Centurius Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Another overload would cause the laser to fire again now hitting southern France. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shan Revan Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 "Sir, we're being outdone by all our allies in the holy war against the villain, Mr. Clause." "This can not be! Prepare the XK class solution" "Eghads!" "Do it!" Trembling, the man brought out a metal briefcase which contained a computer. Together they inserted keys to unlock the system. 2500, stone burner warheads were launched at the North Pole with their limiters removed. The Earth's crust itself would be removed, replacing the North Pole with a hellish sea of Lava. "Now finish the deal, use the Anti-Alien warhead." A top secret nuclear warhead, of over 2,000,000 MT that was designed to be launched against an alien armada approaching the solar system, was lofted into the sky and accelerated to 0.1C by massive rocket engines before crashing back to the Earth's north pole. The heavily shielded device burried itself deep into the earth's core before detonating. It would Rip the planet itself apart. Fragmenting the Northern Hemisphere into thousands of pieces. The sacrifice, however, was but a small price to pay against the Santa Clause Menace. Life may continue on, for a while, in small fragments of Earth as they fly out of the out orbit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurius Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 To finish the job the laser had a few more overloads annihilating every last piece of the earth before losing all power. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 "Damn it Denard," complains Dellion. "What, quite possibly we are the only two surviving members of the human race and you are complaining?" Denard asks. "Right, that bit is fine, just the fact there are no women making this into a sausage party between you, me, and that idiot Private Baraby," Dellion replies disgustedly. "Well, only one thing to do," Denard responds as he looks around the Mark IV Legion Earth Destruction Escape Capsule/Penthouse Suite- Experimental Design 8383053 and finally runs a finger across the teak mantle of the gas burner fire place. "What is that?" "Dance like we've never danced before," exclaims Denard as he rips off his pants that are only secured by velcro fasteners as he cues Baraby to fire up the Hi Fi system and let rip with the tunes of 'YMCA'. "Oh god, no.. please no.. my feet.. they just... can't stop.. they can't stop moving to the music... OH MY GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Dellion screams. "Yeah baby, that's right break it own down," Denard shouts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaiserMelech Mikhail Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 Watching the Greek lazers destroy the world around him, Mikhail picked up his cello and was inexplicably joined by Vladimir and two random interns. "Gentlemen," he said, "it has been an honor playing with you tonight." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime minister Johns Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 Official Dispatch From Nician Foreign Office Dear Sir, Who or what is a Santa? We have searched our records of known terrorists and warlords and have found no mention of this name as either a person or organization. Regards Gaius Axilla Livia Deputy undersecretary of Foreign Affairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 [quote name='Prime minister Johns' timestamp='1314410039' post='2789052'] Official Dispatch From Nician Foreign Office Dear Sir, Who or what is a Santa? We have searched our records of known terrorists and warlords and have found no mention of this name as either a person or organization. Regards Gaius Axilla Livia Deputy undersecretary of Foreign Affairs. [/quote] Legion refuses to deal with dead people. You planet has been destroyed in order to make way for an inter-galatic spacehighway. Move along dead ones, move along. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supercheese Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 [quote name='Tidy Bowl Man' timestamp='1314414302' post='2789091'] Legion refuses to deal with dead people. You planet has been destroyed in order to make way for an inter-galatic spacehighway. Move along dead ones, move along. [/quote] we remind legion that they to are dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime minister Johns Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 [quote name='Tidy Bowl Man' timestamp='1314414302' post='2789091'] Legion refuses to deal with dead people. You planet has been destroyed in order to make way for an inter-galatic spacehighway. Move along dead ones, move along. [/quote] I'm not dead yet... I feel happy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEDCJT Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 Little did everyone know was that Santa Claus, his hot wife, and Rudolph had been 'secured' by Noverian agents and are now safe deep in Noverian territory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurius Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 [quote name='JEDCJT' timestamp='1314429587' post='2789216'] Little did everyone know was that Santa Claus, his hot wife, and Rudolph had been 'secured' by Noverian agents and are now safe deep in Noverian territory. [/quote] Unfortunately for Noveria it too was part of the world that got destroyed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynneth Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 Ceylon would like to remind everyone that we are now the last remnants of the human species and will thus assert our orbital laser-given right to kill all of you if we feel like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 [quote name='Lynneth' timestamp='1314447096' post='2789260'] Ceylon would like to remind everyone that we are now the last remnants of the human species and will thus assert our orbital laser-given right to kill all of you if we feel like it. [/quote] [b]Legion's ISS Love Boat[/b] "Prepare to man the harpoons," Denard shouts. "Oh Bob you sound so dreamy when you say it like that. HARPOONS...." Dellion replies. "God lord man, we disco for 30 minutes and you are already a raving flamer. Keep your junk in your pants for ten minutes while we go wipe out these Ceylonian chaps. I do here they are harboring Santa Crause." "I be Santa is astonishing in bed... just ravishing with that stomach like a bowl full of jelly." "OH god, that's it," Denard says as he hits the airlock cycle button and all three of the remaining members of Legion are sucked out into space. Now it would seem that the Ceylons are truly the last surviving members of the human species. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurius Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 (edited) Unfortunately for Ceylon there was still a small force of Athenians on the moon training another powersource, going by the name of Michele Bachmann, for the laser around the clock. Edited August 27, 2011 by Centurius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HHAYD Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 (edited) EDIT: Never mind Edited August 27, 2011 by HHAYD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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