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UberSpion

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  1. Airme, will you have my cyber children? o/ Ronin Good jobs and such! PROTECTION CLAUSE!? Why do you need protection when you are covered by my shining personality?
  2. Jack! How dare you replace my avatar-o-awesome! get out sir before I declare war, then go into peace mode, and then give you white peace even thought there was already peace and no real war. Many a great things to come between Genesis and OSA, I look forward to it! switched flags to the new awesome one
  3. why did the first 4 words blow my mind... also fixed...
  4. Yo Nemhauser! Long time no see! fixed, thanks for pointing that out, forgot "the"
  5. Open Source Alliance Announcement Brought to you by: UberSpion Welcome Cybergins, I feel that Comic Sans MS isn't used enough in these forums so I must go about taking advantage of this font like it was a fine wine. I might even use clipart... HOLD ON TO YOUR PIXELS! I come to you with a little update from OSA, specifically from UberSpion's eyes. I've been absent recently from the circles of politikin, but have been brought back to the game from the recent lulz that is this last "war." I must say, well played. I mean you guys took playing a game that takes five minutes tops, to a whole new level... by not really playing the "actual" game at all. Not enough pixels were sacrificed to call this a war, and to declare war and not lose a single pixel just makes me sad. I think when me and Drai nuked each other, we lost more pixels then some sanctioned alliances lost this entire war. Well done! 4srs, good job. Currently, OSA's nation building program is masterfully executed by our MoET (Nolíshiwan, agent509). Our nuclear capability is impressive with nearly half of our close group being capable. Externally 2009 showed us exactly what we were expecting. Near Nothing. Our bonds with Ronin keep growing stronger, this friendship based relationship is exposing many new revelations to us. Accordingly, we will continue to only form bonds with Alliances that we are willing to burn for, unlike what we have been seeing lately from other alliances. I know mhawk has butchered the real meaning of "honorable" but I must say that our allies are top notch, and with this recent activity, OSA and I felt secured and surrounded by good folk. Friends were at our shoulders, side by side, ready to march if the call came. I cannot say enough about our Ministry of Defense (Teh Pimp and Chronopolice), keeping those nations not following the boring mundane stalemate that ended like a sequel movie (exciting at first, but then the same lame one liners, and not enough new material) and updated everyone accordingly. Orders were dispatched swiftly with a slight premature "burst" from Hisk of Ronin, who due to an exorbitant amount of boring politics decided to unleash his load of pent up frustrations all over our Senior Envoy Victius. This mess was contained thankfully and the loss of pixels were much like this war. Near none. As you can see from Exhibit A. Exhibit B shows our steady growth and awesome pixels. If anyone would like to contribute to the burning of our pixels or would like to congratulate us on getting closer to sanction, please contact OSA at www.theopensourcealliance.com I appreciate your attention and I hope everyone enjoyed their holidays and didn't make a new years resolution for more pixels... Hopefully those kids looking for their hood find it soon, because this is getting ridiculous, no one in the e-getto have an e-iphone? Maybe a bedazzled sidekick or something? Yours Truly, UberSpion of the Open Source Alliance
  6. nobody? I'm fairly sure people like myself, that were in the Unjust Path, enjoyed it immensely.
  7. Is Valhalla suppose to be the convict crew that tarred the plate factory roof in the spring of forty-nine wound up sitting in a row at ten o'clock in the morning drinking icy cold, Bohemia-style beer, courtesy of the hardest screw that ever walked a turn at Shawshank State Prison? all o/ the war of pixels! and o/ bob sanders for he knows not what he does!
  8. I remember talking to Hoo about creating a lulz alliance, I couldn't get him to support it in any way. hmmm interesting developments.
  9. it is almost upon us

  10. Hail AirMe Hail AirMe Hail AirMe please don't hurt meh pixels! o/ OSA, i look forward to working with the horrendous government that rules the sources of openness
  11. wouldn't be the first time... good luck all
  12. o/ Ronin! Let me just say that it is a pleasure to continue to support Ronin in whatever sort of capacity required or available from myself. I look forward to 50 days, and 100 days, then losing our virginity, and then graduating middle school... Epic indeed.
  13. OBM ftw, enjoy the trip mhawk.. you ebil ole bastig you
  14. So it's going to cost me more to send my spicy fish fueled rockets to mars? All this tech I've been buying is only going to penalize me?
  15. These are the key points to this thread. Spot on gents.. Spot on..
  16. as much as my loins tell me not too, I have to agree with you. PC wasn't the only alliance under TPF protection that was treated as such. I hate to pull this card, but the former alliance Purge is a prime example of this. Under protection of TPF, was going to merge with some other alliances outside of OPP, TPF not only stopped it, crushed it, viceroy'ed it, attacked the gov members, destroyed their own protected alliance, tech raided it even... TPF was appalling then, and is appalling now.
  17. While an excellent read, I would have to say that the person you are quoting is the same guy that posted this gem... #1 rule in CN is to not let the past be forgotten.. I wouldn't really take it for a grain of salt, sadly the nubile nations that haven't found their historical mate will read it as truth. So keep spreading the good word.
  18. Any thread with Bob Sanders actively posting is a hilarious thread indeed
  19. Stumpy, I e-hate you... You are a monster... You destroyed TDSM8 and \m/
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