Maelstrom Vortex Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 "Druk Yul has no problem with mediation. We always prefer a peaceful way out if it can be achieved." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEDCJT Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 (edited) He'd quickly find out the stewardess wasn't Maltese and that she also had a bad case of the crabs. The Mall fight wasn't much to comment on either as he ran into the food court and pushed the 83 year old guard over and broke the old man's hip. From there he was chased out of the mall by a crowd of irate children and he promptly surrendered himself to the safety of the League guards who took pity on him. After giving him a chance to change his crap filled trousers he would be escorted back into the League meeting and shown to his chair. "Sir, welcome back, take a seat," the King said as he ordered his assistant to place the White Cross Treaty, the League of Nations Treaty, and the Scales and Red Cross Convent of Valletta in front of him along with the transcript of what has been said so far. The General would quickly scan through the documents with superhuman speed. "Normally I say this League of Nations sounds like hive of capitalist scum, but in interest of solidarity Russia is willing to join as observer. And why the name White Cross? It sounds anti-Soviet." Edited December 11, 2014 by JEDCJT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted December 11, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 "The White Cross is a voluntary organization designed to redistributed the Soviet Ruling Elite's wealth back to the working class, it is truly a haven of working class heroes." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEDCJT Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 (edited) "Why not name it the 'Red Star' or something? Every time we think of 'White Cross', we involuntarily shudder in existential dread that quickly becomes despair, and that forces us to consume higher quantities of Death Vodka and which makes it very difficult for us to continued our work dedicated to the improvement of the People's lives." Edited December 11, 2014 by JEDCJT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Vortex Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 Yun Li shrugged, "No objections to a name change here. Kalsihnakov vodka is best vodka." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted December 11, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 (edited) "Don't over think it, just sign the paper, if someone steals your deathvodka, the White Cross will help. Though, the national chapters of the White Cross are certainly fair game to rename. I'm thinking of renaming Malta's White Cross the Valleta Gun and Rod Club." Edited December 11, 2014 by Tidy Bowl Man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEDCJT Posted December 12, 2014 Report Share Posted December 12, 2014 "The White Cross shall be renamed the Red Cross in Russia!" The General gave a firm nod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted December 13, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2014 "Sign the damn thing you crusty old Bolshie!" demanded the King who was feeling full of revolutionary fervor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEDCJT Posted December 14, 2014 Report Share Posted December 14, 2014 The General laughed. "You capitalists always cajole and threaten to get what you want. How typical." he scribbled on the document. "This is on probationary basis. If Red Cross is good to Russia, Russia will follow it. If it is bad..." he nodded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted December 14, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2014 (edited) "The Red Star will be what Russia makes of it on the National level, take it seriously, fund it properly, find motivated individuals to carry out humanitarian work and it will do wonders for your nation." Edited December 14, 2014 by Tidy Bowl Man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted December 17, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2014 Given no one seems to be responding, the King signs the document that he previously just removed his signature from. "I will be opening a meeting in a different venue for all those who have signed the League charter, for those who have not or will not, we wish you the best of luck and ask you reconsider at a later date," the King said as he stood and left the room. The cleaning staff would then immediately begin removing drinks, food, and packing up any equipment that was placed in the room for the meeting. In another conference room, five doors down, with two guards wearing White Cross International Uniforms, the League of Nations chambers awaited. The King made his way to those chambers and ordered a cup of coffee and started plowing his way through a mountain of emails on his highly encrypted tablet computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted December 17, 2014 Report Share Posted December 17, 2014 Kazuko would sign the League of Nations document, "Well, let's hope our first problem does not take as long to deliberate." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted December 18, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2014 "I wish to make a formal statement, the Kingdom of Malta has established a Safe Haven for civilians near the city of Batukanneh. The projected force necessary for clearing the city of criminal elements and warlords proved to prohibitive at this time. The Safe Haven will be supported by Malta for a minimum of five years. Local security will be taken care of for now by a Maltese Reservist Battalion but within six months a native Militia Battalion will take over. We request at this time some sort of official League of Nations approval for this as the Hope Float operation that facilitated this effort came about as part of Malta's ongoing commitment to the League of Nations. Of course, the BSH is open to observers but we request notice in advance of their arrival, space in the BSH is limited." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted December 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 (edited) retconned for now. Edited December 19, 2014 by Tidy Bowl Man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolph Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 Private Dražen Zoric Cižek blinked as he had followed the Maltan King into the chamber that had been designated for the League of Nations as a whole, "I see no reason why the Kingdom would refuse to approve of such an effort when it's entirely humanitarian in nature, your majesty. I'm curious if this Batukanneh Safe Haven would be able to host soldiers from member nations down the road in good time, any expenses being paid for by the member volunteering the forces of course," he chimed in, giving the Kingdom's approval of the Maltan humanitarian effort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted December 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 "I think that in good time the BSH will be devoid of even Maltese soldiers with security handled by a local militia battalion. The BSH isn't intended to act as a foothold for foreign expansion into the region, merely provide a safe haven for a municipality and surrounding region sadly afflicted by criminals and chaos." ooc- the militia battalion will come out of my own troop count and be used for local defense only. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yerushalayim Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 The Greek representative, flanked by representatives of the Hellenic military, stepped quickly into the chamber. She cast a quick glance at the Yugoslavian representative, then to Malta's King, before speaking to any who remained in the room, “Greece brings forward an issue for the League: The Yugoslavian invasion of Bulgaria. Several weeks ago the Slavs crossed their borders with an invasion force consisting of roughly two army corps, and have begun entrenching themselves in Bulgaria's territory. Greece cannot allow such an invasion to stand, but we are a peace loving people, and bring the matter before the League for diplomatic resolution.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolph Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 (edited) Private Dražen Cižek blinked at the accusations that the Kingdom's ally threw into its face, the Councilor perplexed and befuddled at the serious accusations before he delved into his role once more, doing his best to control the situation. "Firstly, the Kingdom did not invade Bulgaria in any shape or fashion, otherwise the soldiers currently within the territory would be fighting rebels when the only thing they are currently doing is keeping the peace and ensure that banditry does not rise in the region in the face of no national government," he elaborated before continuing, "Secondly, the Kingdom did not send an invasion force, it only sent a force large enough to protect the region and said force is not the size of two army corps but merely three divisions. That is one fifths the size of an army group for those not knowledgeable in military organizational sizes," he explained once more before quirking an eyebrow, "Thirdly, the Kingdom is a peaceful nation and as such we do not seek war with our southern neighbor in the Hellenic Republic so these wild accusations are alarming when it is coming from one we see as a friend." Edited December 19, 2014 by Rudolph Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted December 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 "Would either party object to and consent to observers entering the region to assess the situation on behalf of the League?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolph Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 Private Dražen shook his head, "The Kingdom would be happy and more than willing to have League observers enter the region of Bulgaria." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted December 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 "Is it truly necessary to have three divisions worth of troops in Bulgaria? What are the long term plans for the region? That many men and equipment seems as if you are going into Bulgaria to stay there." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolph Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 (edited) Private Dražen nodded, "That would be correct. The Kingdom's intentions are to simply protect the Bulgarian people and its territory from banditry or foreign interlopers who might seek to annex it into their country, same way for the region of Albania as we are currently protecting," he answered before adjusting his tie, "Should they wish to be annexed by the Kingdom, the decision on doing so rests solely on the Bulgarian people if they wish to pursue such a course of action for the Kingdom shall not encourage, attempt or move to annex the region by its own inclination, we seek only to protect what we see as Brothers and Sisters." Edited December 19, 2014 by Rudolph Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted December 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 "That's a reasonable desire, though I have to wonder why you need 3 divisions worth of troops in a place that puts them right on the border of Greece? Can you not see their concerns? Good fences make for good neighbors. Perhaps you ought to consider a joint protectorate with Greece, which allows them to alleviate some of their concerns about their border security." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolph Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 Private Dražen nodded, "The region of Bulgaria is easily half the size of the Kingdom with mountainous regions that necessitates the number of men to ensure that banditry does not take up in the territory," he answered before lightly shaking his head, "The Kingdom did not act without informing the Hellenic Republic, we sent them a missive informing them of the move in both regions of Albania and Bulgaria without a response till the Hellenic Republic had moved troops into the region and requested the Kingdom to remove all forces, something that we in good conscience cannot do. We offered to host Hellenic forces to aid in protecting the region as a possible compromise but we have received no further response from the Republic till the accusations being laid down in this very chamber, your majesty," he added before glancing at the Greek representative for a second, "It is why it alarms the Kingdom of such serious accusations." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted December 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 The King nods and waits for a response from the Greek representative. As he waits he calls up a report on Bulgaria and reads it. http://i.puthtml.com/content_forever/phpq8wgup After reading the report, on his tablet, the king sends an instant message to his assistant to inform him that he's fired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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