Open Source Alliance Announcement
Brought to you by: UberSpion
Welcome Cybergins,
I feel that Comic Sans MS isn't used enough in these forums so I must go about taking advantage of this font like it was a fine wine. I might even use clipart... HOLD ON TO YOUR PIXELS!
I come to you with a little update from OSA, specifically from UberSpion's eyes. I've been absent recently from the circles of politikin, but have been brought back to the game from the recent lulz that is this last "war." I must say, well played. I mean you guys took playing a game that takes five minutes tops, to a whole new level... by not really playing the "actual" game at all. Not enough pixels were sacrificed to call this a war, and to declare war and not lose a single pixel just makes me sad. I think when me and Drai nuked each other, we lost more pixels then some sanctioned alliances lost this entire war. Well done!
4srs, good job.
Currently, OSA's nation building program is masterfully executed by our MoET (Nolíshiwan, agent509). Our nuclear capability is impressive with nearly half of our close group being capable. Externally 2009 showed us exactly what we were expecting. Near Nothing. Our bonds with Ronin keep growing stronger, this friendship based relationship is exposing many new revelations to us. Accordingly, we will continue to only form bonds with Alliances that we are willing to burn for, unlike what we have been seeing lately from other alliances. I know mhawk has butchered the real meaning of "honorable" but I must say that our allies are top notch, and with this recent activity, OSA and I felt secured and surrounded by good folk. Friends were at our shoulders, side by side, ready to march if the call came. I cannot say enough about our Ministry of Defense (Teh Pimp and Chronopolice), keeping those nations not following the boring mundane stalemate that ended like a sequel movie (exciting at first, but then the same lame one liners, and not enough new material) and updated everyone accordingly. Orders were dispatched swiftly with a slight premature "burst" from Hisk of Ronin, who due to an exorbitant amount of boring politics decided to unleash his load of pent up frustrations all over our Senior Envoy Victius. This mess was contained thankfully and the loss of pixels were much like this war. Near none.
As you can see from Exhibit A.
Exhibit B shows our steady growth and awesome pixels.
If anyone would like to contribute to the burning of our pixels or would like to congratulate us on getting closer to sanction, please contact OSA at www.theopensourcealliance.com
I appreciate your attention and I hope everyone enjoyed their holidays and didn't make a new years resolution for more pixels... Hopefully those kids looking for their hood find it soon, because this is getting ridiculous, no one in the e-getto have an e-iphone? Maybe a bedazzled sidekick or something?
Yours Truly,
UberSpion of the Open Source Alliance