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A communique from The Brain


Xiao Weng

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[center] And now, a message from:
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What do you do with a B.A. in English?[/center]

You write a poem with a [i]message[/i], that's what.

[i][u]Six Beers, A Bottle of Nyquil, and You[/u][/i]

[i]There comes a time when the sun goes down,
When the bars close up and the kids leave town.
The lights will go dark but don't you frown,
Just sit on back and throw an egg at a clown.

War came on back and it was none too soon,
Digiterra's got planes and men on the moon.
For us retirees it's the same old tune,
A little hootenanny that tears apart Maroon.

Now the nukes are landing amidst a storm of glee,
On one side the [URL=http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=97513]Commonwealth of Sovereignty. [/URL]
Under attack is Cardboard most Seaworthy,
Their tormentors claim [URL=http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=97 433]Random Insanity.
[/URL].

There are few who don't know of the Chestnut Accord,
Of the people and the treaties and the messaging board,
Of the sundry leaders that Maroon would call "Lord,"
[b]For cryin' out loud, are you heathens that bored?[/b]

Regardless of this my beer is all gone,
I've written this poem 'til near break of dawn.
The treaty is broken and for CSN we battle on,
Now shut up, move along, and get the hell off my lawn.[/i]

-Xiao Weng, whose grasp of iambic pentameter brings tears of anguish to English professors worldwide.

tl;dr: We support the Commonwealth, you [i]savages[/i].

Edit: Oh, right. You want to know who we're supporting them on! LoSS, as has been stated.
[i]We thought it but you couldn't hear us[/i]

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[quote name='rodrod' timestamp='1295754387' post='2592845']
O.o Have fun The Brain, someone nuke freelancer for me :awesome:


Also, when did Xiao crawl out of his hole?
[/quote]

About twenty minutes ago, no thanks to you lot. I have cable TV down there! And now I have to [i]do things[/i].

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[quote name='rodrod' timestamp='1295754387' post='2592845']
O.o Have fun The Brain, someone nuke freelancer for me :awesome:

[/quote]

I'm a little busy playing with [url="http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=398743"]Harry [/url]I'm sure once someone with a death star running around realizes I'm out here your request will be fulfilled.

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[quote name='Neuronia' timestamp='1295754962' post='2592854']
Who the heck are you declaring on? One of your nations attacked a pair of LoSSers.
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On everyone! :awesome:

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[quote name='Neuronia' timestamp='1295754962' post='2592854']
Who the heck are you declaring on? One of your nations attacked a pair of LoSSers.
[/quote]

Anyone who deems worthy of our undivided attention.

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[quote name='Omniscient1' timestamp='1295755665' post='2592870']
Knew about this ages ago. Thank you CNtel.
[/quote]

Really !! We just made the decision this morning, I'd fire your fortune teller.

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[quote name='Freelancer' timestamp='1295756047' post='2592880']
Really !! We just made the decision this morning, I'd fire your fortune teller.
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Fire him? I'd say that person deserves a raise! I only wish ours had seen this coming so I could have gone out and stocked up on beer for the bomb shelter.

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[quote name='mr3looc' timestamp='1295756272' post='2592885']
Fire him? I'd say that person deserves a raise! I only wish ours had seen this coming so I could have gone out and stocked up on beer for the bomb shelter.
[/quote]

I quess your right, so who is this Nostradamus of CN?

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[quote name='Freelancer' timestamp='1295756047' post='2592880']
Really !! We just made the decision this morning, I'd fire your fortune teller.
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I'm my own fortune teller. Can you not read my name? It means I know everything. Good luck anyway though. I hope LoSS makes a certain orifice of yours a regular Takeru Kobayashi though. Seemed appropriate to say it that way considering an announcement of yours once.

I am also predicting Sparta entering this war tonight. Let me know if I'm right or not.

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[quote name='Omniscient1' timestamp='1295756514' post='2592891']
I'm my own fortune teller. Can you not read my name? It means I know everything. Good luck anyway though. I hope LoSS makes a certain orifice of yours a regular Takeru Kobayashi though. [/quote]

Original and love it, however I'm not sure if you got the memo or not, but I haven't been actively engaged in Foreign Affairs for close to 9 months, its all good though, something this wonderful bringing a ton of retired politicians out of retirement has to be a winner no matter how this pans out.

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[quote name='legion-x' timestamp='1295756254' post='2592883']
more CB's that dont make sense? whatever... bring it
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I sense a combination of "derp" and "herp-a-derp" in this post. If you believe the logs were the CB, by all means, carry on. But a protip: they weren't.

EDIT: Because since and sense are two different words.

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