Franz Ferdinand Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 "The state of Lübeck wishes to announce to the world that we have appointed a new Minister af Underholdning, for whom, some of you will take close to your hearts, he is so popular, that the world literally revolves around him, therefore, it is with great pleasure that we wish to announce that the figure we have appointed is none other than Richard Paul Astley. That is all at this time." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabioviejo Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 (edited) Is this the Lübeckian minister entertaining others? Edited August 23, 2009 by Sitethief Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted August 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Is this this the Lübeckian minister entertaining others? "Ahh yes, so you are a fan of his work?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elrich von Richt Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Imperial Dispatch: The Haruhiist Empire hereby bans the Lübeckian minister from performing, touring, or even visiting our nation. We hereby proclaim a 5,000 yard restraining order. Any other officials of Lübeck, however, are exempt of this rule. Haruhi knows much of the evils of Rick Astley. Signed, Itsuki Koizumi Imperial MoFA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted August 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 "Lübeck shall be taking Cruise-Liners, arming them with Boomboxes, Speakers and a continuous loop of him singing his most famous hit(s). These ships shall be housed 5001 yards from the coastline of the most populous cities of the Haruhiist Empire, and shall not be stopped. There shall be a armed guard to make sure that no 'terrorists' attempt to hijack them." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabioviejo Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 "Ahh yes, so you are a fan of his work?" Yes, king Kristian I is a avid fan of this performer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynneth Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Yes, king Kristian I is a avid fan of this performer. "As is, coincidentially, King Alexander I. He has every single song that Mister Astley ever made." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amyante Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 (edited) "Lübeck shall be taking Cruise-Liners, arming them with Boomboxes, Speakers and a continuous loop of him singing his most famous hit(s). These ships shall be housed 5001 yards from the coastline of the most populous cities of the Haruhiist Empire, and shall not be stopped. There shall be a armed guard to make sure that no 'terrorists' attempt to hijack them." "Hmm... One would wonder if this would have any negative side effects on marine life in the immediate area. Before following through with this plan, we propose a long, in-depth study to discover the effects of long term exposure to high concentations of sound, Rick Astley's specifically, on aquatic (semi-)sentient lifeforms. The results should be there in oh... ten years?" "Also, we wish to add that we have no sea access ourselves, and therefore regretfully cannot conduct such a study. Most unfortunate." Edited August 23, 2009 by Amyante Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowsage Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 (edited) Mr. Richard Paul Atsley will be viewed as breaking the spirit of our treaty should he come into Imperial Waters. Furthermore, we would like to thank him for all of his work; it's done a significant portion of training for the Imperial Angry Marines. Edited August 23, 2009 by Shadowsage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynneth Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 the Imperial Angry Marines. "Are they always angry, all the time?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HHAYD Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 (edited) Mr. Richard Paul Atsley will be viewed as breaking the spirit of our treaty should he come into Imperial Waters. Furthermore, we would like to thank him for all of his work; it's done a significant portion of training for the Imperial Angry Marines. Are they under influence of drugs? Seems like they had a bit too much steroids. Or was it because Richard Paul Astley drove them into insanity? Edited August 23, 2009 by HHAYD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEDCJT Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 “Richard Paul Astley is strictly prohibited to enter New England, ever. There shall be no rick-rolling on New Englander soil.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeSchaine Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Taeunas hereby declares Mr. Astley persona non grata and an enemy of the people. We are also considering charging him with crimes against humanity. Should this thing come within striking range of any Taeunas military unit, we WILL NOT hesitate to eliminate it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingChris Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 One Cardinal commented, "Oh I remember him! Didn't the Church use to hire him so that priests could practice exorcisms on him?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HHAYD Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Private, somewhere in Great Lakes State: Hm, for those nations that hate Richard Paul Astley, I wanna hack into their computer systems and plaster rick-rolls into the systems to horrify them for the lulz..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted August 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 "As it seems that most of the world has strangely closed diplomatic channels with us, we find that this means that the new Minister is a smash-hit with them, and therefore, we might start arranging a World-Wide tour for him." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markus Wilding Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Minister Richard Astley has been officially declared Public Enemy #1 in the CAU and a shoot-on-sight order has been issued to everyone. Including tanks and aircraft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted August 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Minister Richard Astley has been officially declared Public Enemy #1 in the CAU and a shoot-on-sight order has been issued to everyone. Including tanks and aircraft. "Richard Astley wishes to thank you for the armed escort that you wish to provide for him, yet it won't be necessary, we have our own security ready for him." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uberstein Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Mister Astley is only allowed to perform in the Republic of Finland if he gains a permit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razgriz 2K9 Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Same goes for Yuktobania. Right now, i can't afford the rick roll, I've been caught in that trap enough times already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loannes Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 "Rick Astley is banned from Drakoria, and should he come within range of one of our ships, missile turrets, islands, etc., his ship will be shot and sank. Unarmed ships are now arming themselves with both weaponry and expensive entertainment systems, and 'real music.' In other news, the heavy metal CD industry is now booming." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markus Wilding Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 "Richard Astley wishes to thank you for the armed escort that you wish to provide for him, yet it won't be necessary, we have our own security ready for him." You must not understand us. The order was issued to all soldiers and sailors to shoot Minister Astley if he ever enters the CAU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachurin Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 "We congratulate Mr. Astley for his appointment, and he is welcome to come to Disparu for an online concert." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted August 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 You must not understand us. The order was issued to all soldiers and sailors to shoot Minister Astley if he ever enters the CAU. "Ahh yes, I do believe he would like a hamburger and fries, with a side order of a shake with that." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowsage Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Angry Marines are, indeed always angry. All the time. But they have only been exposed to the same alteration procedures as the elite Adeptus Custodes. That is to say, implants, hormonal treatments, and light genetic alteration. A few of the Angry Marines even have specified miniatures, created because of how much the populace loves them. They are known to destroy traitors for the Inquisition under the command of their Commissar Fuklaw. They hate traitors with a passion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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