Flonker

DAMN, I havent thought of the ASC in AGES. Those guys were COOL.

At least he isn't using Boxxy anymore. At least he stopped using Boxxy. Now THAT was annoying.

Yeah, Panc, it was pretty damned funny alright. Qaz screwed up. And came home covered in glory.

Yah, that WAS fun, Schatt. I kinda miss the old days...

The real kicker is, they had HELP and still couldn't pull off a win.

WHO IS THAT GOAT-LEGGED MAN????? I like the cut of his jib! Good to see ya again, ES.

Damn, I was looking for the 'like' button. I think I spend too much time on FB for my own good.

[quote name='porksaber' timestamp='1358830249' post='3082990'] is that all you got? [/quote] Yeah. They wouldn't let me sign anything anymore since I retired and put my 401K in Enron stocks.

[quote name='Ernesto Che Guevara' timestamp='1344065918' post='3018408'] I agree with you, obsessing over the past is ridiculous. I for one am sick of people claiming they deserve respect for their part in things like Vox. As far as I'm concerned, the only one who can still claim credit for that and be respected in the least is Schatt, and that's because he's freaking Schatt. Not trying to inflate his ego or anything, but he's Schatt. If you'd prefer a legitimate discussion without you making irrational, childish and downright retarded assumptions, I'm game. [/quote] All I can add to this is, [b]SHATT HAPPENS![/b] He was a bud & an ally back in the day, and still amusing to read today. FWIW, I had problems with GATO's attitude pre-viceroyship. Seems most of the powers-that-were are gone now, so no beef no more. Haven't lost a moments' sleep over it since forever. <shrug>

[quote name='Carson' timestamp='1344091697' post='3018459'] yah, they were so good that i sent them to the Olympics, and other teams started throwing matches to avoid facing them ha and i'll def stop by...i'll bring some rum so we can make some banana daiquiris as well as partake in your banana vodka... [/quote] Hope they get gold, they were that good. I hadda shoot off what, a 6-pack to get 1 through? Daiquiris sounds like serious plan, comrade. Drinks on me.

[quote name='Lord Fingolfin' timestamp='1344059445' post='3018378'] Careful on the booze, your crotchety old liver can only stand so much I would but I think my ban from #thelegion is still around 2 years later [/quote] So I gotta ask, WTF did you do to get [b]that[/b]? You can PM me if you need to.

[quote name='Lord Fingolfin' timestamp='1344059123' post='3018375'] Glad to see you're still around Flonk, hope all is well in Bananaland [/quote] Yeah, we're breakin out the '06 banana vodka at the Singer Memorial Karaoke Grill in downtown Bananagrad. We keep it stashed in the lead-lined vaults for occaisions like this. Stop off for a couple.

[quote name='Lord Fingolfin' timestamp='1344058313' post='3018371'] Evil oppressive overlords, so evil I'm disgusted. Wait... [/quote] Sometimes I worry boutcha, Fin...

[quote name='Carson' timestamp='1344050206' post='3018308'] i have to give credit to the Legionnaires i fought--you guys were much better than you were last time we met on the battlefield...Flonker, fighting you was some of the most fun i've ever had fighting on Bob...cheers, mate.... [/quote] DOOD!!! Next war, lend me those badmitten players you had posted at the borders. Those guys were [b]AWESOME[/b] deflecting my nukes!! And stop by Bananagrad for our signature banana vodka at the Singer Memorial Karaoke Grill.

And by the calendar, we should be just about ready for the Winter War season. ODN, it was fun. FEAR, you guys REALLY need to work on your senses of humor. You take this stuff WAY too seriously.

[quote name='SoADarthCyfe6' timestamp='1343947772' post='3017957'] Please, allies and comrades on the field of The Legion, take note of this man's intellectual post. No sarcasm intended, this post literally just upped my respect for Legion and their credibility. (Given it's the rest of their side's idiocy that making me really appreciate this entire post, I digress.) [/quote] Let's face it, vieroyships SUCKED. And NOT in a good way. And it's awful damned easy to sit in the cheap seats when your membership isn't on the line. [b]Real[/b] leaders do things for the alliance that [b]benefit[/b] the membership, even if it's swallowing your pride and surrendering to viceroyship. Been there, done that. I took voluntary exile when NPO rolled ONOS to cut down on the beatdown time. And we at M*A*S*H kept the backdoor channels open to Legion after Purplegate. So, yeah, I know the routine. Besides, most of my beefs with GATO were pre-viceroy.

[quote name='Pingu' timestamp='1343918630' post='3017841'] We're not asking Legion for anything. I agree that Legion has fought us honorably and competently. The offer of surrender with no re-entry was made some time ago. It is another member of the Crap-pile(TM) who has neglected to fight properly and so must meet one small extra condition. [/quote] My first round was fun. A couple ODNers, one of whom was cool enough to swap barbs & jokes. I teased the hell outta him for his badmitton players at the border swatting down my nukes. Damn, he was hard to hit. This round, I got 2 guys on their last legs about to pack it, and I still have enough WC to go another month. I kinda [b]like[/b] being in the 'Mighty Mouse Brigade'.

[quote name='Lincongrad' timestamp='1343891116' post='3017782'] I could have sworn we did. [/quote] Linc, this is [b]CYBERNATIONS[/b] where, no matter what you did yesterday (or even 10 minutes ago), the current question is [b]always[/b] 'What have you done [b]lately??[/b]'

[quote name='Schattenmann' timestamp='1343618576' post='3016889'] Brother, do you know who you're talking to? Did you miss my name in the logs, or are you just ignoring it for the sake of your "outside party" argument? I invented "grey" during that war. http://cybernations.wikia.com/wiki/The_Shadow_Conspiracy and and it was beautiful, and I would've got away with it, too, if it weren't for that meddling Nintenderek. [/quote] o7 Browncoats. Damn, them were the days, when we were young(er) and handsomer. Not to mention, full tilt bull moose [b]CRAZIER[/b].

[quote name='Scorponok' timestamp='1343608663' post='3016842'] Youve been an old fart for the last 5 years you can't possibly get any older . I'm sure you're enjoying the attention, you did used to like war back in the day. Hopefully GATO declaring will force this front to a close if not I wish my friends in GATO all the best. Casaulties are good. [/quote] I still do like war. That hasn't changed. What I'm startin to hate is goin through the hassles of rebuilding.

Yup. Fashionably late. Lemme finish catching my breath after 4 rounds & I'll get back on the dance floor. Us old farts DO need a breather now & again...

[quote name='Rebel Virginia' timestamp='1340603927' post='2995561'] [color="#0000FF"]Who, Flonker and his little monkey? Flonker's single greatest accomplishment is leading an alliance so miserable that it was forced to merge into your miserable alliance. I on the other hand am the redoubtable Rebel Virginia. I am a champion for justice, and my honor is above reproach. I led the NPO in its war against the Alaskan Border Patrol, and within hours the foe was completely destroyed. I was part of the Ivan Moldavi's staff during his viceroyalty over ONOS, preventing any chance of their recovery. I was their Director of Intelligence, and the one who made it the operation that it is today. I was invaluable to NSO's foreign affairs team, and it was by my shadow efforts that Legion was discarded by the few allies it had who matter. I am a more relevant than you will care to admit. Challenge me at your peril.[/color] [/quote] Blah blah blah blah blah. You're resting on what little reputation you managed to build way back in the Stone Age. What have you done lately, besides glom the credit for others' work? Have a glass of water, a Pamprin and a day at the spa.

[quote name='FreeMason' timestamp='1340602933' post='2995526'] Oh, come on. We all survived, didn't we? Well, all of us but Arb...Admin rest his nation... [/quote] Good point. Where'd you leave the vodka?

[quote name='FreeMason' timestamp='1340602397' post='2995500'] I'd love to, but while it is true that Flonker and I are joined at the hip, he has a much stronger will to live than I. Also, control over the arm which can currently reach our pistol. He doesn't trust me after our last little...ah...accident... [/quote] Of course I don't trust you. You made me drop my shot glass, and Justa's coke flew all over the room. Dipstick.

[quote name='Rebel Virginia' timestamp='1340601920' post='2995479'] [color="#0000FF"]Thank you. If you would be kind enough to take Flonker with you I would be doubly grateful. I will sleep much more soundly without your wailing.[/color] [/quote] Seriously, RV, you haven't been relevant in going on 5 years now. Try retirement. I'm enjoying it.