Tarikmo Posted September 20, 2010 Report Share Posted September 20, 2010 [ Completely Serious Business, all humor will be raged at] One week later - It's time for number 8..... And ye thought number 7 was bad. Warning: Be mentally prepared, if ye suffer brain damage in anyway shape for or form, it be not me fault. Tarikmo's to do list: [s]Complain about VE[/s] -Oh aye, do that every chance I get! VE sucks. [s]More polls of great justice[/s] - That's done [s]Talk like a pirate[/s] - thanks to the evil Davy Jones staff imposing their will on me. Do a new ~Lounge~ - Oh, thar's something I haven't done in a week, I'll get right on it! [size="3"][b] The [s]Pepsi[/s] Lounge Refresh Project part 2[/b][/size] Well well here, The Eighth Lounge be here! But I admit, it needs more substance! [img]http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/MGS2Sub.jpg[/img] No no, not Metal Gear Solid substance. That's way to old to be good substance! What else around here be some good substance? [img]http://www.substance-music.net/myspace/substance_feature.jpg[/img] No, not Substance music. I never heard of that before, how do ye here substance anyway? Oh well, Jimmy, get out the really good substance! [img]http://beardsandbellies.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/1250694960-weed.gif[/img] NO, not substance abuse! Oh I got it! Forget the substance, I got something better right here!I'll just use a can of all purpose inspiration! [img]http://www.iainclaridge.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/inspiration_can.jpg[/img] aye, I'm not sure how they got that in thar either. But it doesn't matter now! I have the inspiration for the eighth Lounge! Today the Lounge will be sponsored by non-other then your favorite pokemon. PikaMAN [img]http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn70/Broodstar1987/pikadance.gif[/img] What a rare sight, something in pokemon over the age of 18. On to the Lounge! [size="5"][b]What be this I don't even[/b][/size] [code] [17:56] <Batallion> He's going to be ZI'd end of story [17:57] *tarikmo3rd pulls out a hand gun* [17:57] <Batallion> hey woah, what be ye gonna do?! [17:57] <Tarikmo3rd> be ye religious Batallion? [17:58] <Batallion> yar, why? [17:58] <Tarikmo3rd> Because [17:58] <Tarikmo3rd> yer about too...... [17:58] <Tarikmo3rd> Meet your maker......... [17:59] <Tarikmo3rd> ....YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH [17:59] <Batallion> No! Stelios be free, stop for the love of admin! I'm bleeding from the facepalm D: [/code] And that's really why Batallion agreed to stand down. Now that I've saved another innocent soul, it's time I went to save the entire community from a terrible disease, I'm talking of course, about Pirate Speak. If I wanted to speak like I had no intelligence, I'd move to America, the butcher of English. Speaking of English, it's time we got in line with the English! It's time we edit the filters to go the way of the Queen! [img]http://www.blogcdn.com/www.pawnation.com/media/2010/01/queen-elizabeth-240.jpg[/img] They don't suspect anything me Queen......yet. [size="5"][b]This Week In The News![/b][/size] [size="3"][b] The Worst thread of the week [/b][/size] Umbrella announces further existence- http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=92438 I be severe disappoint at this. Apparently Genmay, which must be German for "Japanese Jolly Roger ripoff" has never left CN like it should of. It has lived on in Umbrella, who was just a zombie fleet, with that new fleet smell! Don't believe me? Look at the topic! [quote name='AAAAAAAAAAGGGG' timestamp='1284873295' post='2457807'] It was never planned for our 1000th day to fall on the same date that our "parent" Genmay, disbanded. It was coincidence, maybe fate. That said, although Umbrella isn't Genmay 2.0 (in a non-humorous sense, of course), we do not forget our roots. [/quote] Wait a second, I took science, and according to the great spaghetti monster in the ski, the two parent gives the offspring half of it's DNA. However, Umbrella has but one Parent, meaning that they inherited 100% of Genmay's DNA! [quote name='AAAAAAAAAAGGGG' timestamp='1284873295' post='2457807'] Umbrella took the strong community aspect that made Genmay so great, and then made strides in other areas: elite military, high activity, grog importing, among other things. [/quote] Not only did they take all of Genmay's DNA, they mutated to survive! That's right, a strong military, activity, grog buying and more! Over the years, Umbrella has been gathering common sense grog! I only hope this grog doesn't spread around Planet Bob, if everyone had it, then what would be the point of OWF? [size="3"][b]Rivalry[/b][/size] [quote name='Teddyyo' timestamp='1284498096' post='2453902'] Attempting to rival AcTi threads Tarikmo [/quote] AcTi has clearly begun to see me [i]newspaper[/i] as a rival to their ~fleet~ however sad that may be, I don't take these things lightly, and victory shall be mine! Batallion's dramaz thread got 1.3k views, I call upon the masses to show that me newspaper can outdo AcTi anytime, anywhere! If thar be a next time, this will probably be the Lounge! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fernando12 Posted September 20, 2010 Report Share Posted September 20, 2010 they only get worser and worser, but expected Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believland Posted September 20, 2010 Report Share Posted September 20, 2010 o/ Tarikmo Savior of Stelios! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnCapistan Posted September 20, 2010 Report Share Posted September 20, 2010 (edited) I agree the VE sucks. Edited September 20, 2010 by Mr Damsky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marneus Calgar Posted September 20, 2010 Report Share Posted September 20, 2010 I'll take that sammich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reptyler Posted September 20, 2010 Report Share Posted September 20, 2010 Voted for sammich. Yarrrgh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachujc Posted September 20, 2010 Report Share Posted September 20, 2010 (edited) o/ Sammich, Destroyer of Worlds! Edited September 20, 2010 by Pikachujc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anu Drake Posted September 20, 2010 Report Share Posted September 20, 2010 Sammiches. With an option to upgrade to wenches in the future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted September 20, 2010 Report Share Posted September 20, 2010 Tough choice but voted for sammich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarikmo Posted September 20, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2010 [quote name='wickedj' timestamp='1284944863' post='2458585'] Tough choice but voted for sammich [/quote] Good choice, and always the correct one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ejayrazz Posted September 20, 2010 Report Share Posted September 20, 2010 (edited) Ninjas > Pirates. This whole pirate thing isss so retarded. Also OWF sucks. Edited September 20, 2010 by Ejayrazz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believland Posted September 20, 2010 Report Share Posted September 20, 2010 [quote name='Ejayrazz' timestamp='1284951154' post='2458657'] Ninjas > Pirates. This whole pirate thing isss so retarded. Also OWF sucks. [/quote] Same with ye. Voted Sammich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime minister Johns Posted September 20, 2010 Report Share Posted September 20, 2010 What kind of sandwich? I could sure go for a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich! Anyhow this thread has amused me greatly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddyyo Posted September 20, 2010 Report Share Posted September 20, 2010 You may be able to attempt to rival AcTi threads, but even you can't make four(4) threads on the same topic and not have a single one locked! >.> AcTi taking over the OWF <.< I did enjoy this, though. Tarikmo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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