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Troubling NEAT Freak Streak Runs Rampant in The Black Guards!

Tension is running high in the Delegates Center today as members of the Council awoke today to find their dens and rec rooms suddenly cleaner and better organized than ever before. When questioned by this reporter, an anonymous Delegate claimed that he didn't remember ever having made his bed since his first J.

Other sources, however, report that a recent influction of tightwad gamers with an OCD fixation into the Center and other member communes have left behind a horrifyingly clean trail, with no munchie debries to be found. Rather than declaring war, however, the Delegates decided that having these NEAT fags around to clean up after our mess, in return for access to the extra room in the basement when The Man reared his ugly head, and managed to sober up enough to write this treaty.

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The Pon Raul Accords

Sovereignty - Article I:

Nations Empowered Against Totalitarianism (henceforth known as NEAT) and the Libertarian Socialist Federation (henceforth known as LSF) are independent alliances and will not infringe on the sovereignty of the other.

Non-Aggression - Article II:

NEAT and LSF agree not to hold any aggressive actions toward each other.

Optional Defense - Article III:

If either party is attacked the other party is encouraged, but not required to come to the attacked partys' aid, via war, financial aid, or in any fashion they deem fit.

Intelligence and Espionage - Article IV:

NEAT and LSF will not commit espionage or aid in espionage against the other party.

If one party learns of, or suspects, espionage against the other party then they shall notify the other party immediately.

Cancellation - Article V:

Should either party wish to exterminate this treaty they should notify the other party and after 48 hours from the notification this treaty is considered null and void.

Signed for the Nations Empowered Against Totalitarianism,

NEAT General Assembly

Signed for the Libertarian Socialist Federation,

The Delegates Council

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