Emperor Stranger Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 TPF is terrible at running an alliance. So terrible, in fact, that I have decided to take over power for myself. I have sent messages to each and every non-government member telling them to rise against their current established and failing government and join me in a civil war. My first act as the new ruler of TPF is to reignite an old war with AZTEC. Why? Because, I think Mayzie is cute when he's angry. (For the lulz, in other words.) And to show my seriousness in this matter. Hail the new TPF. Let the old one burn under the new regime! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Greenberg Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 (edited) Well this is... Edited September 22, 2009 by Ryan Greenberg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Stranger Posted September 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Well this is... Better than cable television, worse than there never being any good shows on that cable television? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believland Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Yo man, I'm really happy for you and Ima let you finish but MI couping RE was the best COUP EVER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Stranger Posted September 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Yo man, I'm really happy for you and Ima let you finish but MI couping RE was the best COUP EVER Oh $%&@, I almost forgot to use the fancy terminology for the diplomatic people. Yes, it's a coup. An external coup. Fear the coup. (Not to be confused with coop.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimKongIl Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 TPF is terrible at running an alliance. So terrible, in fact, that I have decided to take over power for myself. I have sent messages to each and every non-government member telling them to rise against their current established and failing government and join me in a civil war.My first act as the new ruler of TPF is to reignite an old war with AZTEC. Why? Because, I think Mayzie is cute when he's angry. (For the lulz, in other words.) And to show my seriousness in this matter. Hail the new TPF. Let the old one burn under the new regime! I'm not in TPF government and I didn't receive any messages from you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clash Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 He's allllll yours, AZTEC. Enjoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeb the Wise Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 I want whatever Emp Strange is smoking. Only so I can make sure it never falls into the hands of children again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dochartaigh Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 and next on "As Steve Turns"....... wub you ES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithen Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 lol, You can't spell FAIL without ES, but then again, I never was good at spelling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtellez06 Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Your awesome. o/ New TPF o/ ES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabryal Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Your awesome. o/ New TPF o/ ES! You know you are judged by who you associate with ... right rtellez? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtellez06 Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 You know you are judged by who you associate with ... right rtellez? Gabryal, we all know this is a big joke. I hailed knowing for a fact you guys are still in complete control, and I don't expect anything less from you guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabryal Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 (edited) Gabryal, we all know this is a big joke. I hailed knowing for a fact you guys are still in complete control, and I don't expect anything less from you guys. Oh I know, but really at this point even jokingly saluting the person in the OP is the CN equivalent of carrying a grocery bag full of dog excrement around a bar trying to hit on chicks. In other words, don't associate with the dog !@#$ Edit: And yes I know you and I have had at it in the past rtellez06 but you always had a -reason- for your opinions. You were never a hypocrite, I personally dislike hypocrites so I would hate to see you associate with one. Edited September 22, 2009 by Gabryal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
popsumpot Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 You know, it took a great deal of utter stupidity for me to comment on a TE thread nowadays. Congratulations my friend: you have just won the "more obnoxiously annoying idiotic poster on the face of this world" award. This has catapulted you over the likes of English Empire and RyanGDI to the No.1 spot on my ignore list. Your talent of sprouting bile in the manner of a cranium-less automaton reminds me of a particular scene in Team America. For the love of kittens and babies every where, shut up and go away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Stranger Posted September 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 lol,You can't spell FAIL without ES, but then again, I never was good at spelling. I would make an immature comment back to you since you made an immature comment about me, but I think we know where that would lead.. Oh I know, but really at this point even jokingly saluting the person in the OP is the CN equivalent of carrying a grocery bag full of dog excrement around a bar trying to hit on chicks.In other words, don't associate with the dog !@#$ Edit: And yes I know you and I have had at it in the past rtellez06 but you always had a -reason- for your opinions. You were never a hypocrite, I personally dislike hypocrites so I would hate to see you associate with one. So having fun or agreeing with someone who's against you (even pretending for Admin sake) would get you in trouble? It's nice to know that I was right, TPF's old government is still corrupt, lying, and, of course, hypocritical. Gabryal says he believes in the freedom of speech, yet here he is blatantly threatening someone for just pretending to agree with my cause. TPF deserves better. I will work to make it so. You know, it took a great deal of utter stupidity for me to comment on a TE thread nowadays. Congratulations my friend: you have just won the "more obnoxiously annoying idiotic poster on the face of this world" award. This has catapulted you over the likes of English Empire and RyanGDI to the No.1 spot on my ignore list. Your talent of sprouting bile in the manner of a cranium-less automaton reminds me of a particular scene in Team America.For the love of kittens and babies every where, shut up and go away. I hope that was directed at someone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayzie Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Indoslavokia. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation:Desired Religion: Christianity Desired Government: Capitalist Threat Level: Severe Tax Rate: 28% Number of Spies: 0 Last Nuke Purchase: None Last Wonder Purchase: None Total Money: $574,512 Technology: 21.42 Levels Last Bill Payment: 9/21/2009 9:39:07 PM Trade Partners: BeerGuzzlers, Apocolyps00s Nation, ni nation Total Aircraft: 0 Aircraft Fighter Strength: 0 Aircraft Bomber Strength: 0 Navy Purchases Today: 0 Navy Vessels: # Corvettes: 0 # Landing Ships: 0 # Battleships: 0 # Cruisers: 0 # Frigates: 0 # Destroyers: 0 # Submarines: 0 # Aircraft Carriers: 0 Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified. Nice, you saved up for days to go rogue on us in an attempt to get a rise out of me, but didn't actually bother to declare on me? I think maybe you should've given us four more days before attacking us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Stranger Posted September 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Nice, you saved up for days to go rogue on us in an attempt to get a rise out of me, but didn't actually bother to declare on me? I think maybe you should've given us four more days before attacking us. I will be honest, I didn't actually save much of that. Half of that's from the starter cash. And I thought you would be higher NS, so I didn't bother looking for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
popsumpot Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 I hope that was directed at someone else. I'm sorry, I guess I under-estimated your incompetence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingBilly1 Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 wooooooooooohooooooooooo TPF civil war lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wizard of Oz Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 TPF is terrible at running an alliance. So terrible, in fact, that I have decided to take over power for myself. I have sent messages to each and every non-government member telling them to rise against their current established and failing government and join me in a civil war.My first act as the new ruler of TPF is to reignite an old war with AZTEC. Why? Because, I think Mayzie is cute when he's angry. (For the lulz, in other words.) And to show my seriousness in this matter. Hail the new TPF. Let the old one burn under the new regime! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha and ha. Any TPF member that would follow you should.. But, I do believe 99.9% of our members have an IQ over 30. So I suppose you can lead the remaining .01%. That is all...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gondor Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 This is the most meaningless, pointless and dumbest thread I've seen in a while. Which is saying something. I wonder how long it will take for ES to get destroyed by TPFers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FaceFlap Bonaparte Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 (edited) I fear that somewhere, in a garage far away, a mechanic is now missing a spanner Edited September 23, 2009 by FaceFlap Bonaparte Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T Paine Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 This is the most meaningless, pointless and dumbest thread I've seen in a while. Which is saying something. I wonder how long it will take for ES to get destroyed by TPFers. something tells me he could careless. it could have been that pm he sent me.. either way, im declaring war on anyone i can! hes a great ruler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King MyLife Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 This is the best thread i seen as of yet.. Great stuff TPF... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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