Haphazzardleek Posted July 14, 2013 Report Share Posted July 14, 2013 Sometimes, in a drunken rant at 2AM, you decide to become a diplomat on somebody else's forums because it's always easier to be banned from a page that you don't have to come back to for daily business if your content goes too far. When it just so happens that the people on those forums are also all on an insane drunken rant, and a Rated-Cinemax-at-2-in-the-morning animated gif war starts in a fresh embassy, well you know you've found some good friends. That is exactly what happened here, and it has lead to the point of this joint announcement between The International and Sovereign League of Armed Powers today. Quote SLAP the Bourgie The International (INT) and the Sovereign League of Armed Powers (SLAP), recognizing our common interests, complimentary cultures, and most importantly, shared goals, agree to abide by the terms of this Optional Defense and Optional Aggression Pact. Article 1 INT and SLAP agree not to intervene in each other's internal affairs. Article 2 INT and SLAP agree not to aggress or spy upon each other. Article 3 INT and SLAP agree to provide one another any intelligence that may impact upon each other's security as speedily and completely as possible. Article 4 INT and SLAP agree to provide the other with any diplomatic and economic aid they may request. Should either INT or SLAP come under unprovoked attack, the other signatory may come to their defense at their discretion. Article 5 Should INT or SLAP attack a third alliance, the other signatory may support this aggression at their discretion. Article 6 Failure to comply with any Article of this treaty automatically voids it, as soon as such failure is proved. Either SLAP or INT may withdraw from this treaty after having given the other signatory seventy-two hours notice. SLAP and INT agree to revisit this treaty every two months, either to renew it, to amend it, or to abrogate it.Signed, The Congress of The InternationalSovereign League of Armed Powers The Monarchy Banned - King The Ministry haphazzardleek - Minister of Foreign Affairs pmacdaddy - Minister of Defense kuive - Minister of Economy Spoonman - Minister of Internal Affairs o/ SLAPo/ INTCheers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banned Posted July 14, 2013 Report Share Posted July 14, 2013 Nice to see this. May the terms of this treaty be short-lived and upgraded on our next scheduled review! o/ SLAP o/ INT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crownguard Posted July 14, 2013 Report Share Posted July 14, 2013 Glad to see this finally go through; onward to bigger and better things down the line! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zacharias Posted July 14, 2013 Report Share Posted July 14, 2013 (edited) I expect a Commie-Capitalist slap fest by Monday or I will be disappointed. Edited July 14, 2013 by Zacharias Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovyet Gelibolu Posted July 14, 2013 Report Share Posted July 14, 2013 In before someone makes a crack about all our treaties being optional. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kuive Posted July 14, 2013 Report Share Posted July 14, 2013 If it's one thing commies are good for, it's keeping the alcohol rations up. Yay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subcomandante VL Posted July 14, 2013 Report Share Posted July 14, 2013 HURR DURR ALL INT'S TREATIES ARE OPTIONAL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevolutionaryRebel Posted July 14, 2013 Report Share Posted July 14, 2013 In before someone makes a crack about all our treaties being optional. inb4 joining Arizona :smug: Nice to see, this is a match I can definitely approve of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azreal Posted July 14, 2013 Report Share Posted July 14, 2013 How are we supposed to betray them when it's not a mutual treaty?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overlord Shinnra Posted July 14, 2013 Report Share Posted July 14, 2013 Glad to see this. Looking forward to both of their continued growth and prosperity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suleiman Posted July 15, 2013 Report Share Posted July 15, 2013 We're allied to commies now? Well this is awkward... Nope, not really. o/ Stalin (aka SLAP) o/ Lenin (aka INT) Who wants to be Trotsky? :smug: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovyet Gelibolu Posted July 17, 2013 Report Share Posted July 17, 2013 We're allied to commies now? Well this is awkward... Nope, not really. o/ Stalin (aka SLAP) o/ Lenin (aka INT) Who wants to be Trotsky? :smug: Nobody wants to be Trotsky. Not even Trotsky wants to be Trotsky. <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overlord Shinnra Posted July 17, 2013 Report Share Posted July 17, 2013 We must remain pure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azreal Posted July 17, 2013 Report Share Posted July 17, 2013 Nobody wants to be Trotsky. Not even Trotsky wants to be Trotsky. <3 I didn't make this joke because it was obvious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefano Palmieri Posted July 17, 2013 Report Share Posted July 17, 2013 Needs less int. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azreal Posted July 17, 2013 Report Share Posted July 17, 2013 Needs less int. It's ok we are disbanding next week don't tell anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevolutionaryRebel Posted July 17, 2013 Report Share Posted July 17, 2013 Needs less int.Do something about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antarctic Confusion Posted July 17, 2013 Report Share Posted July 17, 2013 Slap Palooza 2013. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houston Posted July 17, 2013 Report Share Posted July 17, 2013 Though we may not be on the same ballpark in the treaty web, you guys at SLAP are alright in my books. Wish you guys well with this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wobblies Posted July 17, 2013 Report Share Posted July 17, 2013 In before someone makes a crack about all our treaties being optional. ""As an alliance, SLAP has yet to fight in any major conflicts. The Sovereign League of Armed Powers was founded in September 2009" Enjoy INT, you two are perfect for each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crownguard Posted July 17, 2013 Report Share Posted July 17, 2013 ""As an alliance, SLAP has yet to fight in any major conflicts. The Sovereign League of Armed Powers was founded in September 2009" Enjoy INT, you two are perfect for each other. Thank you random internet person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilyn Caster Posted July 17, 2013 Report Share Posted July 17, 2013 INT are some of the best people around, SLAP, congrats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovyet Gelibolu Posted July 17, 2013 Report Share Posted July 17, 2013 ""As an alliance, SLAP has yet to fight in any major conflicts. The Sovereign League of Armed Powers was founded in September 2009" Enjoy INT, you two are perfect for each other. Isn't quoting things out of context fun? From the same source you quoted, just one sentence afterwords: "The Sovereign League of Armed Powers was founded in September 2009 by AzAce and Banned. Sovereign League of Armed Powers was formerly known as The Black Hand on the Black team. Disbanded April 24, 2011. The Sovereign League of Armed Powers reformed on April 15, 2013." Try harder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banned Posted July 17, 2013 Report Share Posted July 17, 2013 Isn't quoting things out of context fun? From the same source you quoted, just one sentence afterwords: "The Sovereign League of Armed Powers was founded in September 2009 by AzAce and Banned. Sovereign League of Armed Powers was formerly known as The Black Hand on the Black team. Disbanded April 24, 2011. The Sovereign League of Armed Powers reformed on April 15, 2013." Try harder. Awwww, I saw it, and I was gonna say it, and you beat me to it... Roll INT! I mean, yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azreal Posted July 18, 2013 Report Share Posted July 18, 2013 Isn't quoting things out of context fun? From the same source you quoted, just one sentence afterwords: "The Sovereign League of Armed Powers was founded in September 2009 by AzAce and Banned. Sovereign League of Armed Powers was formerly known as The Black Hand on the Black team. Disbanded April 24, 2011. The Sovereign League of Armed Powers reformed on April 15, 2013." Try harder. Also if they have never fought a major war how can we be sure we can throw them to the wolves when the time comes? We didn't think this treaty through enough, we might no be able to be our usual cowardly selves this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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