zzzptm Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 The nation of Money Land has left Nueva Vida after refusing to comply with alliance procedures. Moreover, it was a rogue nation bent upon raiding other nations, which the Emperor of Nueva Vida has expressly forbidden. The dictator of Money Land, Master Webb, has now declared open hostilities on any non-Muslim nations and alliances. We of Himynamistan do not have a state religion: we are a secular state and, as such, are non-Muslim. Therefore, we recognize that a state of hostilities exists between us and Money Land. While we will respect the Treaty of Coyoacan and not attack developing nations such as Money Land, we will not make any grants of aid to that nation, nor will we encourage other nations to send Money Land substantial foreign aid packages. We consider Money Land to be a rogue nation and not a proper member of the community of nations. Money Land is already at war with several nations of Nueva Vida. We in Himynamistan applaud the valiant efforts of our alliance brothers and stand behind them every step of the way. Should they but ask for aid, we shall shower them with as much as they are able to bear. We of the nation of Himynamistan salute those that still hold honor above all else and are proud to be in the same alliance as Nueva Galaxy and In Tyler We Trust. True Vidians live in those nations and their heroes fight for honor on the fields of battle. May they take many Money Land soldiers captive and offer them to Huitzilopochtli! /s/ Zzzptm Nezahualcoyotl, First Speaker of Himynamistan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnCapistan Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Umm good luck with your war... I guess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobel Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 ...The nation in question is named "Money Place"... http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_d...ation_ID=334320 Can't you guys just crush him if he's as much of a nuiscance as you claim? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gauner Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 You know i had such a hope that this would be like an alliance thing or something full of drama that would amuse me temporarily (yeah its not an announcement but i still had a glimmer of hope), but i must say this is less than satisfactory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shahenshah Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 We were just missing theocrats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schattenmann Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Schloss Eggenberg and its people deeply regret that, due to the offending nation's small size, we will not be able to assist directly in actions to quell its behavior. We wish Vidians well in their task. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hell Scream Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Nom nom nom nom nom. Also, racism is not win. Also, go war! Also, I expected something much more amusing after reading the title of the thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathias Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 If you could convince him not to cancel my trade and get back on blue that'd be nice. Please don't hurt my trades. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fort Pitt Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 If I were in range, or close to it, I'd nuke his $@!, but I'm way too far out of range :/ Also Mathias, come to black if you need trades Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gondor Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 This guy seems to have been just asking for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schattenmann Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 Nom nom nom nom nom. Also, racism is not win. Also, go war!Also, I expected something much more amusing after reading the title of the thread. Race has nothing to do with this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ch33kY Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 Crush the mujahideen of Money Land. Send them back to the stone age. Drink the blood of their slaughtered women and children in champagne glasses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzzptm Posted September 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 Crush the mujahideen of Money Land. Send them back to the stone age. Drink the blood of their slaughtered women and children in champagne glasses. And to think we could have brought them into the space age, had they remained in Nueva Vida and accepted our glorious alliance's offers of aid. Instead, they bit the hand that fed them, ignorant of the fact that when Nueva Vida bites back, it does so with Huitzilopochtli's blessing and vigor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hizzy Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 that jerk owed me tech too... fffffuuuuuuuuuu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzzptm Posted September 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 that jerk owed me tech too... fffffuuuuuuuuuu Now he can pay back with a tzompantli of ten thousand skulls. By the way, we of Himynamistan are outraged that nations have accused us and other nations in Nueva Vida of violating human rights because we lay claim to the remains of our enemies as part of the spoils of war. When a man is dead, he has no more rights. If he dies in peace, his family has claim to his remains. If he dies in battle, the victors of the battle own his corpse. When we collect skulls as a tribute to Huizilopochtli, we are only exercising our rights of battlefield salvage. Just as we can harvest useful equipment from our defeated foes, we can also take what we need from their dead bodies in order to satisfy the demands of our just and beneficent gods. We are completely justified in such things. The idea that dead men have rights is ludicrous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fort Pitt Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 I was tempted to make a post about going all Conquistador on you Z, but I don't think I'm in range Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzzptm Posted September 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2009 I was tempted to make a post about going all Conquistador on you Z, but I don't think I'm in range Proving the superiority of the Vidian Way... now go buy a navy so you can properly challenge me to a duel of nations! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jking Posted September 21, 2009 Report Share Posted September 21, 2009 i agree they should be delt with and best of luck with your war i myself am fighting a rouge nation and my allience is doing all they can to help Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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