Bones Malone Posted January 3, 2011 Report Share Posted January 3, 2011 [center][img]http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk25/DivineProportion1/niceflag.jpg[/img][/center] My dear most esteemed peers and less than esteemed peers: the new year has conveniently brought some elections and government changes for us over here on our dinosaur infested island. As it happens, here are the duly elected members of the Board for the January/February term: Divine Proportion, Park Finances Director Magister Agricolarum, Research and Development Director Sareya, Park Security Director Toynbee, Tourism and Advertising Director And wrapping the whole thing off nicely is me, Bones Malone, as the new Chairman of The Lost World. The smarter than average bears out there should point out any number of things: 1) "[b]You're missing some important jobs there on that Board, like...[/b]" Yes, we're missing a couple of Board positions as there was no one running for those jobs. We'll handle it. 2) "[b]OH MY GOD WHERE IS SILVER I LOVE HER SO MUCH[/b]" I love her too. Silver Empress is not present on the Board this term as she has decided to take a little break. 3) "[b]Bones is in charge. Why is Bones in charge? This is stupid.[/b]" I love you too WickedJ. As my first act as Chairman I suppose I have to appoint my Vice Chairman. This person will be a heartbeat (or bad burrito) away from leading the whole alliance, so I took all of ten seconds deciding who it should be. As it happens, I decided that Divine Proportion, trend-line-generator extraordinaire, will become Vice Chairman of DOOM. I guess she can't get enough of having me on top. [center][img]http://www.prodded.net/diversen/tLW/Awards/Specialservice.png[/img][/center] My second act is to award the Chairman's Recognition Award for Special Service to Toynbee, for his unending efforts at recruitment and his all-around charming demeanor. Congratulations Toyn! We've been quiet over here recently, tending to our beloved dinosaurs, working on ghost busting, building up our own nations, and slowly growing. We get by as best we can, sometimes people have to be sacrificed to keep the Utahraptors happy, and business goes along as usual. As my term lasts for six months I can assure you all that you'll be hearing from me a lot more. I have many responsibilities to nations in my own alliance, but I'm about to make a pledge to you, my most esteemed peers and less than esteemed peers. I pledge that with me in charge of The Lost World there will be at least 3% more opportunities for erection related humor. Seriously. My name is Bones. Have fun with that everyone. Remember, we're friendly folk. Please feel free to stop by our [url="http://z3.invisionfree.com/TheLostWorld/index.php?"]forums (click)[/url] or our IRC channel, #lostworld on Coldfront. I'm open to entertaining the idea of answering any questions so feel free to ask them. And now, as always, here is your dinosaur related humor brought to you today by [url="http://www.daisyowl.com"]Daisy Owl[/url] and the Industrial Revolution: [center][img]http://www.daisyowl.com/comic_images/104.gif[/img][/center] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thissstupid Posted January 3, 2011 Report Share Posted January 3, 2011 [quote] 3) "Bones is in charge. Why is Bones in charge? [b]This is stupid.[/b]" I love you too WickedJ.[/quote] Finally I get a call out in one of these things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Empress Posted January 3, 2011 Report Share Posted January 3, 2011 (edited) [quote]As it happens, I decided that Divine Proportion, trend-line-generator extraordinaire, will become Vice Chairman of DOOM. I guess she can't get enough of having me on top.[/quote] Now this is something I can... get behind. [i]*Silver Empress harumphs at Bones, then goes on temporary retirement, off into the wild blue yonder....[/i] Edit: typos ' Edited January 3, 2011 by Silver Empress Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Jaym Il Posted January 3, 2011 Report Share Posted January 3, 2011 [b]OH MY GOD WHERE IS SILVER I LOVE HER SO MUCH[/b] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyroman Posted January 3, 2011 Report Share Posted January 3, 2011 1000 Congratulations to the now doomed tLW, Bones is exactly who you need to drive you into the ground All kidding aside, that's one handsome gov lineup, good luck guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x8BitL0gic Posted January 3, 2011 Report Share Posted January 3, 2011 thus issues a new age for tlw. an age of all-night parties and free beer! <3 bones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keve69 Posted January 3, 2011 Report Share Posted January 3, 2011 (edited) Bones knows how I feel about him :terrible: To all the others congratz on the elections Edited January 3, 2011 by Keve69 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Empress Posted January 3, 2011 Report Share Posted January 3, 2011 (edited) Actually we are all doomed. Clearly. But there will be beer. And also Bones Malone cookies. Because if it ain't got bones.. It's not Bones Malone's. Edited January 3, 2011 by Silver Empress Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karl Peters Posted January 3, 2011 Report Share Posted January 3, 2011 Grats on the new gov! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoppistan Posted January 3, 2011 Report Share Posted January 3, 2011 (edited) Needs more Magister Agricolarum. A master of many positions (I've seen the pictures), one just isn't enough. Edited January 3, 2011 by Kzoppistan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Frontier Posted January 3, 2011 Report Share Posted January 3, 2011 Sorry Toyn, that award has already lost all meaning due to the fact that it's been awarded to me. It's like the Grammys now. :negativeman: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandellav Posted January 3, 2011 Report Share Posted January 3, 2011 Congratulations and may The Lost World prosper under it's new tyrannical leadership. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted January 3, 2011 Report Share Posted January 3, 2011 [quote]3) "Bones is in charge. Why is Bones in charge? This is stupid." I love you too WickedJ.[/quote] GET OUT OF MY HEAD! Also, when can i expect the rolling of Lost World..i'd kind of like to join for this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toynbee Posted January 3, 2011 Report Share Posted January 3, 2011 An award? Wow. Didn't even spot it on the private forum version. But then I was paying more attention to the recruitment shift that I'm in the midst of, right now! Thanks. Looking forward to garnering two deputies, and having them fight each other with broken pool cues for the privilege of sending my pre-written messages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abdur Posted January 3, 2011 Report Share Posted January 3, 2011 Congrats to tLW, and Toyn Also, Hai Bones. o/tLW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StealingPandas Posted January 3, 2011 Report Share Posted January 3, 2011 (edited) [quote name='Silver Empress' timestamp='1294085664' post='2562195'] Actually we are all doomed. Clearly. [/quote] You could say that we're all boned. Many congrats to my friend BONES Edited January 3, 2011 by StealingPandas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thissstupid Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 <&DivineProportion[tLW]> PS. Someone go mindlessly hail our thread: http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=96570 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkEra97 Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 [quote name='Silver Empress' timestamp='1294077066' post='2562059'] Now this is something I can... get behind. [/quote] I'm so proud of you. [quote name='Jaymjaym' timestamp='1294078496' post='2562087'] [b]OH MY GOD WHERE IS SILVER I LOVE HER SO MUCH[/b] [/quote] [b]OH MY GOD WHERE IS SILVER I LOVE HER SO MUCH[/b] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandler Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 [quote name='DarkEra97' timestamp='1294198957' post='2563895'] [b]OH MY GOD WHERE IS SILVER I LOVE HER SO MUCH[/b] [/quote] [b]OH MY GOD WHERE IS SILVER I LOVE HER SO MUCH[/b] o/ our allies in tLW on this new gov't team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biff Webster Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 Congratulations tLW. [ooc] Bring back Don Karnage [/ooc] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divine proportion Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 This announcement is terrible without real dinosaur comics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProdigyNL Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 In 6 months DP will run for Chairman, just to be able to post dinosaur pictures. Good luck everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 [quote name='divine proportion' timestamp='1294310759' post='2565716'] This announcement is terrible without real dinosaur comics. [/quote] so do something about it :iceburn: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Jaym Il Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 This gross breach of protocol must be corrected at once. [img]http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-1297.png[/img] I have spared your souls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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