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Hi, it's the Aloha alliance, again.

You may remember us from last week when we made [url="http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=79484&view=findpost&p=2142074"]TOP surrender[/url]. Or from the epic beating we are delivering to IRON.

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Anyways, we've had some free time lately and I got to thinking. So I was sitting there asking myself, "Self, what is best in life?"

The answer? Obviously ... it is to crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

[center][img]http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n308/richkrack/aloha/alohaconan.png[/img][/center]

Now, I know what you're all saying to yourselves - "Aren't there enough enemies in the four alliances Aloha is currently unmercifully pounding the crap out of? Leave some for the rest of us." Taking a quick look around and assessing the situation, there probably are. But have you seen their women?

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Me neither. Enough said about that.

But that still doesn't fix our problem. Luckily for us (and unfortunately for them), it has been brought to my attention that TSO and FEAR have made the major mistake of declaring war on the Mushroom Kingdom. It is my hope that they will solve Aloha's existing dilemma.

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Now don't go getting excited. As much as I hate to require any effort on the part of my audience, I am going to insist you all take a look at this visual representation of the present situation and realize that at the deli counter we call "Planet Bob", the likelihood of TSO getting its potato salad anytime soon is slim to none. And FEAR is probably not going to get its sliced ham until March, at the earliest (don't worry, it's not leap year).

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[b]Aloha is now officially at war with TSO and FEAR.[/b] We continue to be officially at war with IRON, TORN, DAWN and TOP. We are unofficially at war with alliances that wear white after Labor Day (watch your back TPF). As always, if you have any questions or require clarification, you can contact Aloha on our IRC channel or by posting on our forums. And if it's an emergency, you can locate someone in TOP, maneuver behind him and look below his waist - the boot you will find wedged there is on my foot and attached to the rest of my body.

Krack
[i]President of Aloha[/i]

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[quote name='Arcturus Jefferson' date='04 February 2010 - 10:02 AM' timestamp='1265299379' post='2158903']
Haha, we're in the back, laughing at misfortune of others.

Go get 'em Krack, this is probably the best DoW of this conflict.
[/quote]

But [i]causing[/i] the misfortune of others is so much more fun!

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[quote name='shahenshah' date='04 February 2010 - 02:26 PM' timestamp='1265315192' post='2159274']
When did you guys declare on us? Good luck anyway :P
[/quote]

Remember that sharp stinging sensation in the seat of your pants? It was right before that.

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[quote name='schmutte693' date='04 February 2010 - 02:15 PM' timestamp='1265314531' post='2159254']
Nice declaration. I lol'ed.

Hey, I can wait for March to nuke the bejeezus out of you. Sounds like a plan.

PS - bring more tech to the party. I am going to need some to steal.
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I'm not going to lie*, coming face to face with the FEAR war machine has me nervous ...

[img]http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n308/richkrack/aloha/fearblitzaloha.gif[/img]

[size="1"]*And by "I'm not going to lie", I mean "I'm lying."[/size]

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[quote name='Krack' date='04 February 2010 - 06:31 PM' timestamp='1265329863' post='2159791']
I'm not going to lie*, coming face to face with the FEAR war machine has me nervous ...

[img]http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n308/richkrack/aloha/fearblitzaloha.gif[/img]

[size="1"]*And by "I'm not going to lie", I mean "I'm lying."[/size]
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Just you wait until I get out of anarchy and my 6 wars expire! No need to stagger me, I don't plan on going to peace mode. >:D

Seriously though, nice propaganda. :P Still waiting for your blitz though.

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Krack, do you need help finding this?: http://www.cybernations.net/declarewar_form.asp?Nation_ID=189979&bynation=163159

You might have to wait a couple days, this ride is so awesome there's a hell of a line, I hear people are camping out even!

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[quote name='SleepiB' date='04 February 2010 - 09:42 PM' timestamp='1265341340' post='2160186']
Krack, do you need help finding this?: http://www.cybernations.net/declarewar_form.asp?Nation_ID=189979&bynation=163159

You might have to wait a couple days, this ride is so awesome there's a hell of a line, I hear people are camping out even!
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[color="#FF0000"]You cannot declare war on Cogitine because they already have their hands full with numerous (3) other wars. [/color]

You appear to be busy.

[img]http://www.hollow-hill.com/sabina/images/soupnazi.jpg[/img]

[b][size="4"]NO KRACK FOR YOU![/size][/b]

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[quote name='Archmage of Death' date='04 February 2010 - 10:26 PM' timestamp='1265343991' post='2160238']
Can't say i have ever heard of you.
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No problem. Get in your Delorean, hit 88 miles per hour, and then take a look at the person you are surrendering to. Fixed.

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