Crask Mann Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 TPN Present's The Axis Annie Show ! [18:52] <Dre4mwe4ver[GATO]> Heya, Freelancer [18:52] <Freelancer> What UP [18:53] <Dre4mwe4ver[GATO]>You know were at war, right ? [18:52] <Freelancer> Of course, I spoke with a few people, how can we help? [18:54] <Dre4mwe4ver[GATO]> We’ve got a few objectives that have been placed in a diplomatic pouch in your secure forum. [18:55] <Freelancer>let me take a peak [18:56] <Freelancer>Interesting.. That’s it? [18:58] <Dre4mwe4ver[GATO]> Can you handle it ? It’s not too much is it ? [18:59] <Freelancer>Are you fucking kidding, we’ll have this done in less than a week [18:58] <Dre4mwe4ver[GATO]> 0_0 lmao .. awesome, when can we expect you ? [18:59] <Freelancer>How’s tomorrow morning [19:01] <Dre4mwe4ver[GATO]> Really .. tomorrow.. no way [19:04] <Freelancer>Yes way … let me plan this out …We’ll call it “operation sunscreen” (Mission Details) Eyes Only! 1 Engage combatants of The Revolutionary Guard 2 Wipe out beach front property in Malibu 3 Break there will 4 Last but not least, we need them concentrating their effort’s away from GATO Forces, we know it’s allot to ask, but were fighting 5 other wars, whatever you could do to take their mind of us would be great. This is Axis Annie for TPN reporting live from “Terror on the Beach” At 6:30am on Nov 15th a highly advanced weapons systems deployed by Contumacious led by General Esoteric, ravished this once peaceful city, indoctrinated with rap music, Apple Martini’s and group fornication this community's citizens have witnessed “TRUE TERROR” exclusive photos obtained by PNN paints a gruesome picture. The neighboring community of Anderath attempted a rescue mission and was immediately met with fierce and overwhelming technological firepower from the military forces of White Rhino's who now is suffering a similar fate as it's neighbors. A brave act indeed his valor commendable, meanwhile The III Percent's Flag Ship Enterprise awaits a response from the cowardliness of Apshai, Arnicathia, Cascadia & Propitious watching their brothers in arms burn & die while hiding behind a impenetrable force field. Why any alliance would harbor such a display of cowardliness is pitiful, Objective 4 Employed a tactic not often used. A full propaganda campaign led by " Capt ( It was good enough for Kirk ) Freelancer flooded communications systems at SUN. Sending their Warrior's into an emotionally fueled fit. .Security camera's captured this horrifying image of the raw animistic rage. Viewer discretion is advisedNSFW or small children Needless to say, Freelancer, Lady Dakota, Fritter McGee, Chaimen Xiao & Yao Fei have themselves knee deep in combat denoting dirty bombs & cruise missiles on a daily basis easily fulfilling Objectives 1-4 Middle tier SUN Banking Nations spend millions fighting these brave warriors, putting out fires and tending to the sick Freeing up GATO resources while they battle indignation from right winged radical religious fanatics. [16:52] <Axis Annie> Freelancer, got a minute? [16:52] <Freelancer> Sure [16:53] <Axis Annie>Any remarks of the combat skills of SUN [16:52] <Freelancer> What skills, are you kidding, I have one guy who appears to have a clue, wartime resource management is a joke and don't even get me started about saving, we've raped robed and pillaged for six days straight. [16:54] <Axis Annie> Do you see a future for SUN ? [16:55] <Freelancer> Ohh yea however they need to reevaluate there FA policy if they intend to live as a economic alliance, they honored there treaty with invicta, they had no choice, stupid FA policy inmo always have a choice. We've got them so flustered Gibson is getting messages such as these. I'll be nice and not comment on the ones he gets begging him not hit there nation. "To: gibson From: Karanor Date: 11/15/2013 9:29:04 AM Subject: Stop the War with SUN Message: Now, now, there's no reason to foolishly go to war with SUN. You are outnumbered 5 to 1, and attempting to counter forces that would almost destroy your nations within a few days. I'm sure that if you made an unconditional peace treaty with Fen Dorbak, the emperor, he would be happy to cease the war."[16:58] <Axis Annie>Do you have anything you'd like to say to the citizens of SUN ?[17:00] <Freelancer> SURRENDER !! We've got you out financed, out smarted, and frankly the testosterone to take this till your alliance is nothing but a shadow of what it once was. I implore you get with GATO FA as soon as possible. [17:10] <Axis Annie> Thanks for you input. [17:15] <Freelancer>anything for the alternative media Objective 3 is well under way, Morale for the rank and file diminishes to what we can only describe as selfless act of win This has been a special Axis Annie report for TPN The III Percent would like to present the following nations with a Commemorative plaque, display it proudly ! Karanor Paul Jacobs shard adongteco Ledroptha turtle island Masayoshi Bartram Elebor The nation of Lonnie Bartram Veelerveen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 Sir, do you really wish to try to start a war of propaganda? you don't know what you're doing son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crask Mann Posted November 22, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 I will let Freelancer answer that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 I mean shit, I'm down, it's been a while since I have had some competition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerschbs Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 Mogar this is a freelancer special, I'm sure he would love to get back into the propaganda business. But beware what you wish for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manis B Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 its not propoganda if is true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Williambonney Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 Those poor souls must in agony from the denoting dirty bombs. :facepalm: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorSoul Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 This was entertaining. I'm liking you guys more daily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delta1212 Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 its not propoganda if is true Of course it is. Some of the best propaganda is true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelancer Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 (edited) Those poor souls must in agony from the denoting dirty bombs. It's some nasty shit, compliments of Yao Fei's connection in the black market, we've been able to procure spent fuel rod's from fukushima which triples the radiation affect into the Cerebellum leaving anyone in it's blast radius completely disorientated and dumbfounded. Lets go live To: Freelancer From: Karanor Date: 11/21/2013 9:05:53 AMSubject: RE: Wink *expect one every day* Message: http://youtu.be/wg8FAoFa0gU?t=1m2s To: Freelancer From: Karanor Date: 11/21/2013 9:20:32 AM Subject: RE: Wink *expect one every day* Message: Also, you aren't in the top 5% of nations, you can't purchase nuclear weapons without hacking. To: Freelancer From: Karanor Date: 11/21/2013 9:22:18 AMSubject: RE: Wink *expect one every day* Message: Because it is very unlikely you have ever seen anyone with 100 million... whatever units of money you use. Karanor, I want you to look at my aid slots, the other 2 later today will show the exact same thing, at 12:01am CST ... Expect this. Then, with proper training and a flush federal reserve system, I will eviscerate any progress your people have made over the past 257 days. Normally I offer anyone who wants peace The POW option, "YOU" won't have the option. Consider this a proper education via The III Percent Edited November 22, 2013 by Freelancer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoADarthCyfe6 Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 I love when the III% comes out to play. :wub:Great read, Freelancer and co. Keep up the good work! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander shepard Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 I lol'd at Alorithan, someone should tell him about tech dealing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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