A GRAND ANNOUNCEMENT
We, the enlightened men and women of Iunctus, are a proud but modest people. We do not often pollute this venue with our boastings and cries for acknowledgement. However, there are a few things we would like to share with you now.
One year and one day ago, guided by the vision of tehChad4610 of Wickistan, a mere handful of friends and survivors banded together to form our alliance. We are one year old!
Our chances did not look great in those early days. We did not have the large numbers or the pre-existing framework or the high profile that other new alliances enjoy. Slowly but surely, though, others joined us in our vision. We worked to help our compatriots become more developed and civilized. Through times of war and times of peace, and after several challenges and losses that kept us around that elusive barrier, we now feel confident to say that we have achieved an arbitrary size:
Not all news is so happy. Within the past few weeks, our noble Founding Father, Chad Himself, has vanished from this world. We are baffled and alarmed that such a thing can happen, and wonder who could be next.
But despite these suspicious circumstances and the mad power struggle that followed, now is a time for looking to the future. With that spirit, we have reorganized our leadership and governing policies.
I am pleased to introduce our new government:
Triumvurate
Praetor
Thank you all for helping to bring us to this day. Thank you to our steadfast allies and noble foes. Most of all, thank you and congratulations to fellow citizens of Iunctus of the present, the past, and those yet to arrive. We are sure to remain mostly inconspicuous for ages to come.
Hail or something!
For Iunctus,
SammyKhalifa of Largeblackdot.