lebubu Posted February 21, 2009 Report Share Posted February 21, 2009 SEVERAL MONTHS AGO, LEBUBU'S MERRY MEN WENT FORTH WITH A NUMBER OF PROGRESSIVE DECISIONS THAT WOULD ULTIMATELY SEAL ITS FATE. I, LEBUBU, TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE FAILURE OF THESE NEW POLICIES, AND THE ULTIMATE DEMISE OF LEBUBU'S MERRY MEN. LMM WAS DISPERSED THROUGHOUT THE CYBERVERSE. MANY WENT TO OUR FRIENDS, THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM, SEEKING A WAY TO REMAIN ON THEIR HOME COLOR WITHOUT FEAR OF BEING ATTACKED. OTHERS WENT TO FRIENDLY ALLIANCES, AND YET OTHERS STILL WENT TO THE VERY ALLIANCES THAT CAUSED OUR DEMISE. A NUMBER OF MERRY MEN THOUGH, TOOK THE INITIATIVE TO FOUND THEIR OWN SPLINTER ALLIANCES, CONSISTING PRIMARILY OF FORMER MEMBERS OF LEBUBU'S MERRY MEN. MUCH HAS TRANSPIRED SINCE THAT TIME. OUR DEPARTURE NEVER SAT WELL WITH A GREAT NUMBER OF TRUE MERRY MEN, WHO REFUSED TO MOVE ON. AND THAT IS WHY I AM HERE TODAY. WE COULD NOT ACCEPT THE WAY THAT LEBUBU'S MERRY MEN DEPARTED, AND SO WE WERE FORCED TO WAIT FOR THE INEVITABLE MOMENT WHERE TENSIONS AROSE AMONG OUR ENEMIES, WHEN WE COULD TRULY RETURN WITHOUT FEAR OF REPRISAL. I HEREBY ANNOUNCE THE REFORMATION OF LEBUBU'S MERRY MEN. THE MERRY CHARTER 1. MEMBERSHIP-APPLYING MEMBERS MUST BE MERRY AND MEN -MUST HAVE A STUCK CAPS LOCK KEY 2. GOVERNMENT LEBUBU -LEADS THE ALLIANCE -IN CHARGE OF ALL MEN -IS MERRY DEPUTY LEBUBU -SECOND IN COMMAND -TAKES OVER FOR THE MERRY MEN WHEN LEBUBU IS GONE LORD HIGH LEBUBU -DOES !@#$ IN HIS IVORY TOWER LEBUBU OF INTERNAL AFFAIRS -IN CHARGE OF INTERNAL !@#$ LEBUBU OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS -IN CHARGE OF SUCKING FOREIGN *THINGS* TO KEEP US FROM GETTING ROLLED LEBUBU OF FINANCE -AID AND !@#$ LEBUBU OF WAR -BREAKS !@#$ LEBUBU OF VIGILANCE -USES HIS SLIMY TENTACLES TO PUNISH MEMBERS 3. REMOVING OFFICIALS -YOU CAN'T 4. ELECTIONS -NOPE 5. WARFARE -LEBUBU'S MERRY MEN WILL FIRST STRIKE NUKES, SPY ON RANDOM NATIONS AND RAID WHOEVER THEY WANT FOR THE GREATER GOOD -THE OFFICIAL DEFAULT WAR REASON IS "MERRY MEN, CAPS LOCK ENGAGED!!!" IT'S MORNING AGAIN ON DIGITERRA. MAY THE LIGHT AND GLORY OF THE MERRY MEN'S SUN SHINE ON US ALL. /S/ LEBUBU: LEBUBU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkonesMickLoud Posted February 21, 2009 Report Share Posted February 21, 2009 (edited) FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF Also, Lebubu of War. Ambassador of Disasador. Edited February 21, 2009 by SkonesMickLoud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagicalTrevor Posted February 21, 2009 Report Share Posted February 21, 2009 You guys suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shurukian Posted February 21, 2009 Report Share Posted February 21, 2009 Caps lock? Headache? Cruise control? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirMe Posted February 21, 2009 Report Share Posted February 21, 2009 Posting in epic thread! Men in tights! TIGHT TIGHTS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uaciaut Posted February 21, 2009 Report Share Posted February 21, 2009 I HEREBY WHOLEHEARTEDLY EMBRACE MY LEADER AFTER SO MANY MONTHS OF PAIN IN SUFFERING ALONE NO MORE! o/ merrynisim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trace Posted February 21, 2009 Report Share Posted February 21, 2009 Regular Lebubu, reporting in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilselu1 Posted February 21, 2009 Report Share Posted February 21, 2009 They're men? Men in ... tights? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kroknia Posted February 21, 2009 Report Share Posted February 21, 2009 alright then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Credonia Posted February 21, 2009 Report Share Posted February 21, 2009 hail lmm o/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin McDonald Posted February 21, 2009 Report Share Posted February 21, 2009 Well, you and Hoo's new alliance are going to be in a pretty tough race for quickest sanction, I can feel it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Svendonia Posted February 21, 2009 Report Share Posted February 21, 2009 I DON'T BELIEVE IT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davidoff Turnoff Posted February 21, 2009 Report Share Posted February 21, 2009 IM MERRY AND A MAN AND MY CAPS IS STUCK GOGOGOGOGO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoweAlpine Posted February 21, 2009 Report Share Posted February 21, 2009 I lol'd Also, o/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Janova Posted February 21, 2009 Report Share Posted February 21, 2009 What the ... )): Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commisar Gaunt Posted February 21, 2009 Report Share Posted February 21, 2009 DEPUTY LEBUBU REPORTING IN FOR HIS MERRY DUTY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uaciaut Posted February 21, 2009 Report Share Posted February 21, 2009 <&uaciaut> you forgot to mention me though<&uaciaut> DID YOU FEEL THE BURNING SPIRIT IN MY POST LEBUBU <&lebubu> i cried TRUE COMRADES WE ARE IN SPIRIT AND IN METAL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ejayrazz Posted February 21, 2009 Report Share Posted February 21, 2009 BOB, HOW DO YOU FAIL TO SEE THE IMPORTANCE WITHIN THIS THREAD? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deSouza Posted February 21, 2009 Report Share Posted February 21, 2009 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF you know very well about that old CN rule, "dead alliances stay dead". This will end well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nintenderek Posted February 21, 2009 Report Share Posted February 21, 2009 Vox should sue you for copy right violations for that title. Nintenderek goes and talks to Slayer99 about this idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delendum Posted February 21, 2009 Report Share Posted February 21, 2009 LEBUBU'S MERRY MEN WILL ALWAYS PREVAIL IN THE FACE OF ADVERSITY AND LOWER CASE LETTERS. DELENDUM, MERRY MAN OF THE COMMON CLAY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamed Posted February 21, 2009 Report Share Posted February 21, 2009 MEMBER OF LEBUBU'S MERRY MEN REPORTING IN I AM VERY MERRY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Revan Posted February 21, 2009 Report Share Posted February 21, 2009 Joke thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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