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TORN Declaration of War

I am not a man of many words. OV messed with us, we got mad, then we made attempts for peace. Sethb admits his involvement, and Impero even offers him up for expulsion and ZI, then retracted the offer. Even an offer to settle for one round of war with Sethb was rejected.

You wanted war, and TORN stands together.

/s/

bigwoody, Emperor of TORN, Chef de Cuisine of Cold Revenge, Climber of Rocks, Lover of Pixels, Pitchman of Useful As Seen on TV Products, and !@#$@#$ Delicious

His Royal Thickness, Regent, Thickführer, A Chisel His Sky Torn, Master of Azns, Lord of Toph, Prophet of DeLay, Defender of Coups, Shadow Lord of Hosts, Tuxedo Mask. Also, th_youmad2.jpg

His Mighty and Excellent Highness the Emperor Choop of Cornelius, Bringer of Justice, Pain, and Truth, the Sword of Hammertime, Captain Widowmaker, the Orange Scourge, and the Juggernaut

Kung Fu Geek, Regent

Quinoa Rex, Minister of Foreign Affairs, The Quinführer, Corrector of Spelling Errors and the Hottest Canadian You Know

Her Royal Majesty, the Holy Empress of the New Desolate Order and Silvaienia, HannaH Michelle Avacyn. Defender of the Huggle, Apprentice of the Wiggle, the Hand That Feeds Piplup, Hanger of the Sueden Drapes, Keeper of the Keys to the Imperial Liquor Cabinet, and Glitter Fairy Extraordinaire. Also, NOT Hannah Montana

SinisterCanuck, the Sinister Minister of War, the Canadian Enforcer and the real reason why Duke Nukem Forever isn't out yet. Also, PILLS HERE!

Imperator, Councilor and Proud Member

mike717, Councillor, First Pledge, and Unafraid to ride to war without a 5-1 advantage.

Sithis, aka Phil Ken Sebben. HA HA! TORN Councilor

Lord Boris, Imperial Advisor, Keeper of Excess Time, Loyal Servant of the TORN Wimminz, Priest of Sarcasm, Holy Thorn in the Side of GOD, Rumored Evil Secret Overlord of FEAR, Also lolwut?

Kaveman, Imperial Advisor, on a dolphin doin flips n !@#$!

Natan, Imperial Advisor

Darksaberexile, loyal TORN member, owner of a Gundam, and ready for war

Matt2001, Owner of the Autobot Matrix of leadership, and pope of the first church of :o

IYIyTh, He Who Makes Entirely Too Much Sense

OPArsenal, Champion of Francoism, Owned by Quinoa Rex, Spiller of Secrets, Nerdcore Family, Fat Mess

Sage Masters, Proud Member of TORN, Minister of :awesome:, and loyal servant to The Quinführer

Catface, a cat

smashmaniac104, Resident \m/udkip lieker, Connoisseur of the Lulz

nikko, no u!

Herbs, Life-Member and Jagermeister of TORN

NeCoHo, His Most Holy, Relevant, Imperial, and Majestic Patriarch of the Nation Margate, Pope of Broness, Bishop of Lulz, Chamber Keeper of all the Holy Malevolence which is Thick, and currently a Draco without an Athens

Ringil- the winner of the war

Realypk, Emperor of Bovine

BMitt King, aka BiggusDickus, destroyer of cheesecake, whose ROFLcopter does indeed go "soisoisoi." You jealous?

Surge, tha boss, and fine remover of infra

The Great Sam, Official TORN Wardog

Nightlight, Harbinger of Dark Times

Docjay, the God of War

StevieG, PFA player of the year

Caesar di Cesare, One of many reasons people everywhere are switching to TORN for all their all hegemonic needs!

ChrisLive, The Destroyer of all things Infra

Bayanchur Khan, Guy who kills stuff

tl;dr:

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congrats on winning Lap dog of the month. I hope you enjoy the war while you can. I'm going to enjoy watching you guys burn

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And so it begins...IMHO, worse CB ever.

Good luck to Ordo Verde.

Spying on our allies? Check.

Admission of guilt? Check.

Reneging on good faith negotiations of a peaceful settlement? Double check.

Ignoring a charitable offer to limit punishment to guilty individuals? Check.

Hmm...

Yeah. This CB is no good. Your superior logic has convinced me that I am evil.

Can't wait to see the bandwagon that trolls up to our doorstep hoping for a crack at "ending the hegemony". I bet their CB's will be bulletproof.

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Can't wait to see the bandwagon that trolls up to our doorstep hoping for a crack at "ending the hegemony". I bet their CB's will be bulletproof.

Yeah, I know right? They totally need CBs to declare on you right now.

Pfft. Rookies. You keep doin what you are doing, it's gonna end well.

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Yeah, I know right? They totally need CBs to declare on you right now.

Pfft. Rookies. You keep doin what you are doing, it's gonna end well.

Yes. Hypocrisy has been a successful strategy in the past.

Keep doing the same thing over and over again and hoping for different results. Let's see which of us gets frustrated first.

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Yes. Hypocrisy has been a successful strategy in the past.

Keep doing the same thing over and over again and hoping for different results. Let's see which of us gets frustrated first.

May you please remove the propaganda CD and actually respond?

So far I'm not following you. I think that you are still thinking people need a CB to attack you.

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