Tahsir Posted March 11, 2010 Report Share Posted March 11, 2010 At 1:00 pm world wide, allowing for time zones, packages were sent to world delegates and leaders. They were small boxes wrapped in brown paper, marked with [i]EP[/i], a delivery address, a return address listed as a mouse foot glued to the wrapping, and the title "PLAN 9" Inside was a unmarked DVD case, with a unmarked DVD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargun II Posted March 11, 2010 Report Share Posted March 11, 2010 "Aw, geeze, not this !@#$ again." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baskan1 Posted March 11, 2010 Report Share Posted March 11, 2010 (edited) Kaliknov recieved this strange packege, "What the hell is this? What am i supposed to do with an unmarked DVD?" Questioned Kaliknov OOC:What is this all about, I am glad to participate in it though Edited March 11, 2010 by baskan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iKrolm Posted March 11, 2010 Report Share Posted March 11, 2010 (edited) The appearance of a mysterious package with the initials EP reminded Antonio Pilar of a certain cellphone, bow & arrow and bottle of wine. Reminded him so strongly in fact, that he threw the package away unopened. Edited March 11, 2010 by iKrolm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynneth Posted March 11, 2010 Report Share Posted March 11, 2010 Unfortunately, the DVD yould [i]accidentially[/i] find its way into the trash while going to the Chairman. He'd never see it, and it would be recycled in a sophisticated recycling center. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markus Wilding Posted March 11, 2010 Report Share Posted March 11, 2010 The package would be [i]accidentally[/i] burned in a Schwarzes Korps cremation facility which was commonly used for getting rid of [s]enemies of the state[/s] [s]political dissenters[/s] [s]rebels[/s] [s]bribed ministers[/s] trash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtleknifewielder Posted March 11, 2010 Report Share Posted March 11, 2010 (edited) [quote name='baskan' date='10 March 2010 - 09:51 PM' timestamp='1268286982' post='2221862'] Kaliknov recieved this strange packege, "What the hell is this? What am I supposed to do with an unmarked DVD?" Questioned Kaliknov OOC:What is this all about, I am glad to participate in it though [img]http://forums.cybernations.net/public/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif[/img] [/quote] OOC: With Tahsir, you never know what he's up to... [img]http://forums.cybernations.net/public/style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif[/img] IC: In Australia, any packages going to a Duke/Duchess or higher, unusuual wrapping or not, would be scanned thoroughly to ensure no harmful or illegal substances were in there, before being passed on. Davies would leave his unopened; Jackson snorted and threw his in the trash; the old politician and current duke of Darwin, Wallace, passed it on to his publicist, and Anthony Harlem glared at his package as if it were an old enemy he despised, before opening it. Edited March 12, 2010 by Subtleknifewielder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baskan1 Posted March 11, 2010 Report Share Posted March 11, 2010 After repeated urging from Kaliknov's security advisors, he dismisses them. He stares at the DVD for several hours before, "What the hell!" He slips the DVD into his DVD player and presses play...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silhouette Posted March 11, 2010 Report Share Posted March 11, 2010 In New South Wales, a customs officer took great pleasure in throwing the DVD into his barbeque pit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzydog Posted March 11, 2010 Report Share Posted March 11, 2010 Unfortunately, Yiroshi did not own a DVD player, only a VHS, and threw the DVD away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baskan1 Posted March 11, 2010 Report Share Posted March 11, 2010 OOC: Come on someone has to join me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iKrolm Posted March 11, 2010 Report Share Posted March 11, 2010 [quote name='baskan' date='11 March 2010 - 03:03 PM' timestamp='1268348910' post='2222540'] OOC: Come on someone has to join me! [/quote] OOC: [url="http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=78439"]Link[/url] for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtleknifewielder Posted March 12, 2010 Report Share Posted March 12, 2010 [quote name='baskan' date='11 March 2010 - 03:03 PM' timestamp='1268348910' post='2222540'] OOC: Come on someone has to join me! [/quote] OOC: I have one character that opened it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baskan1 Posted March 12, 2010 Report Share Posted March 12, 2010 [quote name='Subtleknifewielder' date='11 March 2010 - 06:55 PM' timestamp='1268355672' post='2222685'] OOC: I have one character that opened it. [/quote] OOC:Thank you very much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tahsir Posted March 12, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2010 (edited) Those few that didn't grasp the obvious warning, apparently even old EP wasn't heartless enough to leave it a complete mystery, were subjected to the terror, horror, and terrible movie that is Plan 9 from outer space. Edited March 12, 2010 by Tahsir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baskan1 Posted March 12, 2010 Report Share Posted March 12, 2010 The Security Advisors could hear screams coming from Kaliknov's bedroom, "Sir are you ok?" "That was horrifying!" They pick up the DVD, throw it against the wall, and the guards pull out their guns and put 3 whole clips of bullets into the DVD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtleknifewielder Posted March 12, 2010 Report Share Posted March 12, 2010 [quote name='Tahsir' date='11 March 2010 - 05:31 PM' timestamp='1268357811' post='2222727'] Those few that didn't grasp the obvious warning, apparently even old EP wasn't heartless enough to leave it a complete mystery, were subjected to the terror, horror, and terrible movie that is Plan 9 from outer space. [/quote] Anthony yawned. Horror was not really his thing. He'd seen too much reality to be terrified by something so obviously, boringly fake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacharth Posted March 12, 2010 Report Share Posted March 12, 2010 Vince, Vincente, Eli, and Keith sat in the Konigshof's theater and put the DVD into the player. After 5 minutes, Eli and Vince left the room, 20 minutes later, Keith left. After an hour, Vincente left the theater with a smile. He said in his lispy, sing-songy, italian accent, "Oh my god! That was awesome." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordosaur94 Posted March 13, 2010 Report Share Posted March 13, 2010 When the package that was destined for the Chancellor reached its recipient, the Chancellor promptly placed in his DVD and sat on his couch to watch the movie, only to realize to his horror that it had to be the most horrifically bad movie in the history of cinema. He frowned, remembering seeing the film in the theater when it came out, he remembered it as a horrible movie. He got the DVD out and gave it to his political enemy Mark Tanner, hoping that watching the film will torture him into submission. Meanwhile, the DVD destined for the Kaiser was confiscated by the Imperial Guards. One adviser to the Kaiser, Fred Duwaltz, decides to watch the movie, and is almost (literally) bored to death. Annoyed that the DVD contained a notoriously bad movie, he sent it to the New Berlin Insane Asylum so as to [s]torture[/s] entertain the convicts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HHAYD Posted March 13, 2010 Report Share Posted March 13, 2010 Sadly, the UPS Delivery messed up and sent the DVD to a large movie theater instead of "Alice in the Wonderlands" that the theater rented... A few minutes after the "movie" was played in front of 200 audiences... "OH MY GOD! MY EYES! MY BEAUTIFUL -bleep- EYES! THE HORROR!" an audience screamed as many people poured out of the room, demanding for a refund. One of the audiences fainted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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