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THE REFORMATION, RECONCILIATION AND REVENGE OF LEBUBU'S MERRY MEN


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SEVERAL MONTHS AGO, LEBUBU'S MERRY MEN WENT FORTH WITH A NUMBER OF PROGRESSIVE DECISIONS THAT WOULD ULTIMATELY SEAL ITS FATE. I, LEBUBU, TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE FAILURE OF THESE NEW POLICIES, AND THE ULTIMATE DEMISE OF LEBUBU'S MERRY MEN.

LMM WAS DISPERSED THROUGHOUT THE CYBERVERSE. MANY WENT TO OUR FRIENDS, THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM, SEEKING A WAY TO REMAIN ON THEIR HOME COLOR WITHOUT FEAR OF BEING ATTACKED. OTHERS WENT TO FRIENDLY ALLIANCES, AND YET OTHERS STILL WENT TO THE VERY ALLIANCES THAT CAUSED OUR DEMISE. A NUMBER OF MERRY MEN THOUGH, TOOK THE INITIATIVE TO FOUND THEIR OWN SPLINTER ALLIANCES, CONSISTING PRIMARILY OF FORMER MEMBERS OF LEBUBU'S MERRY MEN.

MUCH HAS TRANSPIRED SINCE THAT TIME. OUR DEPARTURE NEVER SAT WELL WITH A GREAT NUMBER OF TRUE MERRY MEN, WHO REFUSED TO MOVE ON. AND THAT IS WHY I AM HERE TODAY. WE COULD NOT ACCEPT THE WAY THAT LEBUBU'S MERRY MEN DEPARTED, AND SO WE WERE FORCED TO WAIT FOR THE INEVITABLE MOMENT WHERE TENSIONS AROSE AMONG OUR ENEMIES, WHEN WE COULD TRULY RETURN WITHOUT FEAR OF REPRISAL.

siren.gif I HEREBY ANNOUNCE THE REFORMATION OF LEBUBU'S MERRY MEN. siren.gif

THE MERRY CHARTER

1. MEMBERSHIP

-APPLYING MEMBERS MUST BE MERRY AND MEN

-MUST HAVE A STUCK CAPS LOCK KEY

2. GOVERNMENT

LEBUBU

-LEADS THE ALLIANCE

-IN CHARGE OF ALL MEN

-IS MERRY

DEPUTY LEBUBU

-SECOND IN COMMAND

-TAKES OVER FOR THE MERRY MEN WHEN LEBUBU IS GONE

LORD HIGH LEBUBU

-DOES !@#$ IN HIS IVORY TOWER

LEBUBU OF INTERNAL AFFAIRS

-IN CHARGE OF INTERNAL !@#$

LEBUBU OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS

-IN CHARGE OF SUCKING FOREIGN *THINGS* TO KEEP US FROM GETTING ROLLED

LEBUBU OF FINANCE

-AID AND !@#$

LEBUBU OF WAR

-BREAKS !@#$

LEBUBU OF VIGILANCE

-USES HIS SLIMY TENTACLES TO PUNISH MEMBERS

3. REMOVING OFFICIALS

-YOU CAN'T

4. ELECTIONS

-NOPE

5. WARFARE

-LEBUBU'S MERRY MEN WILL FIRST STRIKE NUKES, SPY ON RANDOM NATIONS AND RAID WHOEVER THEY WANT FOR THE GREATER GOOD

-THE OFFICIAL DEFAULT WAR REASON IS "MERRY MEN, CAPS LOCK ENGAGED!!!"

IT'S MORNING AGAIN ON DIGITERRA. MAY THE LIGHT AND GLORY OF THE MERRY MEN'S SUN SHINE ON US ALL.

/S/

LEBUBU: LEBUBU

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