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Ladies, Gentlemen and Unspecified Others of Planet Bob,

Just the one announcement from us today, a bit of a joint venture between the SOS Brigade and our new friends at the Libertarian Socialist Federation.
The two of us have seen eye to eye for some time now and we thought it was time we put our feelings onto some paper for all to see.

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[size=5][b]I Went To Akihabara To Find Anarchists And All I Got Was This Stupid Flag[/b][/size]
[size=4]A Treaty of Peace, Intelligence and Optional Defense[/size][/center]
=== [b]Article I - Peace[/b] ===
The SOS Brigade (SOS団) and the Libertarian Socialist Federation (LSF) agree to remain respectful and polite to each other in all channels of communication, public or private. They also resolve to seek diplomatic means to any possible conflicts they may have. Both alliances should look out for each others well-being. As a consequence of their mutual friendship, both parties agree not to attack each other for any reason. In the event of a treaty conflict that would draw the two into war with each other, this article will take precedence.

=== [b]Article II - Intelligence[/b] ===
Should either party receive information that pertains to the safety or well-being of the other signatory, they will seek to make it known to that signatory. Also, if either signatory has any reason to believe a security breach exists in the other alliance they are to present this concern and any evidence to their other signatory. Additionally, both parties agree not to commit espionage against each other.

=== [b]Article III - Aid[/b] ===
Should a signatory request aid of any sort from the other alliance, they are to provide said aid as able.

=== [b]Article IV - War[/b] ===
Should a signatory come under the attack of a third party, the other signatory may offer military support to the attacked signatory, however this is not mandatory.

=== [b]Article V - Cancellation[/b] ===
In the unlikely event either signatory wishes to cancel this agreement, they are to give 48 hours' notice to the other party with reasons through private channels. This treaty will remain in effect throughout that time period.

=== [b]Signed for the Libertarian Socialist Federation[/b] ===
The Delegates' Council
[img]http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/1774/lsfseal50.gif[/img]

=== [b]Signed for the SOS Brigade[/b] ===
[b]Arrnea[/b], [i]Brigade Chief and Ultra Director, Viceroy of the Computer Research Society, Cosplay Champion, Wielder of Unlimited Cynic Works, Originator of Paranoia, Dispenser of Ire, Lord of Delusion, Bunny Girl Extraordinaire, Master of Endless Recursions, Owner of the Frog Suit, Speaker of the Word of Haruhi, Enforcer of Her Will and All-Round Prophet of the One True Goddess[/i]
[b]Locke[/b], [i]Esper and Mysterious Transfer Student of the SOS Brigade, Resident Azu-nyan, Empress of All Things Feline, Wielder of the Nekomimi, Catgirl Wonder, Enemy of Fun[/i]
[b]Myrrh-nee~[/b], [i]Time Traveller and Brigade Mascot, Resident Fujoshi, Queen of Sexiness, Angel of Insanity, and Mistress of the Ero[/i]
[b]Bernkastel[/b], [i]Alien Supercomputer and Meganekko of the SOS Brigade, Official Trollwitch, Unabashed Narcissist, Destroyer of Moeblobs and Lolis, Lover of Shota[/i]
[b]Utracia[/b], [i]Ordinary Human and Errand Boy, Fox Deity, Breeder of Yandere, Destroyer of Worlds, Corrupter of the Innocent[/i][/quote]

Now if you don't mind, I'm going to go burn a flag or throw a Molotov cocktail at a tank or something.

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[quote name='The Mongol-Swedes' timestamp='1294098120' post='2562402']The Black Guards are pleased to have formed this bond with the Brigade. For the record, though, we had nothing to do with the 'stupid' flag.[/quote]
No? That's strange. Then who were those flag-burning, Molotov cocktail-wielding fellows we ran into in Akihabara I wonder...

[quote name='GulagArchipelago' timestamp='1294108132' post='2562520']Congrats to SOS! May you all turn into gun wielding Libertarians now. It's only a matter of time...[/quote]
Most of us were libertarians of a sort anyway, LSF just gave us the guns to make the statement complete. :awesome:

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[quote name='Arrnea' timestamp='1294113626' post='2562659']
No? That's strange. Then who were those flag-burning, Molotov cocktail-wielding fellows we ran into in Akihabara I wonder...
[/quote]
Otaku :mellow:

[quote name='We Are Not Alone' timestamp='1294091715' post='2562278']
Anyone who <3's schatt can't be all that bad.
[/quote]
[quote name='Michael von Prussia' timestamp='1283904420']
[url=http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showuser=3933#comment_id_11329][img]http://forums.cybernations.net/public/style_images/master/snapback.png[/img][/url] Schattenmann, I think I may be in love with you. Thought you ought to know.
[/quote]
I knew you loved me... deep, [i]deep[/i] down inside.

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