEEK) Death Bringers 12 - 21 Acca Daccan Rangers Lovelady Lions 10 - 28 Disparu Dratinis Arkvoodle 34 - 35 Rumbek Roebuks (GAME OF THE WEEK*) Triad Knights 10 - 45 Pittsburgh Army 40 - 12 Texas Titans Edited November 20, 2009 by Sargun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargun II Posted November 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2009 GAME OF THE WEEK 1 - MELBOURNE SEA DOGS TRUMP TURTLE BURPERS 15-12 IN A STUNNING FINAL PLAY With 3:22 remaining in the game, the Melbourne Sea Dogs were trailing 7-12 and struggling to maintain their hold on the ball. That's when the Turtle Burpers intercepted a ball at their own 14 yard line - only to have two Melbourne wide receivers hit the CB and have him fumble the ball. The freak play gave the Sea Dogs 6 points and they were up 13-12 and ready to kick the extra point. The Sea Dogs coach, however, unwilling to risk a Turtle Burpers field goal to win the game by one, went for two - and punched it in. Up 15-12, it was now time for the Turtle Burpers to march down the field and score. Melbourne managed to contain what had previously been a stable running game, and the Turtle Burpers ended up at the 40 yard line. Without timeouts and with a kicker who is able to kick from 56 yards, the Burpers lined up for the kick.. "Lining up for the kick, this will send it to sudden death overtime. The ball is snapped, it was a slow snap, the kicker runs forward, he kicks i-- AND IT'S TIPPED BY A LINEMAN BUT STILL IN THE AIR! IT HAS THE DISTANCE, IT'S STILL GOING, INTO THE UPRIGHTS BUT NO! IT HITS THE RIGHT UPRIGHT AND BOUNCES DOWN! THE GAME IS OVER, MELBOURNE STAYS ALIVE!" ----- GAME OF THE WEEK 2 - RUMBEK ROEBUKS UPSET ARKVOODLE WITH A MISSED EXTRA POINT Arkvoodle - known for a high-powered offense but an unstable defense. The Rumbek Roebuks are a waffle-team here: many experts are wary of trusting them to make it to the playoffs. Arkvoodle got off to a nasty start, jumping ahead 21-0 by halftime. Rumbek, however, despite the odds, returned the kickoff for a touchdown, returned a fumble on the ensuing kickoff for a touchdown, and scored twice more in the third quarter on big runs. Up 28-21, Rumbek lapsed - Arkvoodle scored on a hail mary with 7:29 left in the ball game, keeping it up 28-28. The Roebucks marched straight down the field with 8 seconds left and punched in a score to make it 35-28. However.. "The quarterback runs back, he's got no more time left, the hail mary seems to be the only options.. He's SACKED, NO, HE DODGES THE SACK, HE MOUNTS HIS FEET AND THROWS THE BALL.. only one open man AND HE CATCHES IT AT THE FIVE, HE's TACKLED - NO HE BREAKS FREE, HE EXTENDS HIS HAND AND INTO THE END ZONE.. TOUCHDOWN ARKVOODLE, WE'RE GOING TO OVERTIME! All we're waiting on is the chip shot here.. it's up, IT'S WIDE LEFT! ARKVOODLE MISSES THE EXTRA POINT AS TIME EXPIRES! RUMBEK BEATS THE ODDS!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biohazard Posted November 15, 2009 Report Share Posted November 15, 2009 GAME OF THE WEEK 2 - RUMBEK ROEBUKS UPSET ARKVOODLE WITH A MISSED EXTRA POINTArkvoodle - known for a high-powered offense but an unstable defense. The Rumbek Roebuks are a waffle-team here: many experts are wary of trusting them to make it to the playoffs. Arkvoodle got off to a nasty start, jumping ahead 21-0 by halftime. Rumbek, however, despite the odds, returned the kickoff for a touchdown, returned a fumble on the ensuing kickoff for a touchdown, and scored twice more in the third quarter on big runs. Up 28-21, Rumbek lapsed - Arkvoodle scored on a hail mary with 7:29 left in the ball game, keeping it up 28-28. The Roebucks marched straight down the field with 8 seconds left and punched in a score to make it 35-28. However.. Each member of the Crotches is to be lashed, 50 times. The kicker is to be lashed 75, for his failure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynneth Posted November 15, 2009 Report Share Posted November 15, 2009 GFC-CFC Rivalry Week Epic Team 42 - 28 Norway (OFFENSIVE GAME OF THE WEEK) "Finally. We need to win more." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AironthFlamewing Posted November 15, 2009 Report Share Posted November 15, 2009 "The Polish Coach was caught by a tape recorder... Son of a...." he was reported to have said, before losing his head by the Guillotine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markus Wilding Posted November 15, 2009 Report Share Posted November 15, 2009 The Warriors coach was rumoured to have said "%*(%$W$#%&@(%* *#$&*%&@#*( %*&*$#@&*% $@% &*#&*&% *#&%^%%@%^% !&$*@^%$ &@^^$^@#&^ idiots!" before throwing his hat down and stomping on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargun II Posted November 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2009 Perhaps if you stopped whipping your players, killing your coaches and putting massive pay cuts on your programs, you might win more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachurin Posted November 15, 2009 Report Share Posted November 15, 2009 Lovelady Lions 10 - 28 Disparu Dratinis "Due to this win, and since Lance Pikachurin is feeling benevolent today, the Dratinis' salaries have been restored." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtleknifewielder Posted November 15, 2009 Report Share Posted November 15, 2009 (edited) "Man-oh-man, what a close one, my adrenaline is still running overtime from that close call." For once the coach was neither smiling nor cursing, but sitting on the bench breathing heavily after the game. Several of the players checked on him, but he waved their assistance off, saying "i'll be fine--I just need to catch my breath." The team as a whole was found hung over from a celebration the next morning... Edited November 15, 2009 by Subtleknifewielder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargun II Posted November 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 GFC-CFC Rivalry Week Epic Team 16 - 12 California Phoenix Rangers 14 - 6 Top Gear Dogs Rebel Brutes 6 - 53 Italia Fighting Commies 34 - 28 Norway Sea Dogs 21 - 35 Calgary Stampeders FC Milan 20 - 18 Artica Lemurs Moroccan Warriors 14 - 17 Mushroom Magnets Vaule Hammers 13 - 2 Turtle Burpers Dragonisian Dragons 32 - 40 Drakorian Hoplites Pravus Ingruo Pirates 42 - 28 Polish Phantoms Shanghai Tigers 17 - 12 Acca Daccan Rangers Death Bringers 14 - 7 Minnesota Bulldogs Lovelady Lions 21 - 24 Rumbek Roebucks Arkvoodle 17 - 20 Pittsburgh (DEFENSIVE GAME OF THE WEEK) Triad Knights 24 - 20 Texas Titans Army 32 - 42 Disparu Dratinis (UPSET OF THE WEEK; GAME OF THE WEEK; OFFENSIVE GAME OF THE WEEK) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtleknifewielder Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 "Well," said a visibly trembling coach, "At least we seem to be playing consistently." When a reporter tried to follow in an attempt to get a more substantial interview, the coach flipped him off and shoved him away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargun II Posted November 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 (edited) WEEK SEVEN STANDINGS Official Standings CFC North Phoenix Rangers (6-1) Rebel Brutes (5-2) Epic Team (4-3) Fighting Commies (2-5) CFC South FC Milan (6-1) Moroccan Warriors (3-4) Sea Dogs (3-4) Vaule Hammers (3-4) CFC East Pravus Ingruo Pirates (6-1) Dragonisian Dragons (4-3) Shanghai Tigers (3-4) Libyan Death Bringers (2-5) CFC West Royal Minilla Island Armed Forces (6-1) Triad Knights (4-3) Arkvoodle (3-4) Lovelady Lions (0-7) GFC North Italia (5-2) Norway (3-4) Top Gear Dogs (1-6) Californian Prepackaged Microwaveable Dinners (1-6) GFC South Calgary Stampeders (6-1) Arctica Lemurs (4-3) Mushroom Magnets (3-4) Turtle Burpers (0-7) GFC East Drakorian Hoplites (5-2) Polish Phantoms (4-3) Minnesota Bulldogs (2-5) Acca Daccan Rangers (2-5) GFC West Disparu Dratinis (6-1) Pittsburgh Randomness (5-2) Texas Titans (2-5) Rumbek Roebucks (2-5) Edited November 20, 2009 by Sargun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V The King Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 Because the Stampeders are balling out of control, all players have been ordered to run a marathon from Calgary to Edmonton in two days as a reward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachurin Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 "The Dratinis' salaries have been raised due to this outstanding victory. Dratini fans in Disparu are currently celebrating in the streets, bringing out their finest wine and singing the Disparuean anthem." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynneth Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 GFC-CFC Rivalry Week Epic Team 16 - 12 California WEEK SEVEN STANDINGS Official Standings CFC North Epic Team (4-3) Ha Ha! We're not too bad at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Californian Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 Due to our customary execution of our team if it loses a game, we recently used orphans with kittens to play against Team Epic. We hope Team Epic relishes in the fact that all the children and cute kittens have been put to death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynneth Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 Due to our customary execution of our team if it loses a game, we recently used orphans with kittens to play against Team Epic. We hope Team Epic relishes in the fact that all the children and cute kittens have been put to death. "We should invade you for making children and kittens to play such a bloody game. On the other hand, we laughed. A lot. Because you're silly people." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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