Persephone3 Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 (edited) [center][size=12pt][b]Farkistan has a new council![/b][/size] [img]http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/9778/slobmx1.jpg[/img] [size=8pt][i]Still recovering from his tryptophan daze inspired by his bacon-wrapped turkeys, our Walken Shinfat was unable to find any givashiats on-hand and decided to pass the responsibility on to P3, his cowbell, to draw names from a hat, thoughtfully provided by TF905.[/i][/size] P3 was damned and determined not to draw names this time. She had far too many other things to do. So, being drunk and confused, P3 did what any Farker would do: she tried to pawn it off on her pets. That way she wouldn't have to take the blame, but could still take the credit. [[IMG]http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh192/P3rs3phon3/one-lazy-kitty.jpg[/IMG][img]http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/funny-pictures-cat-wants-to-cook-rabbit.jpg[/img] [size=8pt][i]Unfortunately, Miss Jules was in her own tryptophan daze, and was out of commission. Mr. Jim was feeling alright, but Hoppy Juan, her bunny rabbit, wasn't, and Jim was trying to take care of him.[/i][/size] Tired and pissed off, she went into the backyard and chased down Mr. Wobbles, the only Turkey that WASN'T eaten on Thanksgiving. She threw the ugly hat at him. After finally catching up to him, she realized that some of the pieces of paper with names on them had stuck to his feathers. She pulled them off (feather and all) and wrote them down. She then brought him into the house, and turned on the boilin' pot... [img]http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/2814/boilpot.jpg[/img] [size=8pt][i]So THAT'S where Mrs. Wobbles went...[/i][/size] But not before asking Mr. Wobbles to film a final message to all of our friends out there: [/center] [size=6pt][i]tl;dr 905 (SotC) Kahiel Crocodilly Pontifex Fluoroalien UltimateDogg[/i][/size] Edited December 1, 2010 by Xellos ModEdit: Don't post images that flip the bird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Atomik Kangaroo Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 Congrats to the winners. /These announcements just keep getting better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollo Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 I literally dont understand this announcement. But hali to the new TF Council anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinfat Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 [quote name='rollo' timestamp='1291224059' post='2527328'] I literally dont understand this announcement. But hali to the new TF Council anyway. [/quote] QFT /off to find a bunny with a pancake on its head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EViL0nE Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 Congrats to the new council! Good to see some different names in there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathcat Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 Well.. lets see.. Congrats to the new council! But bad news.. your infringement of my copyrights for use of my personal "Half Time in a Lounger" picture cannot go unpunished! I will have my [s]!@#$%[/s] er .. lawyer contact your .. "lawyers" to work out a settlement.. Perhaps a few racks of my favorite generic brand of beer.. say "BEER"? oo/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltimateDogg Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 what is this i dont even... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tautology Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 Mr. Wobbles has 5 fingers AND a thumb. Congratulations to the winners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sardonic Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 Congrats to the newly elected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rush Sykes Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 Gov and thread needs moar Tums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believland Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 Tums is always a need. Needs some DLT too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uralica Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 O\ Hali? Oh, and hai thur, Croc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogaden Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 Poor Mr. Wobbles, and he'd just paid off that mortgage too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TumultuousPapaya Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 It's great to see some new faces in gov around here! Congrats to everyone and kudos to MiniTru. Your work is as wonderful as ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Atomik Kangaroo Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 ...aaand with Mr. Wobbles gone, the fun was just sapped out of this announcement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluoroalien Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 [quote name='The Atomik Kangaroo' timestamp='1291244326' post='2527535'] ...aaand with Mr. Wobbles gone, the fun was just sapped out of this announcement. [/quote] Silly Fark, fun is for other places, this is a SRS BSNS game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain V Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 Poor Mr. Wobbles has gone missing, victim of fowl play. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obfuse Posted December 2, 2010 Report Share Posted December 2, 2010 (edited) [quote name='Fluoroalien' timestamp='1291245784' post='2527550'] Silly Fark, fun is for other places, this is a SRS BSNS game [/quote] THIS IS NO GAME /verbal warn for sarcastic remark Go Farkistan Council! Edited December 2, 2010 by obfuse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anu Drake Posted December 2, 2010 Report Share Posted December 2, 2010 Congrats to the council, and especially Fluoroalien for the best signature EVAR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted December 2, 2010 Report Share Posted December 2, 2010 Council has no P3, Rontastic OR Treygreen therefore it is invalid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HelloVille Posted December 2, 2010 Report Share Posted December 2, 2010 (edited) [quote name='Xellos' timestamp='1291221227' post='2527301'] ModEdit: Don't post images that flip the bird [/quote] Silly mod. As the person who created that animation, I can personally guarantee that the turkey partakes in no sort of gymnastics at any time. Additionally, I carefully reviewed the rules in the link provided, and found no rules against 5-feathered turkeys from bending their feathers down. If you mistakenly thought that it was a hand, I forgive you for your error, and would like to point out that hands don't have 6 fingers. Anyway, I'll just go ahead and accept your apology and repost the image so everyone can see our complete announcement. /saving announcements, one turkey at a time Edited January 3, 2011 by Harry Dresden removing inappropriate image again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cable77 Posted December 2, 2010 Report Share Posted December 2, 2010 Congratulations to all the winners! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penkala Posted December 2, 2010 Report Share Posted December 2, 2010 This is good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ominae Posted December 2, 2010 Report Share Posted December 2, 2010 The mods can't stand the raw, savage, unadulterated awesome that is our erection, so they had to take out their inadequacy on the turkey that Paranoia so lovingly and painstakingly made. Why do you hate thanksgiving, mods? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted December 2, 2010 Report Share Posted December 2, 2010 (edited) [quote name='ParanoiaFark' timestamp='1291260806' post='2527719'] Silly mod. As the person who created that animation, I can personally guarantee that the turkey partakes in no sort of gymnastics at any time. Additionally, I carefully reviewed the rules in the link provided, and found no rules against 5-feathered turkeys from bending their feathers down. If you mistakenly thought that it was a hand, I forgive you for your error, and would like to point out that hands don't have 6 fingers. Anyway, I'll just go ahead and accept your apology and repost the image so everyone can see our complete announcement. /saving announcements, one turkey at a time [/quote] Good sir that is a mighty fine image. You should be awarded the Medal of Honor for it /still needs more P3 in council Edited January 3, 2011 by Harry Dresden removing inappropriate image again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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