Cazaric Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 (edited) Kaboom sat on his porch swing, gently rocking back and forth in the breeze. It was a truly beautiful day; in fact, one might even go so far as to describe it as perfect. The sun was on his face, he had recently received a promotion at work, and just this morning, the lovely Maria down the lane had smiled at him. Life was good. This, of course, bothered Kaboom. For what good is a life in which there is no room for complaint? It had been three days since he’d last complained, when his neighbour Doug had been wearing a hat that was slightly too green for Kaboom’s liking, and he was growing itchy. He felt a strange tickling sensation on his foot, and looked down. Crawling over his skin was a small eight-legged creature. He lifted it up with his finger, and examined it. A crab! How unexpected. But this recognition had barely entered his mind when, with a scream, a rocket flew into that damn Doug’s house, sending timbers and tiles exploding in all directions, a shower of debris raining down on the cul-de-sac. Kaboom could have sworn that the side of the rocket was emblazoned with a large version of the very creature that had just scuttled over his foot. He looked in alarm towards the end of the street, where soldiers in yellow and black were swarming in. Nick. How dare he bring his garbage soldiers to Kaboom’s home? Who did they think they were? Nobody could ever hope to best Kaboom’s own defences. And then a jet roared overhead, its wings decorated with a white dragon’s head on black. The Dark Order. Now this was just the cherry on the unfair cake that this invasion clearly was. There were no worse people in all the worlds than the damn Dark Order. Useless in every way. But, thought Kaboom, there is a bright side. As he reached for his assault rifle, and lifted it into the air, he felt the cloud lift from his mind. Finally, here was something for him to complain about. The Dark Order, New Desolate Order and Krabz declare war upon Citadel, the Phoenix Cobras, Ordo Paradoxia and the Misfits. Watch out, Kaboom. Lacuna is coming for you. Edited January 4, 2016 by Cazaric Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimsterben Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 o/ Krabz o/ TDO o/ NDO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick GhostWolf Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 Let the casualties pile up and... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HORkT4a2MhQ o/ NDO o/ TDO o/ KrAbZ o/ Casualties o/ Mushroom Clouds o/ 10 pages of complaining for me to laugh at Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezeriel Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 Nukes, nukes everywhere. o/ all o/ casualties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
octaviafleur Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 o/ TDO o/ Krabz o/ NDO o/ Whinging :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hitchcock Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 Freeloading dirty lazy Krabz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
octaviafleur Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 Don't make me snuggle you LH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Obsidian Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 THOUGHT I WOULD TRY AND POST A FEW START OF WAR STATS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antikato Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 Posted 17 November 2015 - 11:09 PM Building on what Eddy said, after the peace, we could divide up all the major alliances into two equal teams, and scrap it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadRash Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 Posted 17 November 2015 - 11:09 PM Building on what Eddy said, after the peace, we could divide up all the major alliances into two equal teams, and scrap it out. that would be a good idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick GhostWolf Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 Posted 17 November 2015 - 11:09 PM Building on what Eddy said, after the peace, we could divide up all the major alliances into two equal teams, and scrap it out. The idea was hatched two days before it happened; we do this in our free time between our work, school, families, etc. And, we made sure to include you, it just wouldn't feel right without you guys in the party :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezeriel Posted January 5, 2016 Report Share Posted January 5, 2016 (edited) THOUGHT I WOULD TRY AND POST A FEW START OF WAR STATS. Apologies! Here is the summed stats from the 6pm data set before the war :) We had a 1.46% advantage in overall NS, but apart from that pretty even :) Edited January 5, 2016 by Ezeriel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaarioNaharis Posted January 5, 2016 Report Share Posted January 5, 2016 (edited) Have fun to everyone involved, I just got nuked, yaaay low bills :D I like how clean this war is without anybody mentioning the no dirty spy ops stuff :) hopefully it remains clean o/Krabz o/NDO o/TDO o/TPC o/Citadel o/OP o/Misfits o/World War o/Low Bills o/ too many o/s :D Edited January 5, 2016 by Robert Baratheon I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingBilly1 Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 This seems like a fun war :D sadly I can't take part, too busy in RL and SE is getting all of my attention just now and the fact i let my nation go to the dust, too much effort to fix lol! Maybe a family get together next round????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cazaric Posted January 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 This seems like a fun war :D sadly I can't take part, too busy in RL and SE is getting all of my attention just now and the fact i let my nation go to the dust, too much effort to fix lol! Maybe a family get together next round????? You bring the judgemental grandparents, I'll bring the drunken aunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingBilly1 Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 You bring the judgemental grandparents, I'll bring the drunken aunt. Now that's an offer I can't refuse. You gents have fun out there o/casualties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bibliophile Posted January 9, 2016 Report Share Posted January 9, 2016 The Dark Order, New Desolate Order, Krabz, The Phoenix Cobras, Ordo Paradoxia and the Misfits have all agreed to peace at update, when the first wars expire. We assume Citadel is on board as well, but we have not heard back I can't speak for everyone, but I think everyone in TPC had a lot of fun with this war, and I hope everyone else did too. o/ to all opponents for a good, fair and especially civil war. o/ friends through hostility :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Obsidian Posted January 9, 2016 Report Share Posted January 9, 2016 o/ WAR o/ Destruction Rank o/ cheap bills o/ WC spent o/ everyone excellent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virgin Mary Posted January 9, 2016 Report Share Posted January 9, 2016 Thanks for the war everyone. Also thanks for keeping it classy (mostly)! :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hadesflames Posted January 9, 2016 Report Share Posted January 9, 2016 A little bumps along the way, but civilized alliances are able to work together to solve problems. =) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roal36 Posted January 9, 2016 Report Share Posted January 9, 2016 Let me hail my alliance Ordo Paradoxia for giving an hell of a fight along with good help from TPC. Congrats in order for the opposition for their victory and clean battle. o/ Ordo Paradoxia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick GhostWolf Posted January 10, 2016 Report Share Posted January 10, 2016 Good war everyone, on to the rebuild! Been a long time since we've seen a war this big in TE, this one goes down for the history books. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cazaric Posted January 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2016 This war was so incredibly fun! Hats off to my opponents, bibliotech, hagdang bato, Rakul and DaRuler, for the best mass coordination I've fought against in a long while. Good luck everyone in their rebuild :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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