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[quote name='Timeline' timestamp='1325549644' post='2891013']I have to ask how many of IRON's so called allies would be willing to support IRON, if IRON found themselves on the losing end of a war such as when IRON, TOP & Co attacked C&G ?[/quote] I'm assuming you were around for the BiPolar War, so I'm just wondering if you had your head up your #$% for the conflict? Let's just say that Valhalla was far from the only ally of IRON to support them in what we knew would be a losing war by the time ^&*( actually hit the fan.

Somehow Jacapo as the Minister of Foreign Affairs just doesn't seem a wise choice to me...

This just goes to show why it takes more talent to trip and fall than it does to write a haiku.

[quote name='Aloop' timestamp='1325032362' post='2887637'] quote[/quote] If I recall correctly, I won all 4 defensive GA's against the two GOD guys that were supposed to be blitzing me (you were one). Not only that, but I interuppted many other of your GAs and won a significant amount considering you were 10k higher NS then me. So sure, I was taking on 5 wars and that caused me a lot of damage. But to say that I didn't bring you down with me is a boldfaced lie. I'm sure there are other Valhallans whose war tactics you can nitpick here and there, but for every Valhallan mistake you can find, I can find 3 in the GOD and even RIA opponents I've had. I've fought a 65k NS nation with a 3 mil warchest, I've fought a GOD nation who continously tried to spy away tanks day after day. Get off your high horse and look at the stats. GOD is descending steadily into irrelevance.

[img]http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/1988/godprop.png[/img]

[quote name='Schattenmann' timestamp='1323976631' post='2879005']Wouldn't you get stoned to death if you $%&@ed a mom that is a prostitute? [/quote] No, Sharia is very tolerant. [size="1"]Unless you're a female that's done nothing wrong.[/size] Anyways, it seems like threads like these never work out so well for the OP.

Muhammad was a murderer and terrorist. That being said, RIA is still a terrible alliance.

Rotavele, you better cool your insults or elder you'll wand up in a deathly situation between a resurrection stone and a hard place.

Happy Birthday, Olympus! I have to give my own shout-out to QH. You were always a great mentor to me during my initial terms as Chancellor and you've always been someone I've enjoyed chatting with. Also, shoutouts to Pansy, Buffy, and Havamil. o/ Olympus

[quote name='Jacuns' timestamp='1323285524' post='2867496'] The awkward moment when this guy doesn't realize Sparta has no reason to be crossed out of the picture......I'm pretty sure the 501st didn't destroy the Jedi temple and then everyone said "Yep the Clone Troopers are out of this war" lol dude come on I mean I knew BAPS as full of complete and utter geniuses but I mean that's stupid even coming from a BAPS member. [/quote] Let's not forget how much trouble you guys had with Exodus last war. Now you're facing BAPS and Olympus who's military ability puts you to shame. Good thing you called in back up. It takes [s]humility[/s] cowardice to realize you're in over your head when you largely outnumber an opponent, and thus you need an alliance like GO to help you out. It's just a shame your members have to suffer under your care and never even reach half of their true ability under your incredibly military leadership. Bravo, Sparta. Bravo!

I'd say good luck but you'll need more than luck against OLY and BAPS. I also won't say it cause I'm not fond of paper tigers.

I think that was the first blitz where I gained more money than the value of pixels lost. god seems mortal compared to ODIN.

An excellently composed piece, RV. I always thought that SF's ineptitude would do them in. No outside force required. :v

Welcome to the field Olympians and BAPSters. Our tents are always open for some post-battle drinking and merriment.

Welcome to the battlefield, TLR! I enjoyed your declaration.

[i]How To Lose a War in 10 Days[/i] by Hyperonic

[quote name='Hyperonic' timestamp='1323120689' post='2864028']He must be saving his cruise missiles like I do. I always keep 50 stocked. Saves a lot of money. [/quote] Could you provide some figures on how it saves a lot of money? Cause I'm pretty sure whether you buy 50 before-hand or as you go, each cruise missile still costs 20,000 (base cost without factoring modifiers). I can see now why RIA managed to [i]lose[/i] NS the first night of war.

[quote name='James Dahl' timestamp='1323112485' post='2863852'] Excuse me this is a thread for RIA and NoR, go get your own [/quote] No, no, you are mistaken. This thread is for nations over 40k NS. I'm afraid you don't qualify (This is awkward...) [size="1"]It's not as fun when I actually don't have any personal dislike of you.[/size]

Maybe if the spirit moves me, I'll work on a Fark-NPO piece. But I don't have the same emotional attachment that gets the juices flowing as with Polaris or RIA for that matter.

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A most exquisite war declaration. To war! Ride on, brothers!

Who needs Photoshop when you have MS Paint: [img]http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/7607/polarpropaganda.png[/img] Sig Size if you're feeling daring: [img]http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/4497/polarsig.png[/img]

[quote name='Mogar' timestamp='1322979046' post='2861835'] better to pick your battle than let your opponent pick for you. [/quote] We did pick your battle for you.

Nothing beats propaganda that you don't have to draw in Paint: This is for a 60k RIA nation: [quote]You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Beefmonger. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Desired Religion: Confucianism Desired Government: Democracy Threat Level: Severe Tax Rate: 30% Number of Spies: 800 Last Nuke Purchase: 12/3/2011 2:51:32 AM Last Wonder Purchase: 12/3/2011 [size="4"][b]Total Money: $2,651,209[/b][/size] Technology: 4,190.01 Levels Last Bill Payment: 12/3/2011 2:48:10 AM Trade Partners: Ravenwood, SouthernCross, Britannic Empire, Jenne, Realm of Mpire Secret Aid Sent To: None Total Aircraft: 0 Aircraft Fighter Strength: 0 Aircraft Bomber Strength: 0 Navy Purchases Today: 0 Navy Vessels: Corvettes: 0 Landing Ships: 0 Battleships: 5 Cruisers: 0 Frigates: 0 Destroyers: 0 Submarines: 0 Aircraft Carriers: 1 Although the mission was a success your spies were caught, 20 spies were killed, and your identity has been publicly revealed.[/quote]

What honorable peace terms.