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Howdy my fellow Nation Rulers of Bob, It's been a little while since you've heard from us over at Sajasabie, so I figured I'd catch you all up.
It seems that two Nations under the AA of "Jimmy James WAY BACK Machine" have lost their WAY... BACK.. and started an undeclared war on SJB. King Nai has kindly offered Ground forces to fix their broken down WAY.. BACK.. Machine, but they shot most of them dead.
With that Said, SJB declares war on Jimmy James WAY BACK Machine.
Hopefully, they'll fix their Machine, and head... WAY.. BACK.. to where they came from.
I'd also like to pose a question, who the heck is Jimmy James, and why are there two guys inside his WAY BACK Machine?

(King Nai yells from behind a desk) "Tell em about our new Government guy too!"

Oh yes, I almost forgot, please welcome Xanxus of The Varia to the SJB Government, He'll be serving as our Minister of Internal Communication. (MoIC)
If anyone would like to help us fix the broken down WAY BACK Machine, you're very welcome to.
Also, we like Donuts.

Signed.
[i]- King Ernie, CoL-SJB, COMO[/i]
[i]- King Nai, Col-SJB, YODA[/i]

(King Nai yells from behind a desk, yet again) "You forgot about the flag.."

*sigh* Well, we do have a Flag, i promise, however, once it got out of the shop... Xanxus used it as a.. well.. we won't go there, it's in the cleaners right now.

Signed.
(King Nai yells from behind a desk, thoroughly annoying King Ernie) "Tell em about our Micro-Alliance bloc too"

.... pay no attention to the man behind the wood desk.
Yes! It's true! Sajasabie is starting their very own Micro-Alliance Bloc!
It offers Cookies, donuts, protection... from bad guys......

......

BUT WAIT! There's more!
Contact us in the next 7.25 minutes and you'll get 500 sheep, compliments of SJB!

(King Ernie Yells to King Nai) "IS THAT IT!?"
(King Nai yells from behind a fridge) "yup"

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[quote name='nippy' date='13 April 2010 - 10:03 PM' timestamp='1271224973' post='2259782']
Get some.

Also, sheep please.

e: damn, too late.
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Well, i can give you 50 sheep... for trying?

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[quote name='King Ernie' date='14 April 2010 - 08:11 AM' timestamp='1271225468' post='2259796']
Well, i can give you 50 sheep... for trying?
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Outstanding. That should give my hillbilly farmers +3 happiness.

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[quote name='R3nowned' date='13 April 2010 - 10:10 PM' timestamp='1271225440' post='2259795']
What is this I don't even...

Seriously. What is this meant to be about?
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A) we are at war.
B) we have a new Gov member.
C) our flag is being worked on.
D) We're starting a Micro-alliance Bloc.

Hope that eases your confusion :D

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[quote name='King Ernie' date='14 April 2010 - 05:56 PM' timestamp='1271228155' post='2259823']
A) we are at war.
B) we have a new Gov member.
C) our flag is being worked on.
D) We're starting a Micro-alliance Bloc.

Hope that eases your confusion :D
[/quote]
Why didn't you just say so <_<. Who else is in the bloc?

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[quote name='King Ernie' date='14 April 2010 - 12:34 AM' timestamp='1271223272' post='2259762']
.... pay no attention to the man behind the wood desk.
Yes! It's true! Sajasabie is starting their very own Micro-Alliance Bloc!
It offers Cookies, donuts, protection... from bad guys......
[/quote]

Because these always end well, amirite?

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I herewith proffer some friendly advice about your Micro-Alliance Bloc idea.


[color="#FF0000"][size="5"][center][b]DON'T[/b][/center][/size][/color]



EDIT: Oh, and good luck with the war, the government changes and so on, whoever you are.

Edited by Ashoka the Great
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[quote name='Ashoka the Great' date='14 April 2010 - 07:36 AM' timestamp='1271259395' post='2260148']
I herewith proffer some friendly advice about your Micro-Alliance Bloc idea.


[color="#FF0000"][size="5"][center][b]DON'T[/b][/center][/size][/color]



EDIT: Oh, and good luck with the war, the government changes and so on, whoever you are.
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Noted ;)

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[quote name='Kevin McDonald' date='14 April 2010 - 10:35 AM' timestamp='1271270136' post='2260314']
(OOC: Jimmy James is from a show called Newsradio)

I have a suggestion for your bloc. Call it "Coalition of Micro Alliances". Or, CoMA, for short.
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ROTFL

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[quote name='Kevin McDonald' date='14 April 2010 - 10:35 AM' timestamp='1271270136' post='2260314']
(OOC: Jimmy James is from a show called Newsradio)

I have a suggestion for your bloc. Call it "Coalition of Micro Alliances". Or, CoMA, for short.
[/quote]

ahhh, so that's what it's from.

and.. no.. i don't think we'll call it that <_<:P

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So this just got interesting.
The aggressors, "took control" of our alliance. Aka they set there AA to Sajasabie as if they took over.

This has made me very very unhappy. They want peace, they have to get out of my alliance. One way or another, I will cause anarchy if he doesn't get out >.>
They're acting as if they started our alliance and run it. A very rude thing I think.

Any thoughts on this?

Edit: He didn't notice I had 50 missiles(corndogs) So he's been being fed corndogs since the war started

Edited by KingNai
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[quote name='KingNai' date='15 April 2010 - 01:33 AM' timestamp='1271291573' post='2260661']
Edit: He didn't notice I had 50 missiles(corndogs) So he's been being fed corndogs since the war started
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Oh dear lord....

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[quote name='KingNai' date='14 April 2010 - 08:16 PM' timestamp='1271304964' post='2260917']
What? It's a good deterant.
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Tanks are my deterrent....

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[quote name='KingNai' date='15 April 2010 - 05:16 AM' timestamp='1271304964' post='2260917']
What? It's a good deterant.
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Also a nice way to increase bills whilst providing you no benefit whatsoever.

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[quote name='sethb' date='14 April 2010 - 11:10 PM' timestamp='1271315416' post='2261076']
Also a nice way to increase bills whilst providing you no benefit whatsoever.
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It gives the assurance that people will go "HOLY....." when viewing his nation.
It is quite an outrageous amount, but it allows for you not to have to buy Corndogs during war time, thus saving money for ground forces and bills. Plus, with an economy like his, he's hardly worried about the bills :awesome:

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