UberSpion

[quote name='AlmightyGrub' timestamp='1295992951' post='2600989'] AirMe, I like you, but I was always right and there is no convincing me otherwise. Archon rocks when he chooses to, the rest (with few exceptions) are just a rabble of pimple faced kids taking the piss out of whatever they choose. The current attitude is the same attitude they have always held, they are what they are. [/quote] [quote name='AirMe' timestamp='1295993113' post='2600997'] I like you too, however even when you have been blatantly wrong you have thought you were right. But hey, by making those generalizations it just makes you as bad as you claim they are. [/quote] [b][color="#800080"][font="Comic Sans MS"]So who is nuking and who is receiving?[/font][/color][/b]

[quote name='Schattenmann' timestamp='1295977785' post='2600473'] Aw, come on, Uber. ROFL was so lame that when we merged into Purge you left. [/quote] [b][color="#800080"][font="Comic Sans MS"]You guys were cool, I mean... You had nintenderek.... [/font][/color][/b]

[b][color="#800080"][font="Comic Sans MS"]Like I said in the other thread.... well this is embarrassing[/font][/color][/b]

[quote name='Schattenmann' timestamp='1295936193' post='2599111'] I personally went to some pretty lame alliances after that war, [/quote] [b][color="#800080"][font="Comic Sans MS"]I resent this comment. [/font][/color][/b]

[quote name='TheNeverender' timestamp='1295928088' post='2597854'] [center][img]http://imgur.com/iVphG.jpg[/img][/center] The [b]New Polar Order[/b] and her myriad allies have [b]gone to great lengths[/b] to protect a single alliance from damage in this latest global calamity. Rather than putting forth a maximal effort in what was perceived [b]to be a losing effort[/b] from the onset, these alliances have conspired to take the beating so that their flagship alliance can remain strong and resolute. Of particular note is the valorious [b]Legion[/b], whose mutual defense pact with the New Polar Order [b]remains untapped[/b]. Perhaps [b]it is a hope for a return to[/b] past 'glory.' Subservience suited them well throughout much of [b]their existence[/b], so this is [b]not[/b] a [b]particularly surprising[/b] strategy. I was asked in particular to pay great heed to the efforts of the Siberian Tiger Alliance in this regard, masterfully positioning alliances in a way to protect the core. The alliance they shield, the alliance they cling to, and the alliance to which they entrust their safety and prosperity - The New Pacific Order. [b] We cannot allow[/b] any chance of a return to power by [b]the New Pacific Order[/b]. For years they ruled with an iron fist. They engineered [b]a [/b]multitude of first strike "curbstomps," the most grossly abusive among them being the glibly named Woodstock Masscre against the Green Protection Agency. Never one to face an enemy with an even [b]remote chance of victory[/b], and always one to beat on the weak and the vulnerable, the New Pacific Order was a true master of the first strike attack. They could not only beat down the weak, but they had maneuvered the politics of the day such that they could do so with impunity. [b]Recently, the Order of the Paradox[/b] tried a first strike as a gambit against the Complaints and Grievances Union. The [b]attack, a clinic[/b] in military skill and precision, was doomed only due to politics. While they showed infinitely more bravery than the New Pacific Order, in attacking a foe with military skill and a reasonable relative strength, they also taught a great lesson. A first strike is not deplorable when against a foe of strength, but one must make sure their political situation is unassailable before doing so. Or, perhaps it is even more simple than that. Maybe it's just a matter of loathing. Maybe it is because we believe that Everything. Must. Die. Maybe it is because we think you deserve to burn. It doesn't actually matter. [b]Whatever reason[/b] we decided to state, [b]our foes[/b] would take their own, [b]believe it[/b], and attempt to spin it to their benefit. I welcome them to try. I wish them good luck, even, for they will surely need it. As for us? We always hear people saying "Do something about it!" with great bravado, so how about this? [b]The Combined Forces of Doomhouse hereby declare war upon the New Pacific Order.[/b] [/quote] [b][color="#800080"][font="Comic Sans MS"] Very well written. My hats off to you fine gentlemen. Also, fixed.. I condemn TOP and their evil attack on such a innocent clinic [/font][/color][/b]

[b][color="#800080"][font="Comic Sans MS"]Well this is embarrassing[/font][/color][/b]

[color="#800080"][font="Comic Sans MS"]I would like say that the glorious admin is kind in his gentle gift. It is comforting to know he's tackling the big issues like taunting [s]and turtling[/s][/font][/color]

[quote name='ChairmanHal' timestamp='1295471067' post='2584234'] It's almost like UPN and USN are following a plan and you simply aren't getting it... ...nahhhh that can't be true, can it? [/quote] [color="#800080"][font="Comic Sans MS"]Hal I completely see what you are trying to say. Their elite nations obviously only required the minimum amount of soldiers to defend their nations, in times of war, as they are super soldiers specially scripted by admin for those epic enough to obtain them. Read me like a book... Why didn't I think of this sooner... [/font][/color]

[quote name='rsoxbronco1' timestamp='1295470776' post='2584226'] Hi Uberrrr [/quote] [font="Comic Sans MS"][color="#800080"]iFOK appreciates your continued support to the alliance and the continued epic manlove that we enjoy.[/color][/font]

[color="#800080"][b][size="6"][font="Arial Black"][center]iFOK State of the Alliance.[/center][/font][/size][/b][/color] [center] [img]http://images.wikia.com/cybernations/images/1/17/IFOKWarFlag.gif[/img][/center] [size="4"][font="Comic Sans MS"] [color="#800080"]Coming to you live from the glowing nation of DailyValtrex.... From the blistering heat and gentle fallout it pains me to say that we are in troubled times that could last for a lifetime. iFOK and its allies continue to wage their war against the New Polar Order and her Allies. Although when thinking about it, how "New" is the "New Polar Order." It's been what? 5+ years now of their declaration of recent geographical opposite order. I digress The initial conflict was seen as a must in defense of our allies, but now with the strategic excellence radiating from NpO's allies in their recent attacks have caused much upheaval within Pandora, and iFOK itself. The masterfully commanded update blitz from UPN was seen as a monumental turn for the worst for iFOK and Friends; as within hours their blitz already took the form of a special forces like team of a dozen nations, unmercifully attacking without regard for their own safety. [s]Thankfully they recognized the clause in their constitution that states: "No member is to attack any other Purple nation, unless in defense of their own nation or the Alliance."[/s] The private channels erupted in a bellowing commotion of both fear and uncertainty for the future. Meetings have already begun in preparation for our possible withdrawal from the conflict due to the overbearing heat received from the skillful application, and chess like performance of UPN. We are in complete disarray after seeing that the United [s]States Navy[/s] Sovereign Nations joined the fight. They made a most excellent sacrifice for their ally UPN by committing [s]their entire alliance[/s] 18 nations to the war.. [s]Unlike UPN's elite forces composing of maybe 20 nations total.[/s] Forming the same gorilla like strategy as UPN. We at iFOK look outward to the community for support in these troubled times. We can only commend our current enemy combatants on their excellent strategy and their leaky faucet like commitment to the war. We all hope in iFOK, that our possible disbandment will not be met with shame or deemed undeserving. Therefore I open this thread for the support of iFOK and her Allies during these troubled times. Please feel free to leave encouraging words and thoughts in this thread. Good Luck and Admin Bless Cybernations. Signed, /Uber Post Master General of iFOK[/color][/font][/size] p.s. comic sans ftw

o/ iFOK I am UberSpion, and I support this message

[quote name='rrkilledme' timestamp='1284397401' post='2452416'] Not to be a bug, I'm no fan of NATO... but did you just slam an alliance for something they did 3 years ago? [/quote] welcome

I voted ODN just because i found it hilarious that they were on the list to begin with.

Legion, UPN, Echelon... I'm surprised Echelon hasn't failed harder through all this

[quote name='rsoxbronco1' timestamp='1284359013' post='2452066'] Definitely Zero Hour. They actually looked like they were going to succeed right up until the end. Of course they left us with the kind of parting gift that makes a stripper in a cake look underwhelming so I'll forgive them for falling apart. EDIT: Forgot to mention that bigwoody, londo, mhawk, AUT, kzop, and a couple others gave me great laughs in this topic. 1 full week of sweet retribution for a whole history of crap: has there ever been a better present to wake up to on Christmas warning? [/quote] i don't even get a honorable mention... no entertainment factor included in the decision making?

[quote name='supercoolyellow' timestamp='1282076444' post='2420148'] Please, I think it would help out quite a bit. [/quote] “The world today doesn't make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do?”

Cybergins, I come to you from the doldrums of inactivity and present to you a dialog of ramblings. A regurgitation of thoughts. Barbra Streisand oooohooohooooohooooohooo hoooohoooooooo I feel that my generation of cybergins, while not the oldest or wise, have gone astray from their original intentions. They have descended into a dark dark place. A place that provides no enjoyment or laughter. All laughter is met with tears of persecution. A perpetual chafing of the epidermis of humor. Duck Sauce oooohooohooooohooooohooo hoooohoooooooo This that I speak of is a culture, a presence that provides fear and as it has proven before, is a catalysis for complete failure. Why do we sit blindly and allow this to continue? However they classify themselves in the political spectrum, the persecution is all the same. We have all the same drama from all the same people it seems. Why? Barbra Streisand oooohooohooooohooooohooo hoooohoooooooo I believe it's time that we JDGAF. We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in the interwebs, we shall fight on the forums and in irc, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the pixels, we shall defend our ideals, whatever the cost may be, we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this ideal or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the updates, armed and guarded by the positive mental attitude, would carry on the struggle, until, in Admin's good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old. Barbra Streisand oooohooohooooohooooohooo hoooohoooooooo [img]http://chzderp.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/whargarbl_sm.gif?w=200[/img]

Good game guys, was fun while it lasted. Sad to see the extremely brilliant and masterful TBB outplayed CN again.

CedricAuguste has accepted my request for him to join A3 http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=391152 A3 is ready to go it seems.

Sign me up for A3, Spicy Fish here...

[img]http://www.morbidpenguin.com/imgbrowz0r/images/gifs/McQueen_What.gif[/img] congrats?

[quote name='Ejayrazz' date='08 March 2010 - 10:02 PM' timestamp='1268104015' post='2218736'] Aye, they wasted your time, not me. You're here like me, if I am wasting your time, you're wasting mine. @Denial [img]http://cbullitt.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/crying-baby_medium.jpg[/img] God* Keep going, really. [/quote] Wiley Cyrus - Party In The Interwebs I hopped off the skype call with a dream and my laptop welcome to the land of troll excess, (woah) am I gonna fit in? Jumped in the irc channel, Here I am for the first time Look to the right and I see the mouth love This is all so crazy Everybody seems so famous My tummys turnin and I'm feelin kinda sick Too much pressure and I'm nervous, That's when bros turned on the radio and a ejayrazz song was on and the ejayrazz song was on and the ejayrazz song was on CHORUS: So I put my hands up They're playing my song, And the butterflys fly away Noddin' my head like mouth love Moving my hips like mouth love And I got my hands up, They're playin my song I know I'm gonna be ok Yeah, It's a party in the interwebs Yeah, It's a party in the interwebs Get to the laptop in my manzeer Everybody's lookin at me now Like “whos that dude, thats rockin' a bra?" Shim gotta be from out of town” So hard with my epossie not around me Its definitely not a \m/ party Cause' all I see are stilletos I guess I didn't read the thread My tummys turnin and I'm feelin kinda sick Too much pressure and I'm nervous That's when bros dropped my favorite tune and a ejayrazz song was on and the ejayrazz song was on and the ejayrazz song was on e-thug for life yo... also NUTS

[quote name='Redneck' date='04 February 2010 - 02:55 PM' timestamp='1265313315' post='2159215'] Another fan of dan's wonderful diplomatic skills i see? we should start a fan club/kill his infra club....... [/quote] He's had a fan club since his days in GOLD. If only Titinius still played cn..

Dan2680, can you declare war on me so i can bully your pixels around finally...

Ah Texas, such a diverse Republic. If you aren't in a cult or live in a compound, you are doing it wrong. Happeh Burfdeh