Buds The Man Posted June 19, 2012 Report Share Posted June 19, 2012 [quote name='kriekfreak' timestamp='1339836697' post='2985719'] I feel awkward seeing TOP and BAPS fight. Maybe I need to punch both of you to shut up. [/quote] I U [quote name='Jacapo Saladin' timestamp='1339857031' post='2985780'] Oh great, did you learn how to stagger in the mean time? [/quote] LOL really Jacapo BAPS would have your nation in ruins before you could even counter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mack Truck Posted June 20, 2012 Report Share Posted June 20, 2012 [quote name='Feanor Noldorin' timestamp='1340134950' post='2989096'] The whole fungicide thing isnt going to well. [/quote] Blind religious faith causes yet another human disaster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stewie Posted June 20, 2012 Report Share Posted June 20, 2012 (edited) [quote name='James Dahl' timestamp='1339778389' post='2984903'] [b]Fungicide 1:1[/b] Oh you who believe, heed my words. Cast not thine eye over the taudry baubles and trinkets of the fungus. The virtuous man needs not these things. Do not lay with the fungus as you would with a woman, for that is truly an abomination. [b]Fungicide 1:2[/b] Oh you who believe, cast away thine scribbled papers and profane documents with the fungus, what need of you these. Instead arm thine instruments of divine retribution and presseth thee the red buttons of nuclear disapproval upon the wretched fungus. The virtuous man may find all he needs in the divine afterglow of fungal annihilation. [b]Fungicide 1:3[/b] Oh you who believe, beware of false prophets and false revelations, for it is the deceptive cunning of the fungus who whispers poison in the ears of men. Clasp thine cloak tight upon thy body and believe not their whispering lies and deceptions. Take instead thy holy arms and strike against them in righteous fury. [b]Fungicide 1:4[/b] Oh you who believe, hate not your brother or your neighbor, fear not your brother or your neighbor, for this is the brotherhood of man. Take instead thine wroth upon the foul and abhorrent fungus. [/quote] So is this your way of saying you need help with a fungal infection down there? I'm more than happy to assist, my nuclear fury will cleanse your body and soul. Edited June 20, 2012 by Stewie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogaden Posted June 20, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2012 [quote name='Stewie' timestamp='1340195431' post='2989953'] So is this your way of saying you need help with a fungal infection down there? I'm more than happy to assist, my nuclear fury will cleanse your body and soul. [/quote] We do indeed, the whole world is plagued with jock itch, and you are standing in the way of my divine Tinactin cream. Stand aside heathen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogaden Posted June 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2012 [b]Fungicide 2:2[/b] Oh you who believe, remember the day when the divine wind rose in the north atlantic, and crested upon the golden hills of the Peloponnese, and crashed with furious anger upon the hated fungal scourge, who had plagued the good people of the land. [b]Fungicide 2:3[/b] Oh you who believe, the path of the righteous man lies not in preserving the tawdry scraps thrown down by the fungus upon the weary and the downtrodden. The righteous man breaks asunder his chains and beateth them upon the foul heads of the fungus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyperonic Posted June 21, 2012 Report Share Posted June 21, 2012 [quote name='Stewie' timestamp='1340195431' post='2989953'] So is this your way of saying you need help with a fungal infection down there? I'm more than happy to assist, my nuclear fury will cleanse your body and soul. [/quote] Literally more unfunny than the RIA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Posted June 26, 2012 Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 How do you make Mushrooms grow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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