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Oh yes, scary indeed. But after I've had my daily ration of $@ and Coffee. Before that i'm just downright uninspired.

As Emperor of the Empire of the Prism Protection Front, I frown upon your shennanigans.

I am severely disappointed no one has mentioned #Farkistan yet. I feel I have failed in my drunken ramblings about gay sex and how awesome it is. I shall rectify this flaccid situations with a boldly engorged rant about mangina. Penis.

But you suck... Anywho, I feel I would make a better viceroy than anyone on that list. With my extensive experience as Emperor of th Empire of the Prism Protection Front, I feel I can steer the NPO to a brighter future and into an unprecedented age of military dominance.

I voted for Mykep, because he is an upstanding citizen of planet bob. But then I voted hakai, because I could.

Damn, so that's the rest of what happened. Interesting read, as I was out of Fark's intelligence about midway between step 2 and 3.

Norton would make a fantastic Viceory. The mandatory Zebra Farms would do wonders to the Pacifican economy.

As my Royal Consort, I must ask you to refrain from posting in this thread. Important diplomatic happeneings are afoot.

I'm sorry, but Fark has a copyright on using recipies as snarky comments. /still wants that orange chicken recipie. //Yay slashies

The Greenlights have been harder and harder to get, attracting fewer and fewer players. Having joined during both the Great Greenlight, and Greenlight 2.0, while experiencing Greenlight 3.0 from within Fark, the most you can expect from a green light next year (If there is one) is at most between 10-20 new, permananent members, with maybe 2-3 that will leave Fark to join other alliances. The best bet for large intake is word of mouth campaigns, trawling politic forums with prepared spam messages high lighting the Grand Campaign politic aspects of this game, and linking on the comments pages of news web sites. Although this will bring in a great deal of riff raff and those of not so great intelligence, it does put a little bit more meat on the bones of alliances with capable leaders.

Male, 18-21, Midwest US, Homosexual, Other(LaVey Satanist), Unmarried + College.

Good night, Ochocinco. There are many Farkers who fell in love with Umbrella because of you, and want to make love to your face.

As the Emperor of the Prism Protection Front, I believe you are a blithering fool. How ever, I am prepared to offer to a position in my alliance, a position of some power. Are you interested?

Fark then the Empire of the PPF.

Thank you for the story. I had always wondered about the the inner workings of the TSO situation, and why you had left.

Yes, I am very sorry for the confusion. I have since edited my post to make it more viewable by the general populace.

As i'm sure you may have noticed, I have addressed the Empires code of conduct towards the Prism Protection Front, and I feel it is more than adequate in addressing most concerns.

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Empire of the Prism Protection Front By Imperial Decree of His Eternal Excellence, Emperor Atanatar Alcarin II The Clause of Holy Formation The below details the Imperial Decree that creates the Empire of the Prism Protection Front Article 1: Membership of the Empire All members are to present them selves to the Eternal Emperor for admittance into his Holy Demense. The Emperor does not recognize persons to be grandfathered in should they have claimed to be members of the Empire of the Prism Protection Front prior to this Imperial Decree. All members of the Empire of the Prism Protection Front must wear the tag of PPF for identification. Article 2: Governance of the Empire The Emperor reserves the right to create any office of authority that may benefit the function of the Empire. In the absence of of a sitting Advisor of any office of of authority, it is assumed that the Emperor is acting as said Advisor. Article 3: Alliances of the Protection Front The Emperor recognizes the existance of the Prism Protection Front as a seperate and sovreign entity. All members claiming to be members of the Empire and actual members of the Empire must so the utmost respect and admiration to members of the Prism Protection Front. Article 4: Amendment of the Imperial Decree The Emperor reserves the right to change the Imperial Decree in any fashion what so ever. The Emperor reserves the right to empower any person he so pleases with the right to change the Imperial Decree. Signed, His Imperial Excellency, Lord of the Koala Bears, Defender of the Downtrodden, and Master of the Realms of the Empire of the Prism Protection Front, Emperor Atanatar Alcarin II The Empire of the Prism Protection Front has no forums, nor formal IRC channel. Thank you for your understanding.

Join us in prayer for the patron saint of Fark war, theBlitz Our father, who art theBlitz, hallowed be thy name, thy Farkdom come, thy will be done, on bob as it is on fark. give us this day our greenlight and forgive us our rogues, as we nuke those who rogue on us. and lead us not into the OWF, but deliver us from Slayer. for thine is the kingdom, and the beer, and the bacon, for ever and ever. Boobies.

actually rota, we kinda did. it was our warcry during the holy war. Suck it, GOONS.

not a joke thread. btw adrian, have your calc ready for update

Even I love Fark after a year of service! Disliking it means you're a commie pinko

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oh, you noticed? we switched to high def photography for all our naughty bits shots