Eff Jay

Congrats two treaties today so proud of you guys App! See We All love you App Nice Job Sparta.

Wooohoo, I got a text while i was sleeping at 1:30am in the morning about this. Julia's like lets upgrade the treaty...I'm like @_- ...Yeah ok.... <3 you App MHA love all around! P.S. Best reason to be woken up ever!

For the haters out there please feel free to query me on irc so i can add you to my ignore list. Thanks As for the treaty I hope it Lives Long and Prospers. <3 GPF \\//, Eff Jay~

have fun myth ...gl out there. In all seriousness it was an honor fighting with you and getting along with you. I hope to see you back one day so we may continue our dislike for each other. Dont say u dont dislike me either cause i tried very hard...very hard.... j/k P.S. Don't get lost too far. I Might end up missing you alot

To: Eff Jay From: GiantBlueMonster Date: 12/23/2011 1:43:47 PM Subject: RE: Surrender Terms Message: Also. Apparently that surrender forum is dumb because i can't find where to go to post. But anyways, I surrender to eff jay. Post that. (GiantBlueMonster Surrenders to me and the MHA.)

o7 TYR o7 APP MHAil o/ Also to our enemies - Come to the Dark side....cause good is dumb. Also we validate parking

Nah...you can surrender to us though. If not see you on the battlefield.

Yeah myth stop being a party pooper...This is a joyous time for us...like it or not its happened. you can disagree till you turn purple it wont change the fact so go troll on another alliance awhile and let us have our party. Don't act like you never did anything wrong either so you have no right to talk. Have YOURSELF a nice day good sir! Well, that aside I'm glad to have a treaty with such an awesome alliance as The Apparatus. And I hope many more too. o/Apparatus o/MHA P.S. I like your flag

Klingon symbol in your flag....yes me likes.... Qapla' TDE may you destroy your enemies on the road to Sto'Vo'Kor.

[quote name='xoindotnler' timestamp='1321906588' post='2848270'] It's a requirement that avatars must be funny now? [/quote] Yup. It's a new rule. Just like Trolls should go back to their bridges. I think yours is over there last i checked.

[quote name='xoindotnler' timestamp='1321900384' post='2848222'] And this is supposed to be funny? [/quote] Says the man with the non-funny clown avatar. congratz bud you won this topic.

We sorta love you tetris Thanks for posting this as fast as you did.

[quote name='Jgoods45' timestamp='1311384328' post='2761643'] Once could say that your alliance met the requirements of their raid polices. You may have not deserved this, but it still happened. Many alliances are raided every day on Planet Bob regardless if they deserve it or not. Enjoy it. It's not that bad and you can always rebuild. [/quote] so you wouldnt mind if i raided you Jgoods?

Consider this the only chance you have to raid us. Get your blows in now. Cause you wont have another chance. Also i just wanna say its sad that NG has to pull this card over a newly formed alliance that never did anything to deserve this. It really shows your true colors.

Woot Congratz to Emma and the rest of you Hooligans

I approve this message o/ hello Friends

[quote name='Duncan King' timestamp='1305905231' post='2715530'] Why Do You Capitalize Every Word Like Your Whole Charter Is A Book Title? Is It Part of Going Boldly? Good luck, it's great to see a Star Trek alliance. [/quote] Spell Check did it...unless you wanted muffins scramlbed wodrngi

[quote name='Saniiro Matsudaira' timestamp='1305864543' post='2715349'] You ran off and made an alliance without telling me, Eff Jay? Anyways, good luck. [/quote] It was in the works for awhile.... We had the idea just not the experience to do it. But after holding almost all the jobs in our alliances we finnally were ready to start it (only took several years) :\ o/

[quote name='Paul Cavanaugh' timestamp='1305784250' post='2714797'] I really think you should consider the Powerpuff Girls route. If not, I will remember it for later. [i]Sugar and Spice, and everything Nice![/i] [/quote] Awesome Idea man.. Dang should've thought of that...oh well someone else can have that alliance

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