Botha Posted March 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 I know your team is better on paper, but don't count your chickens yet I'm not counting my chickens... if I were, I wouldn't have said 'assuming I make it past Kelville'. There's been too many strange results this season that nothing can be taken for granted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcadian Empire Posted March 27, 2009 Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 Today is the day, Coach Courtney's Retirement Match - if she loses...she must, retire. Also, I am hoping to get past Voobaha...we must. We just have to, then we can get our league form up again and rule CN Football! In other news, Dragonia is now a Legion Nation, therefore Purple controls World Football! Muahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Botha Posted March 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 Farewell Coach Courtney!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcadian Empire Posted March 27, 2009 Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 Hello to a similarly named, and if AFF is to be believed, more attractive female coach... Coach Christie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DinendelDucky Posted March 27, 2009 Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 Tough week for the Primera. AFC, Duckies, and SiPS all out in the cup. These Segunda squads are really stepping it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voobaha Posted March 27, 2009 Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 Coach Courtney has a standing offer to be a sideline reporter on VSPN and AFF=Adult Friend Finder? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uralica Posted March 27, 2009 Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 Tough week for the Primera. AFC, Duckies, and SiPS all out in the cup.These Segunda squads are really stepping it up. Tercera in my case I guess that's more my fault for not getting set up properly in the first match though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Botha Posted March 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 and AFF=Adult Friend Finder? LMAO No I think AFF stands for Arcadia Fails Fans or some other fanzine... although with Arcadia FC's penchant for hiring bimbos for coaches, one can be forgiven if AFF does stand for Adult Friend Finder. I can just visualise the advert... WANTED: Attractive blonde athletic type to coach men's football team, must like giving discipline when required and look hot in shorts. Masochism from fans a bonus when team is down on the skids. Dumpy Transvaler boeremeisies need not apply. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James I Posted March 27, 2009 Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 Ah, Liga Mundo - this brings memories back. ICR which seasons I played now, alas when does Season V finish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uralica Posted March 27, 2009 Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 Last match day is 8 June. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcadian Empire Posted March 27, 2009 Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 AFF = Arcadian Football Fails Magazine - recent establishment criticising everything about Arcadian football, and the Coach. And Botha, just because Arcadia FC is an equal opportunity employer and it just so happens that attractive females are picked And Coach Christie is blonde-ish, and Coach Courtney is brunette - get it right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Botha Posted March 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 it just so happens that attractive females are picked "Arcadia FC puts a whole new twist on the phrase 'chasing skirt'..." - Detlef Botha, Springboks midfielder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcadian Empire Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 BBs Exclusive! Arcadia FC players on their impressions of Coach Christie Clifford Broom - "Hmm... dark eyes and blonde-ish hair. Reminds me of my wife." Hector Howarth - "I really, really, really hope she wears a revealing top and a short skirt... to distract the opposition of course." Sid Harrington - "A swimmer coaching a football team? Nuts." Evan Halliwell - "What Sid said. I liked Coach Courtney, now I'm torn between two coaches!" Howey Blanchflower - "I have a fear that she likes it rough and tough.... football-wise I mean" Malcolm Fitzpatrick - "Too bad she has a boyfriend." Shaun Jackson - "I really hope she goes easy on, I mean... you know, like, easy as in...not rough? As in football." Enzo Traversa - "I hope this is the start of a new defence initiative. Our defence sucks, hopefully she'll fix that up, soon." Dionizy Piekarski - "She's taller than me..." Emil Napieralski - "I took the liberty of showing her around the Stadium, as Captain - she seems pleased." Romeo Curtis - "I heard she likes an aggressive style of football, maybe I can get called on more often." Sylvester Murphy - "Coach Courtney was full into through plays, my heading skills were never truly utilised, except in the odd game or two. Maybe this Coach can be wing play happy?" Charlie Purser - "I don't know what I can say... I haven't seen her coach before, the only thing I can comment on is her outside appearance." [And that is?] "I think she looks great. How old is she?" [21.] "Really?!" Patrizio Blundetto - "Coach Courtney never really allowed goal poachers such as Caleb and I to good use. Maybe with this new Coach I can convince her that we don't need a specialist type of play, just let me and Caleb in there - and we'll win." Don Silver - "I am part of a very skillful midfield. So, I can hope this means more game time for me." Julian Nolan - "I'm training really hard, I want to get a starting position - this Coach, I think, is a great way to get new inspiration in the team. All the more better for me." Gabriel Hassan - "Under Coach Courtney it was always Caleb and Dermott...maybe this new Coach will give us a chance, eh?" Caleb Monkhouse - "If you get close enough to her, you can see her imperfections... ewwww..." Dermott Kewell - "Coach Courtney was good, until about now. I'm still mildly against the switch, but give her one game... let's see what her coaching skills are made of" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steodonn Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 I go top of Tercera if I win tommrow COME ON Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcadian Empire Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 I'm going to give my new Coach, 3 games... she has to win at least one of them. If so, she stays! She better win though - we need a win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kowalski Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 I go top of Tercera if I win tommrow COME ON And I go four points clear if I win. Let the games begin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PremierApex Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 Looks like FC Stalybridge is going to be next club to switch managers. They have officially 3 days to sign in or lose ownership of Stalybridge. Machi, it looks like you are next in line if you are interested in the FCS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Botha Posted March 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 Machi, it looks like you are next in line if you are interested in the FCS. Didn't he just take over Rivendell (now Dendarii FC)? If not, who did? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PremierApex Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 Some guy named Andrew with a decent rating Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevinho Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 I'm not counting my chickens... if I were, I wouldn't have said 'assuming I make it past Kelville'. There's been too many strange results this season that nothing can be taken for granted. Ok so I lost, but still a crazy match though - 3 yellows and a red for me, 4 yellows for you, 3 injuries in the match and lots of chances on goal. Looks like FC Stalybridge is going to be next club to switch managers. They have officially 3 days to sign in or lose ownership of Stalybridge. Machi, it looks like you are next in line if you are interested in the FCS. Thats good news for me if he doesn't wake up as I play them tommorrow. So hopefully they don't get lucky with the last formation set. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Botha Posted March 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 Ok so I lost, but still a crazy match though - 3 yellows and a red for me, 4 yellows for you, 3 injuries in the match and lots of chances on goal. Transvaal likes to play hard. Yellow cards never go out of style on the 'Boks. You did give me a good run in both games tho' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machiabelly Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 I am indeed interested Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DinendelDucky Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 Nothing against Machi but I would wait until at least after the halfway point in the season to give him the team, It allows all teams to get at least one walkover before facing a real manager. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcadian Empire Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 Andrew is the guy I was advocating to get into Liga Mundo, because he won the Senator's Cup - the Legion two-legged cup, 7-2 I think against me in the Final. Not good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kowalski Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 And I go four points clear if I win.Let the games begin! Oh dear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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