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I am Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono, today the fallen pieces of the Republic of Yawoo shall be reborn under a new name, the Dominion of Java. We've gathered under a new banner to usher in a whole new era for the Southern reaches of Asia. Today, we no longer divided by religion or ethic background, but united under common goals: peace, prosperity, and resolve. This region has been strong as any nation along the Pacific Rim and we wish the world community to recognize us this very day.

Me and my team of advisers in the coming days will continue our efforts to consolidate the government and reopen international trade. We have cleared Asiatic Unity Pact protectorate issues, but we shall not be joining them at the moment. We will not join any bloc at the moment also. We are, however, open to starting relations and small economic treaties.

Our course is set, our resolve... great. This is a glorious day for all peoples under Java.

Thank you, I will take questions.

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Furon is very happy to welcome Java to the world stage; we would like to personally congratulate the leader, Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono, for managing to save the nation from anarchy.

STATUS: CLASSIFIED
TO: ESTEEMED LEADER
FROM: THE PROPHET

Susilo! My good friend! It's been a long time since college, eh? I think it's time we sat down for another chat, discuss how things are goin, hrm? I'm sending a private jet out now, hurry, please, as it's almost time. 

See you in Tokyo!

OOC: For the sake of RP, forget my president's name is 'pepe'; Just refer to him as [Arkvoodle's] Prophet, or the Prophet. His cactus' name is still Pepé, however.

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//Program: Greet Java

public static void Main(String[] args)

{

int i = 0;

//Primary while loop

while(i < 10)

{

//print betraying symbols of love on their screen to prove that DOS isn't dead

print("The Aether Empire welcomes you to the world!");

//Get Javas commands for launching nuclear weapons

crack.hackPasswords();

//Comment out iteration for epic evil

//i++;

}

//Easter Egg that is never seen :P

print("if you see this message, your computers data already are belong to us. Someone already set you up the bomb, make your time, the answer is 42.");

}

//END OF PROGRAM

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//Program: Greet Java

public static void Main(String[] args)

{

int i = 0;

//Primary while loop

while(i < 10)

{

//print betraying symbols of love on their screen to prove that DOS isn't dead

print("The Aether Empire welcomes you to the world!");

//Get Javas commands for launching nuclear weapons

crack.hackPasswords();

//Comment out iteration for epic evil

//i++;

}

//Easter Egg that is never seen :P

print("if you see this message, your computers data already are belong to us. Someone already set you up the bomb, make your time, the answer is 42.");

}

//END OF PROGRAM

OOC: Put it into something simpler that I can understand, like Java? >>

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OOC: No hard feelings for President Al-Wahiri? ^_^

IC: The NoN would like to welcome the Dominion of Java to the world.

OOC: Nope, I was getting busy again in life... so yeah. No problems there.

IC: We tilt a nod to those that have recognized us, thank you.

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//Program: Greet Java

public static void Main(String[] args)

{

int i = 0;

//Primary while loop

while(i < 10)

{

//print betraying symbols of love on their screen to prove that DOS isn't dead

print("The Aether Empire welcomes you to the world!");

//Get Javas commands for launching nuclear weapons

crack.hackPasswords();

//Comment out iteration for epic evil

//i++;

}

//Easter Egg that is never seen :P

print("if you see this message, your computers data already are belong to us. Someone already set you up the bomb, make your time, the answer is 42.");

}

//END OF PROGRAM

Classified - Commerce Department Offices

"Hey Ernie! Take a look at this!" Frogi exclaimed.

"What... what!?!?!" Ernie ran over from his current project putting the department's computers online.

"Nuclear launch codes, what the *** do they think they are? We got nukes?" as Ernie got a good look at the computer screen in question.

"Nukes? We have them?" the Frogi chuckled.

"Yeah, that would be news to me..." Ernie grunted, "Too bad for them the Defense Department isn't online yet."

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