thor gold Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 Wheretf is update?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supri Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 And Tuesday's has already been called too...will I ever be able to update again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jesterxo Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 And Tuesday's has already been called too...will I ever be able to update again? You'd better... I should just call it for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D34th Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 I'll do the update in 14 of december ok? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikaru Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 And Tuesday's has already been called too...will I ever be able to update again? I call Wednesday for Supri. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluRaider Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 Where's mah update?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
etg Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 no update?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinite Narwhal Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 Feed me update! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youwish959 Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 I call wednesday on Supri's behalf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gopherbashi Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 DOING UPDATESHALL BE DONE WITHIN THE HOUR LIES! ALL BLATANT LIES! I shall take up this duty on your behalf! Squire Supri, send one of thy minions to halt my progress should Jebbie return from the great unknown! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trinite Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 Aw. I wanted to gloat about catching up to MHA. We're coming for you. 4th is ours!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cptblck Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 GPA finished terms they should be having a few good days now as they get there nukes back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninja Colt Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 GPA still has 13 nukes. Is their top tier dead or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Svendonia Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 GPA still has 13 nukes.Is their top tier dead or something? I wanted to comment on this, but your avatar is just...what Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gopherbashi Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 Supri couldn't think of anything witty to put here. 1 February 2009 1 New Pacific Order: 82.31 --> 82.37 (+0.06) 2 Independent Republic of Orange Nations: 71.65 --> 71.72 (+0.07) 3 Multicolored Cross-X Alliance: 53.88 --> 54.09 (+0.21) 4 Mostly Harmless Alliance: 43.18 --> 43.03 (-0.15) 5 Sparta: 42.53 --> 42.90 (+0.37) {180} The Order of the Paradox: 36.91 --> 36.95 (+0.04) ---------- ODN/RoK Challenge Line: 35.00 (RoK: 1/5 days) 6 Fark: 33.67 --> 33.47 (-0.20) 7 Ragnarok: 33.24 --> 33.33 (+0.09) 8 Orange Defense Network: 33.25 --> 33.28 (+0.03) {118} The Grämlins: 28.83 --> 28.89 (+0.06) 9 New Polar Order: 28.48 --> 28.69 (+0.21) 10 The Order of Light: 28.45 --> 28.63 (+0.18) [5] 11 Viridian Entente: 27.83 --> 27.86 (+0.03) 12 The Phoenix Federation: 27.21 --> 27.23 (+0.02) -------------------- 13 FOK: 26.66 --> 26.69 (+0.03) 14 Green Protection Agency: 23.36 --> 23.41 (+0.05) The Democratic Order: 22.20 --> 22.63 (+0.43) Grand Global Alliance: 22.60 --> 22.53 (-0.07) {152} Valhalla: 18.88 --> 18.90 (+0.02) Global Democratic Alliance: 18.28 --> 18.33 (+0.05) United Purple Nations: 18.04 --> 17.98 (-0.06) Greenland Republic: 17.99 --> 17.91 (-0.08) {136} Echelon: 17.57 --> 17.65 (+0.08) {154} Mushroom Kingdom: 16.10 --> 16.28 (+0.18) ---------- LoSS/WTF/NV/NADC Challenge Line: 16.00 The Dark Evolution: 15.39 --> 15.38 (-0.01) Monos Archein: 15.14 --> 15.28 (+0.14) {195} Nueva Vida: 15.17 --> 15.25 (+0.08) {120} World Task Force: 14.81 --> 14.84 (+0.03) {156} LoSS: 14.70 --> 14.78 (+0.08) {170} RnR: 14.53 --> 14.60 (+0.07) {79} Umbrella: 14.15 --> 14.20 (+0.05) The Legion: 14.12 --> 14.18 (+0.06) North Atlantic Defense Coalition: 13.93 --> 14.08 (+0.15) {196} Invicta: 13.81 --> 13.80 (-0.01) ---------- Add Line: 13.60 --> 13.61 (+0.01) ---------- Drop Line: 13.30 --> 13.31 (+0.01) Biggest Gainer The Democratic Order (+0.43) Biggest Loser 6 Fark (-0.20) Passes of the Day (not including /) The Democratic Order passes Grand Global Alliance Monos Archein passes Nueva Vida Commentary I think today can best be served by mentioning those alliances who gained boatloads of score today. There were a lot of them. Boatloads, you might say. Boatloads of alliances gained boatloads of score, inflating the value of score to the point where the boat bubble will burst, and sink like a boatload of boats loaded above their boatloadish capacity of boats. They are listed below in a bullet form (also easily transportable by boats): The Democratic Order (+0.43): Today's massively-biggest gainer, gaining two-thirds of a point over the past 48 hours. Sparta (+0.37): Almost as cool as The Democratic Order, but not quite. Besides, these guys lost more than a tenth of a point yesterday, so I can only assume that they're playing hard-to-get with Mostly Harmless Alliance. The Multicolored Cross-X Alliance and the New Polar Order (+0.21): These two have rarely been seen together since their breakup last year; but could these new exclusive paparazzi photos reveal something that's been going on behind our backs, or is it just a tabloid ploy to get your attention and make more money? Buy this edition and turn to page two to find out! The Order of Light and Mushroom Kingdom (+0.18): If you thought the above couple was surprising, take a look at these guys. Who would have thought that white and aqua would go together so wonderfully, especially after their great gains yesterday as well? Boats: Great for moving around in water, far better than Airplanes. Even airplane pilots like Captain Sullenberger want to drive boats! North Atlantic Defense Coalition (+0.15): A nice jump for an alliance so far down our list, and maybe The Legion should stop hiding behind Umbrella before they both get jumped by this guy. Then again, this alliance broke their chance at getting a three-peat, so this gain of 0.15 can only be viewed as a loss. Speaking of LoSS, the World Task Force seems to be facing a challenge for second place. Perhaps a second place prize for the Challenge Line needs to be created? Monos Archein (+0.14): These guys apparently thought they were part of the Challenge Line, because they made a great leap past Nueva Vida today. YOU ARE NOT RACING FOR THE CHALLENGE LINE. Except if you want to make some sort of deal where I don't pay anything if you get to the Challenge Line first. Talk to me in IRC. The Legion mandated line of exclusive The Legion content. The Legion. Of course, there were also some alliances who haven't yet accepted the glory of boats, and were punished by the almighty admingod and his disciples of modness as a result. The following alliances shall soon be deleted for failing to collect boats for 20 days: Fark (-0.20): These guys apparently saw what The Order of Light was up to and got jealous, so they dropped towards Ragnarok to get some aqua lovin' of their own. Or perhaps they just want a Challenge Line to race to as well. Mostly Harmless Alliance (-0.15): Most likely getting tired of trying to close the 10-point gap between them and the Multicolored Cross-X Alliance, these guys dropped back to taunt Sparta for a little bit. Airplanes: Have you ever seen a boat get a bird stuck in both its engines? Ducks, maybe. Fish, maybe. Duckfish, maybe. Not birds? Heck no. Airplanes, learn from boats and avoid the birds. THE COLOUR AQUA: Look, I know you guys want to be cool and all by wrecking our eyes, or by giving all your score to your lower alliances and boost them up, but we're not ready to have 6 aqua alliances in the top 12. The rest of us would like a bit of the glory as well. So stop being so awesome, and pass some around to the rest of us. Jebbie: I have to wake up in five hours, and yet I'm still doing your update. Even if I claimed it originally. I hereby claim ownership of your recycling bin, your old high school harmonica, and the little bit of lint that's been stuck in your wallet for two weeks. This update has been brought to you by Load of Boat boat-loading company - for all your boat-loading needs, as long as you're not loading an airplane. Remember to tune in for tomorrow's update, to see whether Gopher will see his shadow and signal six more weeks of nuclear winter. ---------- Related Links: Stats By Unspeakable Evil Tournament Edition Sanction Race How To Update the Amazing Sanction Race [/update] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melidan Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 [*]The Legion mandated line of exclusive The Legion content. The Legion. This man knows how things work around here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trinite Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 I love your commentary gopher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninja Colt Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 I wanted to comment on this, but your avatar is just...what I want to make a witty remark at this, but your avatar is just.. lolwut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninja Colt Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 Also woo, we almost regained our big loss from yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jebbie Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 GODDAMN YOU WEED WHAT HAVE YOU DOOOOOOOONE also HOLKY !@#$ LOOK AT OUR GAIN LOL also SNOOOOW DAAAAAAY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Perry Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 Thanks, Gopher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carter Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 Interesting, nice read on the commentary gopher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshgazza1992 Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 Monos Archein: 15.14 --> 15.28 (+0.14) Awesome o/ Monos Archein Onward to #1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tulak Hord Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 (edited) Aw. I wanted to gloat about catching up to MHA. We're coming for you. 4th is ours!!! Sssh, we were trying to sneak up this time >_> Awesome commentary too, Gopher. )): TDO stealing our prize )): Edited February 2, 2009 by Tulak Hord Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KagetheSecond Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 fantastic commentary today, Gopher. I'll admit, I chortled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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