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Operation Greece Fire

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It is with crispy and succulent resolve That I, Emperor Oink: The Divine Swine of BACoN anounce the commencement of "Operation Greece Fire" against the nations of IRON. IRON saw fit to declare war against Sparta's allies. As many of you are aware; Sparta is our protector and valued ally.

In accordance with "The BaconGreece Protectorate Agreement", I hereby commit the nations of BACoN to throw themselves mercilessly into to the IRON skillet. It is our intent to overwhelm and distract the foe with flavor and arousing odor. We will ignite a grease fire that will scorch many unsuspecting IRON nations.

I wish our IRON well in this conflict, I fought with them in Karma (Nearly ZI'd) and respect them as a whole.

And now for a statement in Pig-Latin (our traditional language)

"D'Goo kluc lal. N'Baco sprevail"

Signed,

His Supreme Succulence, Emperor Oink: The Divine Swine - Kpcurley

The Big Bad Wolf (Military)- AimmeMann

Membership Piggy - Triviuum

Foreign Affairs Piggy - Darknight6

Finance Piggy - Ghuxalia

EDIT: Sigh, sorry mods, got a bit excited and posted in the wrong forum. Move please?

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Mmmmm Bacon....

See you on the field!

Wanna have a few beers after this?

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Mmmmm Bacon....

See you on the field!

Wanna have a few beers after this?

You bring the beer, we will bring the assorted pig products

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Pretty sure your bacon is going to be overly fried, and no one likes burnt bacon. :gag:

Au contraire, monsieur - bacon is often at its best when crisped and partly blackened.

Welcome to the fray, swinish ones.

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Pretty sure your bacon is going to be overly fried, and no one likes burnt bacon. :gag:

Slap 'em IRON.

o/ IRON

There is no such thing as overcooked bacon. And, IRON is just a supplement to our daily diet.

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It is with crispy and succulent resolve That I, Emperor Oink: The Divine Swine of BACoN anounce the commencement of "Operation Greece Fire" against the nations of IRON. IRON saw fit to declare war against Sparta's allies. As many of you are aware; Sparta is our protector and valued ally.

Sparta declared war on IRON.

edit: reading FTL

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Sparta declared war on IRON.

It says in the very passage you've quoted that IRON declared war on Sparta's allies, not on Sparta itself. Seriously, read before you quote.

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Thanks all! For those of you who do not understand the Pig-Latin bit, our scholars, who spent many years deciphering the lexicon of our ancient language, have reveled it to mean. "Good luck all. Bacon Prevails". However the acient and traditional language is obscure and its essence it often obscured.

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