[I Wonder...]

I wonder what drug they put in Reese cups that make me want to eat the whole damn pack

The same chemical that the rest of the food industry puts into the food so that you don't lose your appetite, and would eat more, therefore, spending more money. :tinfoil:

[Class in Context]

You sure do like to hear yourself talk...

[MY MOTHER RAN OVER MY CELL PHONE...]

XIFOSIS IS SOOO RITE I HAET MY 'RENTS CUZ DEY DO STUPID STUFF.

[Erm... did I read this right?]

"iClean honored the terms" sounds awfully like an answer to me.

And in any case, it's none of your business. This grudge is ancient history, so let it go.

[Erm... did I read this right?]

Yes, iClean and ACV defied the terms. You've figured it out. Here's a cookie.

[Loyal Farketariat, Unite!]

Splitters!

[Ants and updates]

I definitely agree with you on the ant issue. That seems to be what most of the blogs so far are, and most of them are so similar where it's already borderline stale.

You guys definitely don't know Farkers too well. They thrive on stale jokes. Plus, I find them pretty funny

Sorry Bob, not adding anything worthwhile to your blog here. I'll back out of it now.

[Welcome to Gopher's Blog]

I hope you do stick with this blog. It'll be one of the most useful blogs, just like the Amazing Sanction Race thread is one of the most useful threads.

[Someone tell me I'm special :(]

Oh yeah, you should watch out for #7. He's one of the really old ants, so he'll throw crumbs at you and tell you to stay off of his tunnel's dirt.

[I'm Not Crazy]

Don't listen to them talk about your antenna. The Queen created us all in her image, so she must've designed you specifically to stand out. Or you can do what #1647 said about seeking out one of those magical leaves that gives your antennas an extra legging.