Tristesse Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 (edited) It has come to our attention that the old flag of the Goon Order of Neutral Shoving has been resurrected under a new leader. Being the current representatives of our esteemed Something Awful, we take great offense at the blatant disregard of everything that we stand for. As I am a believer in the finest of all GOONS military traditions, I and my squad the esteemed WOGS hereby challenge The Goon Order of Neutral Shoving to our first ever "Deadliest Catch." Since no leader has been expressly named in reguards to the "GOoNS" then any member flying the AA in game as of right now may fulfill any one of these challenges. They are as follows- BLACK TEAM: You must re-enact the sandwich board scene from Die Hard With A Vengence and post the video on youtube. NOT A JOKE THREAD: You must record yourself, while holding up a sign with your nation ruler name on it, telling 15 funny jokes in less than 2 minutes and post the video on youtube. We will be the judge on if your jokes were funny. AN END TO GRUDGES: You must post a youtube video of yourself (with a sign visable with your nation ruler name written on it) singing "We Are The World" dressed only in a loincloth. You may pick any one of these three options, and whatever you choose must be completed within 24 hours. Failure to do so will create a state of war between WOGS squad of the Goon Order of Oppression Negligence and Sadism, and the Goon Order of Neutral Shoving until the latter alliance no longer exists. Also in true SA mod challenge fashion, if any member of the cyberverse completes one of these objectives before someone from GOoNS does, they can choose to start the war as well. If GOoNS does succeed, we will recognise their right to exist and sign a NAP that cannot be cancelled from our side. The Deadliest Catch starts now! **Disclaimer: The Goon Order of Oppression Negligence and Sadism does not intend to interefere with any ongoing or unresolved states of war that the Goon Order of Neutral Shoving have not resolved.** Edit: minor typographical error. Edited May 22, 2009 by Tristesse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamuella Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 let me just check the instruments: According to these readings, IT'S ON. Interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyperion321 Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 ohsnap. The WOGS are back. /me ducks for cover Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pingu Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 I like the cut of your jib, Negligence & Sadism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidLikeAFox Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 (edited) Aaaaaaaand it's on! After all, any true goon appreciates the Challenges. Ninja edit: I CAN'T READ! Edited May 22, 2009 by StupidLikeAFox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newhotness Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Wait do what? im lost. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamuella Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Wait do what? im lost. lol if they complete the challenge, they get a NAP. If they don't, they get something much less fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defroster Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 I like where this is going. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newhotness Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 got it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoomzoomzoom Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 (edited) This is hardly worth it. You should at least wait to see if the newer GOONS even gets past one week. EDIT: Still looks like fun though. Edited May 22, 2009 by Zoomzoomzoom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lace Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 if they complete the challenge, they get a NAP.If they don't, they get something much less fun. Like the backseat of a Volkswagen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamuella Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 This is hardly worth it. You should at least wait to see if the newer GOONS even gets past one week.EDIT: Still looks like fun though. to paraphrase Neil Young, it's better to burn someone out than watch them fade away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salithus Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 This is hardly worth it. You should at least wait to see if the newer GOONS even gets past one week.EDIT: Still looks like fun though. If we wait, we won't get a chance to do this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOONS Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 I here by declare we win! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khalai Protoss Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 (edited) I doubt they complete any of those. Have fun guys. Edited May 22, 2009 by Earl McMann Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sardonic Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 I doubt they complete any of those. Have fun guys. Well if they can't somebody else can, and that's the fun of the challenge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakaisha Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 I here by declare we win! Sorry MaulGOONS it doesn't work like that..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tristesse Posted May 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 I here by declare we win! Might want to read that a little more closely, champ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salithus Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Might want to read that a little more closely, champ. He's in preschool, he doesn't know how. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OPArsenal Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Plz to shark week? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KagetheSecond Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 This sounds quite fun, to be honest. Good luck, current GOONS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjaminperdomo Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 I here by declare we win! Apparently you enjoy being the laugh stock of the planet Bob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOONS Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Apparently you enjoy being the laugh stock of the planet Bob. You know it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamuella Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Plz to shark week? looking at the Discovery Channel schedule, Shark Week isn't for months, but Deadliest Catch just started! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidLikeAFox Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Everyone do please remember: as per standard challenge protocol, if you would like us to start that war, anyone who takes on the challenge and completes an element of their choice before the original challengee does gets to decide his fate! It's definitely not time for Shark Week. The rigours of TV scheduling prohibit it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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