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Get thee to a punnery.


Aurion

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So, I decided to wholly subjectively rank some the lines people came up with last night.

Good ones:

I luft'd, I waffe'd.

What is this? I was just in my lebensraum watching soccer and get back to my pc to see this...

why would you wand to do this its just really a dumble door to open. Dracko i got all confundised here.

Yeah, I've found that a lot of people have been slytherin into this topic lately.

It's clear that this topic is making Xiphosis mad eyed and moody.

Chambers? Oh you mean the showers, silly! Down the hall and to the Right......have a gas.

This thread leaves a nastier taste in my mouth than polyjews potion.

Terrible ones:

Alright alright, we should probably stop. We're running out of clever jokes anne frankly this thread is probably going to get invaded by some very upset fellows.

Maybe some sunshine in a can will help it BURN awhile longer :awesome:

Fark hess excellent announcements.

And last but not least, Schattenman had the best single post. Just because of the image.

Wouldn't normally post-mortem something that's still going, but it's gone the way of every other forum thread ever.

Tip of the hat to the people who made good ones. You are all terrible people, but terrible in a way that makes me laugh.

Wag of the finger to Xiph, SJ, and SF Austin. Those posts were bad and you should feel bad for making them.

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So, tell me why I'm wrong and Posts X, Y, and Z are clearly better than what's on here.

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If you insist. Two more groaners:

Sorry James Dahl, you have to be a lot quicker on the draw with us if you want in. When it comes to having fun we are the masters. Racing around complaining will do nothing for you.

I'm hoping these guys will just Ron away out of this thread. They've got the experience from this announcement.

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If you insist. Two more groaners:

Sorry James Dahl, you have to be a lot quicker on the draw with us if you want in. When it comes to having fun we are the masters. Racing around complaining will do nothing for you.
I'm hoping these guys will just Ron away out of this thread. They've got the experience from this announcement.

Definitely not my best work.

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"I did notsee that coming" was one of my favorites.

That "have a gas" line was just wrong though, the worst in the entire thread. I mean, not necessarily from a linguistic perspective, just that it was extremely tasteless.

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Pretty much everything in the thread fell under this, imo.

Really, it wouldn't be hard to argue that everything from the jokes to what prompted the thread to begin with were all in bad taste at the least. As a result, I think !@#$%*ing about <line> being offensive is a really freaking pointless argument.

In other words: Knock it off, please.

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"I did notsee that coming" was one of my favorites.That "have a gas" line was just wrong though, the worst in the entire thread. I mean, not necessarily from a linguistic perspective, just that it was extremely tasteless.

I happen to enjoy tasteless jokes, be gone

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