arcofmudkip Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 (edited) This notice is notice qua notice and is very polite. This was issued by the newly formed Ministry of Forum Posts, run by the Minister himself, the redoubtable arcofmudkips. Contents of Notice I. INITIATE OPERATION hie! I. War Declarations. II. Demands III. Announcement of Protectorates IV. Notice of upcoming election I. This section deals with war declaration by the movement UMEISM and its ancillary internet bodies. (1)UME, herewith to be referred to as the New Mahout Order, or NMO, hereby declares war on the old Pacifican order for ex post facto copyright infringement, its leaders are also rumoured to be not unhomosexual. II. This section deals with demands made by the Grand Mahout UTOPOS God of Cybernations and Ruler of the Entire World, Plenipotentiary of the Seven Syllables and Master of all Knowledge including Copremesis, Arch-Pope of the Holy Sanctuary of the Copremesis, AnteJesus of the Mahoutdom, and God of all infrastructure. REX CAEDES EX CULTUS. (1)The New Mahout Order of the United Mahouts of Epicaricacy demands that IRON declare war on UME. (2)The New Mahout Order of the United Mahouts of Epicaricacy demands that IRON surrenders to UME. (3)The New Mahout Order of the United Mahouts of Epicaricacy demands that everyone uses inverted commas instead of quotation marks and all other barbaric american punctuation. III. This section deals with new protectorates announced by the Ministry of Time who deal with protectorate and protectoruction alike. (1) Minister of Time, Scenenemethevers, is pleased to announce that VOX POPULI has decided to become a temporary protectorate of UME. The proper announcement of this announcement will be made shortly. IV. This section deals with the upcoming election and challenges to the current government of UME made by rival governments within the omnigovernment of the New Mahout Order of the United Mahouts of Order. (1)The Opposition Party within the New Mahout Order of the United Mahouts of Epicaricacy who follow the francoist philosophy of UTOPOS GOD OF CYBERNATIONS hereby announce they will be attacking UME for the right to govern it. (2)The AntiOpposition Party within the New Mahout Order of the United Mahouts of Epicaricacy who follow the voxist philosophy created by UTOPOS hereby announce they will be attacking ume for the right to govern it. February 5, year of our Mahout 2009. Signed by; Spiritual leader of UME: UTOPOS ~~~~~ The Grand Mahout UTOPOS God of Cybernations and Ruler of the Entire World, Plenipotentiary of the Seven Syllables and Master of all Knowledge including Copremesis, Arch-Pope of the Holy Sanctuary of the Copremesis, AnteJesus of the Mahoutdom, and God of all infrastructure. REX CAEDES EX CULTUS. Legislature: Arcofmudkip ~~~~ Minister of Forum Posts Scenenemethevers ~~~~ Minister of Time Edited February 6, 2009 by arcofmudkip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 i dont buy that vox actually agreed to a protectorate from you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heyman Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 i dont buy that vox actually agreed to a protectorate from you. This is quite an astute statement. Please address this, UME. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joeeigel Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 (edited) i dont buy that vox actually agreed to a protectorate from you. I recommend that you violently exit from human existence. UME's emissary to the vox populi has screenshots of the discussion and agreement on the protectorate. Edited February 6, 2009 by Joeeigel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schattenmann Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 (edited) Hello. We did not. I'm only saying we didn't because I'd hate to see these guys get attacked over a joke, even if it is their joke. Edited February 6, 2009 by Schattenmann Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William Blake Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 How much more of this stuff will there be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uralica Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 Ever more until CON stops sending UTOPOS money and his followers are squashed under the heel of people who actually value sanity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilrow Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 Hahaha. (1)UME, herewith to be referred to as the New Mahout Order, or NMO, hereby declares war on the old Pacifican order for ex post facto copyright infringement, its leaders are also rumoured to be not unhomosexual So is that a declaration of war on NPO? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeta Defender Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 (edited) (1)UME, herewith to be referred to as the New Mahout Order, or NMO, hereby declares war on the old Pacifican order for ex post facto copyright infringement, its leaders are also rumoured to be not unhomosexual. You got steel junk for that DoW. I'll give you that. Second! ROfFL :lol: Third: ^ What Bilrow Asked! Edited February 6, 2009 by Zeta Defender Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joeeigel Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 (edited) Hello. We did not. I'm only saying we didn't because I'd hate to see these guys get attacked over a joke, even if it is their joke. We don't want to disclose the contents of private negotiations but public contradictions will get you no where Vox. Edited February 6, 2009 by Joeeigel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 UME's emissary to the vox populi has screenshots of the discussion and agreement on the protectorate. can you provide these screenshots out of curiousity, since Vox just said otherwise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilrow Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 I recommend that you violently exit from human existence.UME's emissary to the vox populi has screenshots of the discussion and agreement on the protectorate. Wow...just wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcofmudkip Posted February 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 UME may or may not be declaring war on NPO, but erring on the side of caution you should probably attack us just in case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joeeigel Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 The february notice could be construded to be a declaration of war on the NPO if noscitur a sociis is presumed in intepreting the notice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doitzel Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 Hello. To clarify, we did not agree to become your protectorate. If we did, I have nullified that agreement by declaring war on you. We promise you will get merciful surrender terms. Much love, Vox Dei Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcofmudkip Posted February 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 Hello.To clarify, we did not agree to become your protectorate. If we did, I have nullified that agreement by declaring war on you. We promise you will get merciful surrender terms. Much love, Vox Dei not Vox gov, we want to hear it from monkey, or else you can go lick up some industrial strength caulk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doitzel Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 not Vox gov, we want to hear it from monkey, or else you can go lick up some industrial strength caulk. I am the Senate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strudeldorf Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 I'm sure this sounded like a much better idea before you posted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcofmudkip Posted February 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 I am the Senate. That's nice tell us when the executive branch confirms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delta1212 Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 This was funny the... actually, it wasn't. It was tolerable the first time, and hasn't been since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcofmudkip Posted February 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 (edited) This was funny the... actually, it wasn't. It was tolerable the first time, and hasn't been since. LOL that's funny Edited February 6, 2009 by arcofmudkip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joeeigel Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 This was funny the... actually, it wasn't. It was tolerable the first time, and hasn't been since. After reading, and rereading you post, I believe there is only one possible reply for your statement. lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doitzel Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 That's nice tell us when the executive branch confirms. It's treason, then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UTOPOS Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeta Defender Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 I love how this turned from a DoW to a VoX treason thread, don't see these too much /me grabs the popcorn for the coming fireworks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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