AndyDe Posted September 15, 2012 Report Share Posted September 15, 2012 [center][img]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080121111143/cybernations/images/thumb/8/85/MHA_Small_Flag.gif/200px-MHA_Small_Flag.gif[/img][img]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111126165626/cybernations/images/thumb/4/48/GPFFlag.gif/250px-GPFFlag.gif[/img][/center] Prologue The Mostly Harmless Alliance (MHA) and The Global Protection Force GPF) come together to write some awful Vogon poetry in what they hope won’t be a one-hit wonder. Verse I: R.E.S.P.E.C.T. (Snapping of towels at each other may be prohibited.) Members of MHA and GPF will not engage in wars with each other, sanction each other, send spies (unless they are carrying Pangalactic Gargle Blasters), or aid nations at war with either alliance. MHA and GPF will avoid airing of dirty towels in public and try to resolve differences through the Vogon Council or other diplomatic channels. Rogues and/or violations of terms will be dealt with on a case-by-case basis, with potential for reparations. Verse II: Why can’t we be friends? (Don’t you, forget about me.) Diplomatic presence will be maintained in embassies on both boards and on IRC. MHA and GPF hopes to continue to build and strengthen relations and believes that while absence may make the heart grow fonder, presence makes the bond grow stronger. Verse III: Don’t… Let me be the last to know! (Global Towel Protection 24/7.) When GPF or MHA stumbles upon information that may be beneficial to each other (relating to alliance well-being), they will attempt to share the information reasonably as soon as possible. Verse V: Money, Money, Money! (You see me rolling, you hating? Gold plated globe and diamond studded towel.) GPF and MHA agree to help each other out with tech deals and trade circles. As part of building a secure Global economy, where everyone knows where their towel is. Chorus: War, huuh, What is it Good For? (Global Towel Protection 24/7.) MHA and GPF are at the hip when times are good and times are tough. During tough times (war) regardless who started what, MHA or GPF have the option to come to economic or military aid of each other. However, this assistance is completely optional. Bridge: Leaving on a Jet Plane (Starships, are meant to fly?) Violation(s) of the bad songs listed prior can result in the termination of this treaty. Alternately if either Alliance wishes to end this bad mixtape/poem, they may choose to put this ODP in the dumpster for any reason. After the dumpster service is notified to take out the trash, there is a 72 hours waiting period where all the songs from this treaty will be played on repeat and still be valid. Signed: Mostly Harmless Alliance: Triumvir: Julia Rose Vicious Triumvir: AndyDe Triumvir: FJ Global Protection Force Secretary-General: Cress Minister of Foreign Affairs: Markfrancos Minister of Finance: Conifist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IYIyTh Posted September 15, 2012 Report Share Posted September 15, 2012 Was there no fourth clause on purpose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
commanderragnar Posted September 15, 2012 Report Share Posted September 15, 2012 Congrats MHA and my friends in GPF also Haters gonna hate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADude Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 [quote name='commanderragnar' timestamp='1347753312' post='3030590'] Congrats MHA and my friends in GPF also Haters gonna hate. [/quote] Agreed. /proceeds to hate on it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swatch0 Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 Gratz to 2 awesome alliances! o/ GPF o/ MHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Buscemi Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 Congrats to a very peaceful alliance and GPF! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eff Jay Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 For the haters out there please feel free to query me on irc so i can add you to my ignore list. Thanks As for the treaty I hope it Lives Long and Prospers. <3 GPF \\//, Eff Jay~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingervites Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 (edited) Congrats GPF you got some really sexy allies, especially jrv But really, they are chill people congrats Edited September 16, 2012 by Gingervites Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auctor Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 GPF's flag is bigger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dre4mwe4ver Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 Favorite. Treaty. Text. Ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tehmina Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 O/ MHA O/ GPF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 This has been a long time in the making and im glad to see it become a reality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyner Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 Congrats GPF & MHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salsabeast1 Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 Congrats MHA. Nice looking treaty o/ MHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego18 Posted September 16, 2012 Report Share Posted September 16, 2012 Congratulations people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garion Posted September 17, 2012 Report Share Posted September 17, 2012 (edited) Congratulations to MHA in picking new friends GPF, looking forward to know you guys better [quote name='Auctor' timestamp='1347756822' post='3030604'] GPF's flag is bigger [/quote] I missed your posts Edited September 17, 2012 by Garion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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