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My dear most esteemed peers and less than esteemed peers: the new year has conveniently brought some elections and government changes for us over here on our dinosaur infested island.

As it happens, here are the duly elected members of the Board for the January/February term:

Divine Proportion, Park Finances Director
Magister Agricolarum, Research and Development Director
Sareya, Park Security Director
Toynbee, Tourism and Advertising Director

And wrapping the whole thing off nicely is me, Bones Malone, as the new Chairman of The Lost World. The smarter than average bears out there should point out any number of things: 1) "[b]You're missing some important jobs there on that Board, like...[/b]" Yes, we're missing a couple of Board positions as there was no one running for those jobs. We'll handle it. 2) "[b]OH MY GOD WHERE IS SILVER I LOVE HER SO MUCH[/b]" I love her too. Silver Empress is not present on the Board this term as she has decided to take a little break. 3) "[b]Bones is in charge. Why is Bones in charge? This is stupid.[/b]" I love you too WickedJ.

As my first act as Chairman I suppose I have to appoint my Vice Chairman. This person will be a heartbeat (or bad burrito) away from leading the whole alliance, so I took all of ten seconds deciding who it should be. As it happens, I decided that Divine Proportion, trend-line-generator extraordinaire, will become Vice Chairman of DOOM. I guess she can't get enough of having me on top.

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My second act is to award the Chairman's Recognition Award for Special Service to Toynbee, for his unending efforts at recruitment and his all-around charming demeanor. Congratulations Toyn!

We've been quiet over here recently, tending to our beloved dinosaurs, working on ghost busting, building up our own nations, and slowly growing. We get by as best we can, sometimes people have to be sacrificed to keep the Utahraptors happy, and business goes along as usual. As my term lasts for six months I can assure you all that you'll be hearing from me a lot more. I have many responsibilities to nations in my own alliance, but I'm about to make a pledge to you, my most esteemed peers and less than esteemed peers. I pledge that with me in charge of The Lost World there will be at least 3% more opportunities for erection related humor. Seriously. My name is Bones. Have fun with that everyone.

Remember, we're friendly folk. Please feel free to stop by our [url="http://z3.invisionfree.com/TheLostWorld/index.php?"]forums (click)[/url] or our IRC channel, #lostworld on Coldfront. I'm open to entertaining the idea of answering any questions so feel free to ask them.

And now, as always, here is your dinosaur related humor brought to you today by [url="http://www.daisyowl.com"]Daisy Owl[/url] and the Industrial Revolution:
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[quote]As it happens, I decided that Divine Proportion, trend-line-generator extraordinaire, will become Vice Chairman of DOOM. I guess she can't get enough of having me on top.[/quote]

Now this is something I can... get behind. :awesome:

[i]*Silver Empress harumphs at Bones, then goes on temporary retirement, off into the wild blue yonder....[/i]


Edit: typos -_-'

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An award? Wow. Didn't even spot it on the private forum version. But then I was paying more attention to the recruitment shift that I'm in the midst of, right now! Thanks. Looking forward to garnering two deputies, and having them fight each other with broken pool cues for the privilege of sending my pre-written messages.

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[quote name='Silver Empress' timestamp='1294077066' post='2562059']
Now this is something I can... get behind. :awesome:
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I'm so proud of you.

[quote name='Jaymjaym' timestamp='1294078496' post='2562087']
[b]OH MY GOD WHERE IS SILVER I LOVE HER SO MUCH[/b]
[/quote]

[b]OH MY GOD WHERE IS SILVER I LOVE HER SO MUCH[/b]

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